You know, sometimes it’s hard to come up with subtitles for these posts (especially when there’s already a subtitle built into the title). This was one of the harder ones, for sure. It would’ve been easy to go with something pithy yet meaningful, like “No, You Move” or “End of the Line”. In terms of the movie’s context, there are even more examples I could’ve pulled from.
But I decided to christen it “SummerSlam”, because within the first ten minutes -- if that -- Captain America drop kicks a dude thirty feet away, while Black Widow seems to have picked up a few moves from Rey Mysterio. Also, the whole movie is pretty much about a big punch-up between a colorful cast of characters, so why not compare it to a major wrestling event? Besides -- and this is the important bit -- there are a lot of moments where Captain America: Civil War becomes less of a fist-pumping spectacle and more of a brutal, painful, heart-wrenching treatise on why fighting your friends can go so wrong so fast. We could use a little levity.
It’s fine, though. Civil War is exactly what I wanted -- which doesn’t say good things about me, but who cares?
Our world’s about to break
Tormented and attacked
Lost from when we wake
With no way to go back…to a time before you weren’t SPOILED by the SPOILERS in this post.
(That’s how the song goes, right?)
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