2018-05-09 08:35
Over five years ago, actually on my birthday in 2013, Dave (I fucked a dead pigs face) Cameron, promised a referendum on our membership of the EU. This was a blatant ploy to cosy up to the T… Read More
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2018-03-15 15:19
Our glorious leaders have come up with a plan to prevent us all become fat and unwell. You see, they care about us, that’s why booze and fags are class A drugs…. Oh wait…… Read More
2018-01-17 10:04
So, the new Tory vice chairman for youth in the second eugenics gaff in a week. It was a few years ago when he wrote that benefits claimants should have vasectomies. He’s sorry for wri… Read More
2018-01-15 08:49
It doesn’t matter who or what is responsible, you can blame the Russians, you can cite anti globalisation, or just a kind of world wide entropy…. But everything seems to be frac… Read More
2018-01-04 17:09
Right, you may have to give your third eye a polish for this one. A slightly higher level of consciousness may help you to see this as evolution and not condemnation.
I look forward to a fut… Read More
2018-01-02 09:15
A month off. Well, a month off blogging. I dislike Christmas at home, we’re usually somewhere hot and sunny. It’s our reward to ourselves for working hard all year and having to… Read More
2017-11-30 10:39
There’s some very weird news this week.
Prince Harry has proposed to an American divorcee, his family seem happy enough, the tax payer less so. Less than an hour after the announcement… Read More
2017-11-26 12:45
2017-11-17 10:32
Get ready for tax dodging millionaires to bully you into giving money for children… children the government should be looking after. In twenty first century Britain we have kids going… Read More
2017-11-14 08:20
Television has an innate ability to wind me up, with the exception of less than a handful of programs, most of it boils my piss. But… Blue Planet 2 makes it all worthwhile. It’s… Read More
2017-11-11 14:39
So, we’ve apparently got world kindness day coming up… do we really have to have a day to be nice to people? Does it also mean we can be a cunt to everyone for the other 363 day… Read More
2017-11-08 11:25
When I was younger I didn’t wear a poppy, even though I was in the ATC and marched on Remembrance Sunday. I wore a white ribbon, I wore it all year round on my coat. I am, and always h… Read More
2017-11-07 09:34
The Panama papers have morphed into the Paradise papers, just when the snowball of the Westminster sex scandal was about to threaten the slim Tory majority. Look, the queen dislikes poor peo… Read More
2017-11-05 20:32
Ring ring…. Ring ri…
Hello?
Tommy, it’s Simon.
Hello mate, what’s up?
Can you sing the song for us?
You’re fucking kidding? Once or twice a season’s ok… Read More
2017-10-31 19:41
This may well sound a little heartless, but all these gambling addicts that are blaming the bookies need to have a fucking word with themselves. It’s not the bookies fault, it’s… Read More
2017-10-30 10:19
This whole “four-month-Christmas” bollocks is seriously pissing me off. Yes, this is a “things were better in my day” post. But they were… Halloween was a non… Read More
2017-10-29 16:02
Well, it’s been a weird week. A mildly annoying one too… there are Christmas aisles in the supermarkets and it isn’t even fucking Halloween yet. It should be outlawed unti… Read More
2017-10-25 09:23
2017-10-23 19:01
Jesus tapdancing Christ, minimum pricing for alcohol is back. C4 news interviewed a homeless guy and asked him “what has alcohol done to you” it sounded like a mugging. We have f… Read More
2017-10-20 21:24
In the middle of Frankie Boyle’s Guardian column, where he compares Boris to a malevolent baked Alaska, he maintains that no one in the UK is doing a decent job. He’s absolutely… Read More
2017-10-19 16:37
Yesterday would have been my dad’s 77th birthday. He made it about 7 months into his 69th, not quite three score and ten but not that far off. I have very little time for grief, it&rsq&hell…Read More
2017-10-16 18:25
If storms are bad portents, then let’s hope Ophelia fucks off somewhere else. The one that Michael Fish so spectacularly failed to predict thirty years ago, ripped part of our roof off… Read More
2017-10-15 12:24
As Marwood reads the graffiti and wonders who fucks arses, Withnail is in the bar getting the drinks. He orders two treble gins, two pints of cider, ice in the cider. It’s a great opti… Read More
2017-10-13 18:49
This isn’t just a fish finger butty. It’s a Marks and Spencer, hand tickled, sustainable cod, on fresh ethical muffins, with Bloody Mary ketchup (that bit’s real and it&rsq&hell…Read More
2017-10-13 09:19
For years I’ve been laughing at the Jesus freaks and god botherers when they tell us the end is nigh. Before the internet gave these loons a platform they had to wander the streets wit… Read More
2017-10-12 13:12
The Harvey Weinstein debacle seems to have brought out the hypocrites and in-group graspers, call them what you will, virtue signallers seems to be the term de jour. Every time some mentally… Read More
2017-10-11 20:15
Eight inches of rain in less than twenty four hours has meant more floods in Cumbria, with schools and roads closed. Thankfully no one hurt so far. It’s becoming a yearly occurrence no… Read More
2017-10-10 09:11
It’s world mental health day, and no matter how many motivational memes I see on facebook or twitter, no matter how many thoughtful self help messages I see, I still think that if it w… Read More
2017-10-09 21:10
Galleries now available on the photo page, link above. All my work, and will be added to as we go. You may notice it’s mostly food and drink at the moment, I will put some other stuff… Read More
2017-10-09 12:34
Last night’s Electric Dreams was excellent, and included a great Syd Barrett track. I like a good dystopian tale, but the older I get the more I realise that we aren’t that far a… Read More
2017-10-08 19:17
A few weeks ago we were in Newcastle and happened to wander into Fenwick’s, a proper old school department store. I was looking for a shirt and decided against a Vivian Westwood becaus… Read More
2017-10-07 21:32
An Old Fashioned should be made with Rye, not Bourbon. But you try getting one when you’re out and about, it’s nye on impossible. Rye is softer and more refined, bourbon is made… Read More
2017-10-07 16:28
Following on from my micro rant yesterday, I would like to expand on the whole shopping experience, in fact it’s anywhere you go that necessitates coming in to contact with the general… Read More
2017-10-06 19:04
Why oh why oh fucking why, do people stand right in front of the lift door? You can’t fucking get in ‘till I’ve got out, you fucking cretin Read More
2017-10-05 07:58
Being a cunt hat works, fuck everyone.
A very poorly attended tory conference witnessed, probably the worst prime minister since the last one, deliver a speech, breathtaking in its vacuousne… Read More
2017-10-04 18:30
After working in industry for over 30 years I can say with confidence that throwing floor chicken back in the process is no easier than launching it in the bin. Your average process worker g… Read More
2017-10-04 10:13
There is a conundrum, and it’s on the right hand menu for you to solve.
It’s in several parts and it’s neither easy nor hard. There are no such things as difficult question… Read More
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