2011-02-02 08:25
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The mysteries of human behaviour. Explained.
2010-04-14 10:28
What constitutes a Rock n Roll Lifestyle?I'm sure answers would vary, but you can probably count onPlenty of sexWads of cash Loads of boozeTV's out of hotel room windowsRolls Royce in t… Read More
2010-04-12 15:02
I'm often caught in a maelstrom of indecision when I attempt to conclude what the most irritating thing in the world is. Is it:People who touch type and won't look at the keyboard… Read More
2010-04-09 23:07
A Russian orphan was adopted by a woman from the USA and now she's sent him back.That's the top and bottom of it, and of course there's more meat to the bones, but this is the story to which… Read More
2010-04-09 15:45
Sometimes it's hard being awesome. This is why.You don't pay attention to what's happening around you.This is one of my worst habits. It's as though things only occur if I am pay… Read More
2010-04-07 23:08
Following my previous post about the freak show that is Embarrassing Bodies, I have been forced to watch another two episodes. It was pure torture. Now I know what a fistula is a… Read More
2010-04-06 21:44
In an article that made me want to push grannies off cliffs, the Guardian announced that the rules of Scrabble are changing. Proper nouns will now be allowed. As an attempt to sex up S… Read More
2010-04-06 06:22
I know what I'm doingThere's so little trust in the world.Do you trust your spouse/partner to answer your cell phone for you?Would you read their emails or their diary if you thought they wo… Read More
2010-04-01 20:16
Anyone that likes car-crash television should really watch Supersize vs Superskinny. The name itself is insulting to skinny people and patronising to fat people. Start as you mea… Read More
2010-03-31 16:27
The general public have a gaydar comparable to that of Queen Victoria. The long dead Empress once proclaimed that 'women think no such thing' and refused to recognise the concept of le… Read More
2010-03-30 16:36
If you've read this blog before you may have realised that there are two important topics that I often touch upon often. Breasts and smoking. I'm leaving breasts alone for the me… Read More
2010-03-29 17:52
One of my favourite things in the whole world is scaring the shit out of people. You know when someone isn't expecting you to be there and you let out a blood-curdling scream and then… Read More
2010-03-27 17:30
I'm a bit multi-cultural. That doesn't mean that I think I'm Irish because my great, great grandfather ate a potato once, but my parents are from different countries and I've lived on… Read More
2010-03-27 15:59
In a fit of jealous pique, an unattractive Daily Mail columnist has slated women with fake breasts. Sally Brampton says that she has a lifelong hatred of her own body and now she also… Read More
2010-03-25 11:51
A new survey has proven what I believed all along. Men like fake breasts. On a woman. 1 in 4 prefer fake breasts and 40% say it doesn't matter, fake or real, I don't ge… Read More
2010-03-25 00:21
I'm a huge fan of Asterix the Gaul, by Goscinny and Uderzo. It's childish and at the same time quite erudite, the characters are memorable and it's educational. The part that oft… Read More
2010-03-23 00:55
They say 'Beer exists so fat chicks can get laid', but it goes deeper than that.It's all down to perception.Uma Thurman. Apparently she's a great beauty. What? Her hands ar… Read More
2010-03-21 16:35
Huntington, West Virginia. America's fattest city. Why would someone come up with that epithet? Just hurt everyone's feelings in Huntington why don't you? What's that? &nbs&hell…Read More
2010-03-20 08:55
You can get the most amazing information about your blog from Google. I found out 20 minutes ago that someone had been directed to this website by Google after searching for 'Hairy Mil… Read More
2010-03-20 08:27
Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?I've been asked why there's not more misogyny on this blog, and I've been resisting, but I've been forced into this one.Why is it absolutely… Read More
2010-03-18 09:04
You know when people say 'Oh, I wish I could do it all again, be young again with what I know now.' And then they've got nothing else to say on the matter? What would they actually do?… Read More
2010-03-17 08:25
Now that I've been hailed as an international sex expert (I can't use the ridiculous word 'sexpert' as portmanteaux are banned from my blog) I would like to share with you a question asked b… Read More
2010-03-16 20:41
Subtitle - Or if you have I'm calling the policeThe SpiderThe female gets on all fours, legs and arms straight with butt poking out as far as possible. The male climbs on top, at a 90… Read More
2010-03-16 00:24
Sometimes it takes a foreigner to speak English properly.We sayKnow your limitationsorYou can't get blood out of a stonePolish people sayYou can't jump higher than your cockI'd like to point… Read More
2010-03-15 23:29
Yesterday was Mothers Day in this corner of the world. I suppose this celebration is a chance for my Mum, or Mom as my little brother hilariously refers to her in his odd half American… Read More
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