2020-04-16 15:29
In these unprecedented times when so many of us are having to limit our social interaction to online encounters it's important to know how to apologise when you've caused offence. I say when… Read More
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An eclectic mix of poetry, satire, silliness and sex.
2019-09-17 11:19
I don't think we should call it ghostingGhosts want you to know they are thereMortals who fear confrontationAre eager to just disappearA spirit puts in lots of effortTo knock once for yes, t… Read More
2019-08-25 15:02
Some long term readers (listen to me, making out I have more than two and a spambot) will be aware that I like to poke fun at sex blog culture. The Boudoir began as an anti-sexblog blog and… Read More
2019-07-25 10:14
I know what you're imaginingYou're looking at my mouthI know that you are wonderingIf I could head down southIn this heat to go travellingSurely would be follyToo hot to fling your javelinSu… Read More
2019-07-16 13:21
He gives his attention in slicesHe leaves me to my own devicesHe thinks I will stayTil he's ready to playLike a starvation diet sufficesHe's got so many things on his mindHe's too busy to re… Read More
2019-04-13 16:22
His prose is so purple, so swollen, engorgedI must cup it with both of my handsAugmented, distended, words ready to burstThere's an imprint where each of them lands.Sexy aubergines, the only… Read More
2019-01-07 14:18
The circus seduced me, I long to join inI made my own outfit, perfected my grinI just haven't yet found what it is I can doIn my spangly tights made with glitter and glueTo swallow a sword i… Read More
2019-01-01 17:19
While I've been taking a lengthy break from writing anything of note online I've continued to vaguely monitor (stalk) people who do write things of note online. It's a changed landscape in m… Read More
2017-05-27 16:43
The sex blogger now known as BertWas demanding and terribly curtI said "where's your class?"He said "up your arse"And then put his hand up my skirt Read More
2017-05-26 15:55
I met a sex blogger called BertWho was eager to see women squirtBut in porn it's just pissWhen they simulate blissAnd you wouldn’t want that up your shirt Read More
2016-04-16 15:15
It's a good question, one that remains both unasked and unanswered.I found myself back in here by chance. A random comment on Facebook led to a dormant synapse suddenly jolting back into lif… Read More
2014-02-04 09:12
I'm disillusioned with it allI can't find what I'm looking forMy progress has slowed to a crawlI'm wedged in life's revolving doorI'm searching for a missing linkI'm hunting for a… Read More
2014-01-27 17:44
I am enjoying my anti anti ageing experiment. My newly cropped silver-streaked locks have brought me nothing but compliments and a more efficient use of shampoo. I am free from the tyra… Read More
2014-01-19 17:16
I have not read it myself, only extracts or various spoofs, but there is no denying the influence 50 Shades of Grey has had in certain quarters. While on the one hand I'm pleased that t… Read More
2014-01-11 16:55
In my childhood I, like many others of my generation, had penpals. There was a great sense of anticipation when waiting for the postman to deliver another batch of colourful letters, la… Read More
2014-01-05 19:56
It's week one of my voyage to the Grey Havens, or going cold turkey on the hair dye if you prefer.I have announced my rejection of the tyranny of L'Oreal, Nice 'n' Easy and their ilk online… Read More
2014-01-03 21:25
I am at a difficult age. As I hurtle through my forties I find myself under constant pressure to combat the signs of ageing. Every time I log into Facebook, open my emails, peruse a magazine… Read More
2013-10-23 15:14
No one likes change, yet we all experience it at some point.Much has been written about change - embracing it, accepting it, making the best of it. There are numerous charts and diagram… Read More
2013-08-02 17:06
And by that I don't mean I am taking part in a traditional dance contest in Trinidad. Which is a shame, as that would be much more fun and would probably involve an exotic alcoholic beverage… Read More
2013-02-09 17:58
...This BlogOriginally titled "Look at My Arse" this was a blog purely devised for cheap thrills and quick hits. Once Luka discovered how tough the competition was in terms of arse attractiv… Read More
2012-08-04 22:01
Whatever else may change my love of interesting footwear remains.Unfortunately, so does my love of wine so I may fall off my interesting footwear from time to time, but at least it breaks th… Read More
2012-06-23 21:38
Blogging has slowed down considerably these days, hasn't it? Read More
2011-08-21 16:24
I was on the phone at my desk in the open plan office, having a conversation with a lady who was waiting for an operation and consequently in some pain. "Oh, poor you," I sympathised. She we… Read More
2011-08-07 10:54
It is very difficult to get into my pants unless you happen to be me.It's not that they are too small or tight. Quite the reverse. They are capacious, roomy, capable of fitting both my plent… Read More
2011-07-31 12:54
So, there I was in my budget hotel room, sitting upon the white expanse of duvet and gazing at the banana I'd placed on the table, thinking "if I was a proper sex blogger that banana would b… Read More
2011-07-04 22:28
"I'm off to the spa," I announced."Great! Bring me back a can of Fanta and a pasty.""No, not the Spar. The spa."It was true. I was not heading off to forge a path to the pastry products thro… Read More
2011-06-18 18:48
I have been gone, as you may have noticed, for quite a while. I had things to do in the Big Room. Now I am back and eager to establish whether I have missed anything. I suspect not, but you… Read More
2011-06-12 16:16
I would have got someone to water the plantsAnd to cancel the papers and milk I would have got someone to hold all my callsAnd perform other tasks of that ilkI would have asked someone to pl… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Twitter likes to make suggestions as to who I might like to follow, given my eclectic mix of oddballs I choose to socialise with online.I look at their proffered list and am grateful th… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Dear LukaI am in turmoilI am lost and I'm confused and need your helpOh LukaIt makes my blood boilIt makes me whinge and whine and positively yelpDear LukaI'm on the reboundAnd I thought tha… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I may have to stop using Twitter. Or at least stop following accounts that tweet and retweet endless pictures of the same woman. And never look at Tumblrs, is my advice.She's not literally t… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I'm not one for labels.There are some who place value on a designer brand whereas I will happily slouch my way around Matalan or Primark placing value on the fact I can get two tops for a fi… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
As any woman with an online presence will know, there are times when you receive messages from men who have clearly handed over editorial control to their gonads. Such communications vary in… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I have them.I can't always indulge them, of course. I am a mature woman with a responsible job and I need to project a professional image. At work I may wear a skull print scarf or some subt… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
When I was a starry-eyed teenager, wrestling daily with the emotional demands of unstable hormones, mysterious passions and unrequited love, I longed for the day when everything wo… Read More
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