2017-10-09 09:47
To put it simply tomatos are just cucumbers dressed up in red latex. They are bright and shiny on the outside but when you get to the middle they are just slightly more flavourful. They bri… Read More
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A humorous, and opinionated site dedicated to rolling your eyes at love, life and relationships.
2017-09-27 15:00
Confession: I hate family weddings. To make it worse I have a lot of family. My one grandmother had 99 first cousins, so this is what I am working with people. I love most of them but that d… Read More
2017-09-24 14:06
“All I do is sit at the typewriter and start hitting the keys. Getting them in the right order – that’s the trick. That’s the trick.”
– Garth Marenghi Read More
2017-09-19 14:06
Now I a lot of people might assume that cucumbers are the ‘big’ boys. This is very wrong. Don’t fall into this trap. Cucumbers are the men we feel we should date but just d… Read More
2017-09-18 14:56
This is something that has been at the back of my mind for a while now. Mostly because I am now dealing with this very issue. If you go to my post back here I pondered over how to have the f… Read More
2017-09-14 14:26
I was thinking through my theory on salad and dating and I am going to slowly break it all down. You can find the original article The Salad Theory. So first things first, we have to start w… Read More
2017-09-13 09:46
“I hear congratulations are in order. You have a new man in your life.”
Yes, the most important thing to my family is my relationship status. Apparently, it is so pathetic that I… Read More
2017-09-12 11:47
I have been pondering how I am going to approach this writing thing and I brought it up with a friend who also writes. His response was “you can be right and be an asshole at the same… Read More
2017-09-11 11:35
I have this theory that every woman gets served a man salad during her life. Depending on what you order it may be your common green, a chicken Caesar or something vegan. If you are lucky it… Read More
2017-09-07 09:34
Update: This originally went out as the rough and not the edited version.
I have wanted to bring this issue up for a while because for some reason it is an issue that is close to my heart (e… Read More
2017-09-07 09:32
This is a letter from a mother to her childless friend who likes to hold impractical social events – like her wedding. It is soppy and whiny and entirely too long. So here it is in all… Read More
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