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Home of the web fiction "Existential Terror and Breakfast" and the web comics "Mr. Square" and "Kick the Football, Chuck!". Rev. Fitz is a writer and illustrator and often blogs about philosophy and comics.
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September 1st, 2011
Kick The Football Chuck is a labor of love, but ultimately fear, dedicated to Charles Schulz. Fear, because I have been threatened by the Ghost of Schultz to complete… Read More
2024-01-17 23:11
experiment #73
Disclaimer: The following comic has been randomly frankensteined together from 2484 unrelated panels. It will change every time you load the page. Look lively! Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
2024-01-17 07:07
Disclaimer: The following was not proofread, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what this is about Read More
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2020-12-26 19:18
Three authors, three page-turning books. Fill your Kindle up with an apocalypse far better than 2020 GET IT HERE!
It’s the end of the world as you’ve never known it.
Join t… Read More
2020-09-16 21:03
Dead Philosophers in Heaven: one of the wittiest, well-made comics on the internet… and it’s gone. As of right now, http://www.dead-philosophers.com/ shows a blank page. It appe… Read More
2020-08-04 00:44
Available on Amazon now!Mother FUCKING Land Pirates. Land. Pirates.
With a clipboard and an iron will to burn everything in their path, Arthur and Rabia set out into the United Wastes onc… Read More
2019-06-14 16:48
Available on Amazon now!It’s mother-fucking tax day in post-apocalyptic America!
Armed
with red ink, and a suitcase full of only the most high powered drugs,
Arthur and Rabia retu… Read More
2019-01-25 12:00
With the launch of my own post-apocalyptic parody novel about the IRS surviving World War III, A Happy Bureaucracy, I was itching to talk to one of my biggest heroes in the genre. It is no… Read More
2018-12-28 12:00
As my own post-apocalyptic parody, A Happy Bureaucracy, is just around the corner, I wanted to celebrate by talking to one of the best in the genre, Benjamin Wallace!
Benjamin Wallace… Read More
2018-12-18 03:10
Available here.
I am proud to introduce a positive Sci-Fi collection of twelev short stories. Utopia Pending!
As someone who writes in the post-apocalypse my mind is always wading in a… Read More
2018-11-23 12:00
Jason Yunbluth is a talented, brilliant, maniac. If you are not familiar with his lampoon on Peanuts and post-apocalyptic fiction, Weapon Brown, then you are missing out on one of… Read More
2018-11-22 02:31
If Mad Max meets Terry Gilliam’s Brazil with a heaping dash of Hunter S. Thompson’s distilled madness sounds like a thing that you can groove to then A Happy Bureaucracy is the… Read More
2018-10-26 11:00
Christmas products are in stores, carols are on the radio, and cafes are beginning to paint their windows with pagan figures like Santa. You know what that means? Well, it means that the re… Read More
2018-09-28 11:00
A free short story by M.P. Fitzgerald (RevFitz)
Atomic Death and Taxes
If he could read, which he can’t, he would see that the ancient can of food that he had opened was called Vienn… Read More
2018-09-26 01:16
Now that Everybody Dies is complete chose the story that you enjoyed reading the most Results will be announced on the 1st of October.
Create your own user feedback survey
Thanks! And don… Read More
2018-09-21 11:00
Today’s short story was guest written by Mike Spivak, author of It’s Only Another End of the World!
Non-cannibalistic Dinner Parties
It was going to be a good night. I could… Read More
2018-09-14 11:00
Today’s short story was guest written by Teowi, author of Gods are Watching!
A Story for Three
“Here’s a good story,” Knell had said all of a sudden. “Three… Read More
2018-09-07 11:00
Today’s short story was guest written by Walter, author of The Fifth Defiance!
Curse of the Magi
I emerged from the Bargaining Place, turned to face the ongoing siege.
A hush never… Read More
2018-08-31 11:00
Today’s short story was guest written by Megajoule, author of Inheritors!
ANGEL
Even the candy bars were wrong: the wrappers dusty, the plastic shredded. The little sign on the jar sa… Read More
2018-08-24 12:00
Today’s short story was guest written by A.M. Thorn, author of Vigilantes Make Us Safe.
1953.
Pouring rain bounced off the stone-lined streets as a man and a woman hobbled away from t… Read More
2018-08-17 11:00
Today’s short story was guest written by Shaeor, author of Chosen Shackles.
Cybercelestial.
The stratus pouring over the bridge was a solid haze of aerosol ice. Red emergency lights… Read More
2018-08-10 11:00
Today’s short story was guest written by Re’sheet Schultz, author of Codex.
Scourge
The research team looked like ants in the scry-screen, crawling around the laboratory as the… Read More
2018-08-03 11:00
Today’s short story was guest written by Rhythm, author of Touch.
Rainy Days.
Pre-school, her:
The boy was crying again. Why did he always do that? It wasn’t like it was that b… Read More
2018-06-12 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days.
A man drowning in his own mind. Also pancakes. Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. Th… Read More
2018-06-11 11:00
How to promote your web fiction!
Welcome to The Ultimate Guide to Promoting Web Fiction, an extensive article on getting more readers and traffic to your web fiction story or web serial. Ori… Read More
2018-06-06 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days.
A man drowning in his own mind. Also pancakes. Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. Th… Read More
2018-06-04 11:00
This article was guest written by Unice5656, author of Fantasia.
Why I’m somewhat qualified to write this
I write Fantasia, an ongoing webserial that has managed to more or less stay… Read More
2018-06-02 21:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 90 days.
A man drowning in his own mind. Also pancakes. Malcolm Steadman is a completely average everyman whose life goal is to fit in. Th… Read More
2018-05-30 03:20
Net Neutrality is important to indie authors such as myself. The internet was built on a principal of non-bias and openness. The ability to build your own platform, be it a soapbox, small b… Read More
2018-05-28 11:00
Welcome to the third part of my series on how to promote your web fiction! In this series, I will be going over the paths that an author can take to generate traffic to their web fiction or… Read More
2018-05-21 11:00
Welcome to the second part of my series on how to promote your web fiction! In this series, I will be going over the paths that an author can take to generate traffic to their web fiction o… Read More
2018-05-17 02:32
Describing one’s environment and keeping it interesting and varied is a constant struggle for writers. Set pieces like weather or surroundings are a great way to affect the mood of a… Read More
2018-05-16 04:46
There were other messages from the same address. All of them your typical spam. Enlargement pills, Nigerian Princes, the whole lot. This was the only one he responded to. These were found f… Read More
2018-05-14 11:00
Welcome to the first part of a series on how to promote your web fiction! In this series, I will be going over the paths that an author can take to generate traffic to their web fiction or… Read More
2018-05-04 03:20
How to build a mailing list form for your web fiction:
In this article I will show you the steps that you need to take to get your mailing list up and running for your web fiction so that y… Read More
2018-05-02 11:01
I am incredibly grateful that you have stood by this serial for as long as you have. I am constantly finding myself in awe at how clever, witty, and genuinely kind that the people who read m… Read More
2018-05-02 11:00
Sometimes, Malcolm was lucid.
This was a rarity, and it happened less than when the nurses changed the channel on the screaming television, but it happened. Today was one of those days.
T… Read More
2018-05-01 11:00
Last year I wrote a micro review for a different serial a day for 31 days straight. I focused my attention on my first impression of each serial that I reviewed. “The old adage goes th… Read More
2018-04-29 17:42
Now, when I drive past a church in my new neighborhood, I roll up the window and lock my doors. Then I find a new route to school. Now, when I pass a group of well-dressed men, I quicken my… Read More
2018-04-28 07:19
Reader flow is possibly the most important thing that a writer has to keep in mind next to good story telling. The idea is that you want your reader to be immersed. Immersion, of course, me… Read More
2018-04-25 11:00
Malcolm Steadman had scrambled eggs for breakfast. Yeah, he had them scrambled alright.
The early morning air was still from anxiety, the leaves of the trees refused to rustle, to make the… Read More
2018-04-25 06:25
The Savage Detectives
Of these four books that will force you to crave madness, The Savage Detectives is the only one originally written in Spanish. Authored by Roberto Bolaño, a Ch… Read More
2018-04-23 03:22
When I killed It the first time, I thought it was over. It bled, the ground was stained, the chore had just begun.
When I killed It the third time I knew that it might never be over.
It was… Read More
2018-04-21 06:29
Why Dvorak?
Once upon a time, when typewriters were new there was no standard for letter layouts. Naturally, the alphabetic order was tried, along with some other crazy and now dead layouts… Read More
2018-04-18 11:00
The store clerk scanned an icepick and his face was as placid as stone. The store clerk scanned a roll of duct tape and a black balaclava followed by a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and hi… Read More
2018-04-11 11:00
Malcolm had not shown up to work in over three days.
Karen was extremely worried.
She had tried to call him on the third day that he did not show up. He had never officially given her his… Read More
2018-04-04 11:00
Anguish, impending doom, also: ketchup.
You know… the usual.
Malcolm Steadman had got himself a nice hot plate of Eggs Benedict to-go from a nearby diner, and because he is an absolu… Read More
2018-04-01 08:00
Malcolm Steadman was awakened by his alarm feeling suspiciously refreshed.
This evidently required further investigation. He propped himself up to sit on the bed, his growing confusion slo… Read More
2018-03-29 13:02
All I ever wanted was to feel safe in my own home.
I waited for 2 AM. I knew It would be there, right on the dot.
While my stepfather slept soundly, while the pedophile bastard slept just f… Read More
2018-03-29 13:02
All I ever wanted was to feel safe in my own home.
I waited for 2 AM. I knew It would be there, right on the dot.
While my stepfather slept soundly, while the pedophile bastard slept just f… Read More
2018-03-29 13:01
I shouldn’t trust him. But…
The first thing I did when I heard my stepfather’s car pull up into our driveway was to grab a kitchen knife. The second thing I did was conce… Read More
2018-03-29 13:00
I didn’t notice the nanny cam for a few days. My mother recently remarried, and her new husband moved in about a month ago. I refuse to call him dad. Please don’t think that thi… Read More
2018-03-28 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 14 days…
…But he doesn’t know it yet. Sure, he still plans on buying one, as soon as he sees Garry, but right now that might as well… Read More
2018-03-23 01:44
[Related.]
“We study fear,” she said.
You have to understand that I was pretty broke at the time. Going to school will do that pretty quick. So when I saw an ad on our campus bu… Read More
2018-03-21 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 21 days.
1:15 AM:
Malcolm, for the briefest of moments wakes up from his sleep confused by the transition from dream to reality. Arrested by the slothful… Read More
2018-03-18 18:32
Monday, 1:15 AM:
♫Sunny day
Sweepin’ the clouds away
Ignore the knocking on the door. Keep watching the DVD, turn the volume up if you have to. The knocking will get louder. Ign… Read More
2018-03-18 18:32
Monday, 1:15 AM:
♫Sunny day
Sweepin’ the clouds away
Ignore the knocking on the door. Keep watching the DVD, turn the volume up if you have to. The knocking will get louder. Ign… Read More
2018-03-18 18:23
The heavens are destitute. The void is not fertile.
Here are the things that I thought that I knew:
—They only come out at night.
—If I kept driving, I could get away from them… Read More
2018-03-18 18:14
So far I am grateful for two things: that my uncle’s credit card hasn’t maxed out, and that the weather here is overcast.I can’t stand the stars anymore. It’s too re… Read More
2018-03-18 17:57
Before I started skipping from one motel to the next, before I screwed a GoPro to the hood of my car to watch me sleep through the motel’s window, I got a call from my uncle.
I knew i… Read More
2018-03-14 11:00
No money. No breakfast. No Hope.
That last part was not melodrama, Garry’s girl Hope was working, though if you were to press him, even slightly, he would agree that hope was a cons… Read More
2018-03-07 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 27 days.
Malcolm Steadman did not wake up and immediately headbutt the floor until he lost consciousness, bleed out, and enter the void. No, Malcolm rose… Read More
2018-02-28 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 28 days.
Today Malcolm Steadman is brought to you by “paranoia” and viewers like you. Malcolm strutted with manic intent to the AC vent in his… Read More
2018-02-25 19:09
Last year I wrote about the reasons why you should get the Weapon Brown Omega Edition graphic novel (which I absolutely stand by). It is one of my favorite things on my bookshelf and I often… Read More
2018-02-21 12:00
Taken from the diary of Malcolm Steadman. Doodles edited out for clarity and decency:
Wednesday.
I don’t want to talk about it.
Thursday.
Being accepted is different from just fittin… Read More
2018-02-14 12:00
“So he decided to proselytize it” Malcolm said to her with both hands in his pockets and wild eyes. “He traveled around, absolutely sure that he was doing the right thing… Read More
2018-02-10 01:53
A friend of mine just released a book titled I Am Waltz.
Smiles are hard.Matthew D. Dho is incredibly passionate about the technological singularity, a philosophical topic which he has now w… Read More
2018-02-07 12:00
Today Malcolm Steadman is a consummate professional. Tomorrow he will be a consummate professional. In 35 days he will buy a gun. Isn’t growth fun?
Malcolm was sitting at his work de… Read More
2018-01-31 12:00
Today it was different.
The painfully boring weekend routine had been spiced up by a lucky discovery.
From the corner of his eye, while walking by the more touristy side of the city, Malco… Read More
2018-01-24 12:00
A strange thing happened that week: Malcolm’s life became normal. Well, as normal as a life could be when you shared a wall with a meth head.
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 41 da… Read More
2018-01-17 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 49 days…
…Though he could, conceivably, buy one today.
He had saved enough money, working and not paying rent for a month and a half will d… Read More
2018-01-10 12:00
The following was taken from the diary of Malcolm Steadman. Doodles edited out for clarity and decency.
Monday.
Garry sighted at the bus stop at three in the morning, sleeping. Cold ni… Read More
2018-01-03 12:00
Its importance cannot be overstated. It is likely the closest thing the south has to a memorial for those wronged by hatred and bigotry. It cannot be replaced.
Malcolm Steadman will buy a… Read More
2017-12-27 12:00
Bliss. Serenity that you could buy. It was like a mother’s hug and an orgasm and Disney Land all at once. Sheer bloody bliss.
And he hated it.
But he needed it too.
What happens next… Read More
2017-12-20 12:00
All tyrants exercise their power as soon, and as often as possible. The manager at the McDonald’s Malcolm was eating at was no different.
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 63 days… Read More
2017-12-13 12:00
Karen had been experiencing a nagging sense of déjà vu for nearly two months. She knew him, she knew that she knew him, but from where? It was not an official familiarity. Sh… Read More
2017-12-06 12:00
Whoever first said “don’t kick a man while he is down”? Well, Malcolm couldn’t agree harder…
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 70 days.
Malcolm had to aband… Read More
2017-12-01 00:33
I am an Official NaNoWriMo 2017 winner!
This is a bit of an ego stroke, I am not going to lie there, but If you can’t congratulate yourself on your own site, where can you do it? Toda… Read More
2017-11-29 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 70 days.
Malcolm’s phone service has been turned off, and naturally this made Malcolm contemplate the nature of brain death for an hour.
He’s… Read More
2017-11-22 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will buy a gun in 77 days.
Malcolm cannot help but compare the silent news anchor spelling nuclear doom on the television to the aggressively loud one at the psych ward pl… Read More
2017-11-15 12:00
“What’s your secret to losing weight?” they would ask. Oh, just abject poverty and homelessness, Malcolm Steadman would think, but never say. “You sure are looking… Read More
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