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Chodu Sayar Nijam ki Love Story




Ek bahut chodu shaayar Nizam ki beti ki shaadi ki party me gaya. Woh bahut achcha bartav kar raha tha toh kuch logo ne ussey sher sunsne ko kaha. These people were expecting something nice from him when he started…


*SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA*
 *SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA*
 *TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!*

*People were shocked to hear this, though this shayar had a famous background of telling some really gandu shayaris. But this being a Royal Marriage, people requested him to say something about the wedding. Toh humare shayar sahab ne farmaya… 


*KYA Haseen Fizzaa Hai INTEZAM KI…*
 *People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!*
 *KYA HASEEN Fizzaa Hai Intazam KI…*
 *KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI…*
  *CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDIYA NIZAM KI.*

*People were really angry to hear this They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again started… 


*AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON…*
*AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON…*
*BEHAN KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TOH NA MARO *

People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him. He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him, any so he finally stated. 


*GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE,
 GAND MARLO HAMARI..*
*GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, 
GAND MARLO HAMARI….*
*JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, 
MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI… *

Rest is history But the history stayed with him when he grew up. Ab jaahir hai ki aise chutiye ke prem me koi padega nahi. Toh yeh shayar Hyderabaad se Mumbai pyaar ka chakkar chalane ke liye aaya. Ek usne achhi ladki ko dekha. Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur tha toh shaayar sahaab ne wahi farma diya…

 
*MUDKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM*
*KE TAMANNA HUM Bhi Rakhte Hain,*
*CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA*
*LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN*

*You won’t believe it But the girl liked this shayri and she fell for him. Things went well for them for next few days, lekin woh ladki kuch aage nahi badhne deti thi. Toh ek suhane mousam pe humare dost ne use keh hi dala…* 


*DIL TOH DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI*
*LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI*

*That was it! Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milna jhulna chhod diya. Toh shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi haalat puchne chale aaye. To cheer him up, they requested him to say a sher dedicated to her So he goes…


*BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE*
 *KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI*
*HUM LUND PAKAD KAR SOTE HAIN*
 *JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI

*Yeh sunkar dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lund ko sambhalo. Toh ek dost bolta hai ki mei kaise bhi karke teri darling ko waapis bulaunga. Tere paas waapis aake tujh pe ek ehsaan karne ki bheekh mangunga. Ab aap log toh jaante ho ki yeh shayar log kitne independant hote hain. Toh humare shayar ko yeh ehsaan lene wali baat kuch pasand nahi aayi. Toh woh bola…

*EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA,
 HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAIN*
*EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, 
HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAIN*
*JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI,
 OOTH OOTH KE DUBARA KARTE HAIN*

*Mehbooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi. Toh uski yaad bhula ne ke liye wohi shaayar Delhi chala gaya. Wahan jab Qutub Minar dekha toh bola:* 


*DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, 
SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DODA*
*ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI KA LAUDA*

*Iss par Delhi police ki gaand mein khujli huyi toh usse pakad liya gaya aur court mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge sahiba ne poocha “tumhe kuch kehna hai?” toh woh bola:


*AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM* 
*MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI* *MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI* 
*MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI…*

*On such a contempt of court, he was ordered to be hanged till death. When he was burried, the judge sahiba visited his grave. Needless to say she was very mad so she pissed on his grave. Judge sahiba ke jane ke is shayar ke bhoot ne ek arz farmaya…*


*WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR*
 *AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE*
 *WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR* 
*AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE*
 *MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA* 
*WOH CHUT DIKHAKAR CHALE GAYE*


This post first appeared on The Frustrated Youth, please read the originial post: here

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