Thank you for your Patience when you’re in your car waiting in a stopped line and an Audi illegally comes racing up the right side. He owns a car that costs more than your home, cars and timeshare. Speaking of time, your time, he doesn’t fucking care. Thank you for your patience when you wait ate the Red Box behind the woman with the big ass who thinks she looks like Vivica Fox. She knows your standing patiently waiting to rent Hello Kitty for your girls as she talks to herself, pops her gum and fucks with her fake Yak curls. Thank you for your patience at the DMV. Your number is 97 and they’re still on 23. The angry woman behind the counter with the 80’s hair like Joan Jett, yells in the faces of foreigners who haven’t learned English yet. Your tax dollars hard at work. Be patient, they’ll treat you like a fucking jerk. Thank you for your patience; your wait time is 28 minutes. The kids are screaming, you’re driving and have reached your limit. A human just came on the line and disconnected as you were saying hi. Thank you for your patience, give it another try. We’re closed now we open again tomorrow morning at nine. Thank you for your patience with the economy. It isn’t my fault; it was the guy before me. There’s a lot to do constantly. Now pardon me while I work on my legacy. Thank you for your patience at the free hospital. They can’t reject those uninsured, they take them all. You may wait a full day in the lobby looking catatonic from a stroke. This kind of shit happens when you’re broke. Thank you for your patience is a bullshit line. Nobody really values each other’s time. The fucking terrorists created the TSA. Fuck it; my flight has been cancelled anyway. We know you have many choices and chose us to your dismay… good luck getting home and have a nice day.