2012-02-19 13:35
After careful thought and consideration, I have decided not to blog the 20th season of The Amazing Race for the following reasons:#1 Brendon#2 Rachel#3 Brendon and Rachel, the entity#4 Brend… Read More
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One girl's twistedly fantastic version of what the hell is really going on during The Amazing Race.
2011-12-12 17:37
We've been whisked around the world hither and thither, to and fro, and it all ends here bitches... in Atlanta. Home to housewives, Scarlett O'Hara, zombies , and The Pollards, Atlanta, Geor… Read More
2011-12-05 18:12
Nestled between Colombia and Costa Rica, lies the port-ly country of Panama. Connecting two oceans and controlling the largest portion of rain forest in the Western Hemisphere, Panama is hom… Read More
2011-11-28 17:37
Where the pillows are plush fluffy waffles and where the rivers run thick with chocolate is where we'll continue this terminal race around the world. Home to Tintin and more official languag… Read More
2011-11-21 16:43
This week we are plopped into the center of the land of waffles, sprouts, and chocolate. Belgium isn't a large country per se, but it is a powerful one - powerful enough to smoosh your junk… Read More
2011-11-15 00:01
Let us whisk away to Denmark where the streets are lined with pastries, the dogs are extra large, a college education comes with your first diaper change, and health care for everyone! Revol… Read More
2011-11-07 17:35
Africa, where all life began and lions (and beds) attack. Specifically, Malawi. Madonna's shopping mall. Mountainous and controversial, Malawi is one of the least developed countries in the… Read More
2011-10-31 16:24
The Bitchy Amazing Race Blog will return Monday, November 7.Sorry about that, bitches. Real life is calling Read More
2011-10-24 18:52
The hustle and bustle of Thailand's capital city, Bangkok, is calling, my friends. What began as a small trading center and port community has grown exponentially over time into an epicenter… Read More
2011-10-18 02:59
Derived from the Malay word bukit, the unfortunately named province of Phuket actually translates to "hill". And from a distance, this mountainous island with its white sandy beaches and lus… Read More
2011-10-11 13:19
Solemn, austere, dignified - Buddhism is a religion of nonviolence and inner reflection. It teaches us that nothing is permanent, suffering is the human condition, and once you've attained t… Read More
2011-10-03 19:42
Indonesia, the land of tricksters, tomfoolery, and hijinks. This Asian country of tiny islands is home to at least 150 active volcanoes and an inordinate amount of seismic activity. Tsunamis… Read More
2011-09-26 19:26
Off the southern coast of mainland China lies the mountainous island of Taiwan - our first stop in this insufferable race around the world. Yup, The Amazing Race is back - like a nasty case… Read More
2011-09-24 19:39
Last one! Ron & Bill, from the state of California, are this year's token TAR gays. Both men are flight attendants which means not only do I get to call them Team Stewardess, but they'll… Read More
2011-09-24 19:39
Last one! Ron & Bill, from the state of California, are this year's token TAR gays. Both men are flight attendants which means not only do I get to call them Team Stewardess, but they'll… Read More
2011-09-24 19:13
Liz & Marie Canavan are identical twins from Deerfield, Illinois and that makes this one a no brainer: Team Parent Trap. Liz lists her occupation as a marketing assistant while Marie lis… Read More
2011-09-24 19:13
Liz & Marie Canavan are identical twins from Deerfield, Illinois and that makes this one a no brainer: Team Parent Trap. Liz lists her occupation as a marketing assistant while Marie lis… Read More
2011-09-24 18:58
Laurence & Zac are the father/son boating team from Thousand Oaks, California. Laurence is a yacht manager and Zac is a "record setting boat captain". As Zac is only 19, what the hell ki… Read More
2011-09-24 18:58
Laurence & Zac are the father/son boating team from Thousand Oaks, California. Laurence is a yacht manager and Zac is a "record setting boat captain". As Zac is only 19, what the hell ki… Read More
2011-09-24 18:40
Kaylani & Lisa are friends and cocktail waitresses from Las Vegas, Nevada. Like any other red-blooded American, I see the name "Kaylani" and I'm immediately reminded of Grease 2. Hello?… Read More
2011-09-24 18:40
Kaylani & Lisa are friends and cocktail waitresses from Las Vegas, Nevada. Like any other red-blooded American, I see the name "Kaylani" and I'm immediately reminded of Grease 2. Hello?… Read More
2011-09-24 18:17
Before I even introduce these two, I know you're asking yourselves, "Team Aniston? Huh? But why Lala?" I'll tell you why. I googled "Justin & Jennifer" in an effort to find their officia… Read More
2011-09-24 18:17
Before I even introduce these two, I know you're asking yourselves, "Team Aniston? Huh? But why Lala?" I'll tell you why. I googled "Justin & Jennifer" in an effort to find their officia… Read More
2011-09-24 17:40
Jeremy & Sandy hail from California and are listed as "dating". Jeremy is in real estate and thinks he's a lot like Ryan Gosling. Sandy is a nurse practitioner and thinks she's of the Je… Read More
2011-09-24 17:40
Jeremy & Sandy hail from California and are listed as "dating". Jeremy is in real estate and thinks he's a lot like Ryan Gosling. Sandy is a nurse practitioner and thinks she's of the Je… Read More
2011-09-24 16:20
Alright, here we go. Here they are. Throw your streamers and start your ticker tape parades. It's Ethan & Jenna, America's Sweethearts. As I am contractually obligated to dislike with gr… Read More
2011-09-24 16:20
Alright, here we go. Here they are. Throw your streamers and start your ticker tape parades. It's Ethan & Jenna, America's Sweethearts. As I am contractually obligated to dislike with gr… Read More
2011-09-24 15:49
Let's meet Ernie & Cindy, an engaged couple from Chicago. Ernie thinks he looks like Ty Pennington and Cindy looks like Lucy Liu. Cindy, however, thinks Ernie looks like Zach Morris from… Read More
2011-09-24 15:49
Let's meet Ernie & Cindy, an engaged couple from Chicago. Ernie thinks he looks like Ty Pennington and Cindy looks like Lucy Liu. Cindy, however, thinks Ernie looks like Zach Morris from… Read More
2011-09-24 15:29
Now we meet the married team of Bill & Cathi from Oregon. Bill is a retired teacher turned farmer and Cathi teaches university courses online. Cathi's biggest pet peeve about Bill is tha… Read More
2011-09-24 15:29
Now we meet the married team of Bill & Cathi from Oregon. Bill is a retired teacher turned farmer and Cathi teaches university courses online. Cathi's biggest pet peeve about Bill is tha… Read More
2011-09-24 15:14
Next up are the professional snowboarding friends Andy & Tommy from California. These two former Olympians are no strangers to traveling the world. Everest, Fuji, Kilimanjaro... they've… Read More
2011-09-24 15:14
Next up are the professional snowboarding friends Andy & Tommy from California. These two former Olympians are no strangers to traveling the world. Everest, Fuji, Kilimanjaro... they've… Read More
2011-09-24 14:50
First up is the married couple of Armani and Marcus Pollard from the great state of Georgia. Since I have exactly one day to post this entire miserable cast, I'm going to keep all of these b… Read More
2011-09-24 14:50
First up is the married couple of Armani and Marcus Pollard from the great state of Georgia. Since I have exactly one day to post this entire miserable cast, I'm going to keep all of these b… Read More
2011-05-10 00:35
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whish! Those are the sounds of us being whisked around the world by our ponytails. From Australia to China to India to the couch country and beyond, our eight remaining soldi… Read More
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