2016-01-16 10:12
Barb the French Bean here. I wish you all a very belated Happy 2016, barring the recent passing of David Bowie, Alan Rickman and René Angelil.As for my own life, university studies an… Read More
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2014-11-03 15:36
In the past, I have dedicated a post to discussing what "Cuban-time" entails. This cultural analysis was only a warm-up aimed at the task of deciphering the rhythm of French life.While livin… Read More
2014-10-30 15:21
Need some costume ideas this Halloween? Are you in a panic to find a cheap, affordable, inexpensive, shoddy, half-assed, borderline offensive costume? Well, you've come to the right place!1)… Read More
2014-10-23 22:04
One of the greatest things about growing up with parents whose first language was different to the one spoken in my homeland is that there will inevitably be some misunderstandings when tryi… Read More
2014-09-22 15:58
(In case the title wasn't already enough of a spoiler for you, here's the story.)I grew up in a house that has a backyard adjacent to a canal. During the spring, it was a common occurre… Read More
2014-08-31 15:31
This past Tuesday, I had the opportunity to have my first dental appointment in France (with a Dutch dentist, no less). While my visit was certainly not wisdom tooth related, the appointment… Read More
2014-08-07 21:00
Returning to my roots in Miami as I do for one month every summer gives me the opportunity to re-examine the things that are in absence of my life in France. For the first few days of what w… Read More
2014-07-19 14:24
Occasionally, my funny little mind conjures crazy thoughts which eventually manifest in the form of a cartoon.Here is one of those crazy cartoons.To be continued.Barb the French Bean Read More
2014-07-10 06:52
My personal life has gone through a significant change within the past week: I am no longer living in Sablé-sur-Sarthe.I have said good-bye to this:The Neigh-bors had a kidAnd openly… Read More
2014-06-19 16:57
*Much thanks to Invader Stu from Invading Holland for inspiring me to make my own lists.-You no longer flinch at hearing the siren that sounds at noon every first Wednesday of the month.-You… Read More
2014-05-29 17:51
After my down-on-visiting-museums luck in Den Haag and Delft, I decided that my third day of visiting the Netherlands would consist of something a little bit closer to Amsterdam while being… Read More
2014-05-29 17:36
Those who are fortunate enough to lead blissful lives of never having to encounter French documentation are probably unaware that any paperwork procedure over here requires a growing pile of… Read More
2014-05-21 20:45
(Yes, I know that the past tense of "to grind" should be "ground," but I'm talking about a sexualized dance move, not mince meat, and in the former's context, "ground" or even "grounded" sou… Read More
2014-05-12 20:23
After the King's Day celebrations, I decided that one euphoric day of inebriated and bitterballen rest was more than enough. As Minister of Transport for Holland, I find myself with the tire… Read More
2014-04-21 18:16
A fair warning: today's post features some rather colorful language. Read at your own risk.Back when I was a middle school and high school student, I often heard my fellow classmates complai… Read More
2014-04-17 00:36
In my four years of living in Croissant-and-Baguetteland, I am happy to report that going throughout life isn't always a high fashion runway that requires you to look your absolute best. Whi… Read More
2014-02-11 21:00
In the past four years living my French life, I discovered over time one rather life-changing epiphany: I don't need a television to be happy.Yes, from being absolutely broke living on my ow… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Hello.After the riveting post about making Brioche from scratch, I practically disappeared from the blogosphere here at Two Beans Or Not Two Beans.I just wanted to let you all know that… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
In the hectic side project that is dealing with my life, I have temporarily forgotten to update my little corner of the Internet.Today, with my apologies, I offer you all a glimpse of the ac… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
First of all, I wish you a belated Bonne Année to everyone.Yesterday, the headquarters of the controversial Charlie Hebdo newspaper faced an attack which resulted in the deaths of twe… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I've got a confession to make: I have a problem with being on time. In previous posts, I have hinted at my tendency of never being prompt, but I have downplayed how chronic my condition is.E… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
On the infrequent occasions in which I head outside of my 15,000 souls town of Sablé-sur-Sarthe, I often make a beeline towards the train station and grab a seat headed to the city of… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
As a frequent traveler who makes it a point to cross the Atlantic ocean at least twice a year, I'd like to think that I've become a pro at handling the extreme changes of adapting suddenly t… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
For the past five years, I've become a bit of a nomad, alternating between moving to France, then back to the place where I grew up, then back to France. As each day passes in my life in Fra… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Warning: This post is quite long and not particularly funny. There are, however, a few cartoons to break up the monotony of pure text, so it's kinda like reading a children's book. Wheeeee!… Read More
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