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I HATE TRAFFIC

 
 
goddamn I hate traffic!!! how is it that I can leave work at 5pm and not get home until almost 7pm??! oh wait, too many fucking assholes driving at this time. remind me again why I work the GRAVE YARD SHIFT??! cars and cars and cars and the saddest thing is that I cannot use my workaround to get away from traffic because turn a corner and holy fuck, more traffic!  don't you fuckers have somewhere else to be?! what about this - we have all been waiting in the line forever and you decide, hey let me pass all this traffic and get to the front, then merge my way in. how about, NO WAY FUCKER I HAVE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG TO LET YOU CUT. so when you get to me and I didn't let you in:
 
 
 
and rubber neckers, someone had better be bleeding and dismembered on the side of the road to be blocking up traffic just so they can look at some DUMB FUCK who rear ended someone else and didn't leave a dent. so my final thought is FUCK YOU, and FUCK YOU TRAFFIC.
 



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