Every engineering student has once in life said
“10thla Jast marks kadhle tikdech chukla”.
Maharashtrians don’t take rest,
Aamhi thode vel aadave padto
*What is mutual understanding
Friend1: Result lagla ka re?
Friend2: Lagla Nahi re … Lagle!
Best Part of Monsoon is that,
Baher Jayacha kantala ala asel
Tar pavsacha kaaran deu shakto .
Never make you girl cry
Bcoz pathi 100 chutiye rumal gheun tayarch astat
Paus ani bayko survatilach changale vatatat,
Nantar nusti Chik-Chik.
Pori radlya ki rumal yetat,
Pora radle ki khambe yetat!
Club isn’t the best place to find lover
Mhanun aamhi lagnat pori baghayla jato.
USA: You are so Skinny
Aplyakade: Hadachi kad an Bochyacha tuntuna
What couples thinking now:
“Yaar mast pavsat baby la kiss karchay”
What I am thinking:
“Bc chaddya nahi suknar.. udya vande hotel”
When someone appreciate Maharashtrian,
We don’t say thank you, Instead we say
“Kashyala garibachi chesta kartos”
Love marriage is incomplete without
Aai saying “Tila ya gharat aanla tar majha melela tond baghshil”
Mi tichya ghari ghodya var basun varaat nenar hoto,
Ti mala ch ghoda laun geli.
All Marathi boyfriend’s names start with
J,E,V,L,I,S,K,A
Every address in Maharashtra ends with
“Tikde jaun vichara kunihi sangel”
Every sentence has double meaning
If you are chaavat enough.
Shopping with parent is all about,
“Vaadhtya aangache kapde ghe”
Jar mi phone var boltana ek pan shivi det nasel
Tar samjun ja mi gharat ahe.
Mi patavleli mulgi ghar sambhalel ki nahi
Yachi aai la jarahi chinta nahiye,
Tila majhya var evdha vishwas aahe ki tila,
Mahit aahe majhyane mulgi patnaarch nahi.
Mom says good night
Maa says shubh ratri
Aai says “taak to mobile chulit ani ghe zopun”
Prem asa kari ki ticha bhau ch
Ek divas tula bhauji bola pahije
Lagnachya mandapat navri radat hoti,
Aani 2 varshani lagnaachi CD bagun
Navra radat hota.
Family trips are more like dev darshan
Rather than vacation
Your future husband is probably out there
Standing in mutton chi line now.
*There are two types of Moms*
Who call their Son Girlfriend as Sunbai,
Who call their son girlfriend as Bhavaani.
Tichya aathavani madhe mann guntavnya peksha
Mutual funds madhe paise guntav,
Ti kahi parat yenar nahi, Paise Kamal yetil.
Date var nhenare khup jan ahet
Pan Jejuri la tula uchalun nenara shodh.
Me: Bhava Porgi patavli.
Mitra: Are wahh, Chal Basuya
Me: Bhava sodun geli ti Mala.
Mitra: Chal tujha mood set karayla Basuya
Me: Bhava majha accident jhalay.
Mitra: chal hospital madhe basuya.
In world full of babe, darling, crush
Be my चि. सौ. कां.
In Maharashtra we don’t have bullet bike,
We call it “Fatfati”
Maharashtrians don’t waste money on
Buying safety lockers fir storing money,
Instead we use “Tandlacha Dabba”
We love window seat for two reasons:
1. To see natural view
2. Ultya
No need to get drunk to dance like idiot
Nashik dhol is enough for that.
According to My aai every girl in group photo
With me is suspect sunbai for her
10-12thcha result Swapna dakhavto
Ani last year cha result aapli layki
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