CHRISTMAS SALES
Parody To
Jingle Bells
I went out to the store in my beat-up Chevrolet
Gonna buy my kids some gifts with the last bit of my pay
I got them all some shoes and all of them some clothes
The girls got Barbie Dolls and my son a G I Joe
Christmas sales Christmas Sales let me keep some cash
Cause if there are no Christmas sales you're going to break my ass
I got them all a game that would be a lot of fun
Together they could play, called an Xbox number one
Now my shoppings finally done the gifts are neath the tree
I’m gonna take it easy now there’s no money left for me
Christmas Sales Christmas Sales let me keep some cash
Cause if there is no Christmas sales you're going to break my ass
Then Christmas day was here and the kids all went berserk
They opened all their gifts and left me all the work
What ticked me off the most and yes it surely did
Was the next day they were playing with the boxes and the lids
Christmas sales Christmas sales let me keep some cash
Cause if there is no Christmas sales you're going to break my ass
