Steer Clear of the all-pervading tribe of Know-it-alls,
their politically correct and scrupulously edited homilies,
their dim-witted validation of great minds across spheres,
their belaboured broadcasts, brazenly thriving on borrowed wisdom, and
their carbonated clarion calls clamouring for attention and applause
Maintain safe distance and you'll find bliss that only ignorance can yield...
...as blessed as the vulnerable hemlock that found its antidote in the visionary Socrates
...as potent as the magic potion that only the venerable druid Getafix was known to brew