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Best Teacher’s Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS

Best Teacher’s Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS : Hello friends. Good Morning. Thanks for coming here. First of all, Our GED Team is wishing you a Very Happy Teacher’s Day to all friends. In this post, We are going to share the Best Happy Teacher’s Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS With Best Wishes for Teacher’s. Teacher’s Day is on 5th Sept. Students can send the Happy Teacher’s Day Funny Jokes to their Respective Teacher’s to Wish them Happy Teacher’s Day

We have also collected the Happy Teacher’s Day Wishes Messages, SMS & Short Text in the English, Hindi, Gujarati, Urdu & Marathi language. If you’re looking for it then you can get it from here.

  1. Happy Teacher’s Day WhatsApp Status Message SMS Quotes in English

  2. Happy Teacher’s Day Wishes WhatsApp Status Shayari SMS & Quote in Hindi

  3. Teacher’s Day Wishes WhatsApp Status Message SMS Quote in Urdu & Marathi

  4. Teacher’s Day Wishes WhatsApp Status Message SMS & Quotes in Gujarati

Best Teacher’s Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS

Here We are providing the Latest Collection of Happy Teacher’s Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages, SMS & Short Text to Wish Happy Teacher’s Day to your Teacher’s Via Facebook & WhatsApp.

Best Teacher's Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS

Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.

Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.

Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Student:meine

Teacher:keyse?

Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.
Happy Teacher’s Day!

Best Teacher's Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS

Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum?
Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge.
Happy Teacher’s Day

Teacher: kabhi poschim side me presab math kaarna.

Ek din ek choti ladky poschim side me presab kar rahi hai, tab teacher uske pice mara

Aur kaha kiun tum us tarah presab kar rahi ho?
Kuch din bad wo teacher bhi poschim dik mein presab karne laga.

Ladky: sir aaj to ap us tarah presab kar rahi hay.

Teacher: mein to mere lingo ghura dena parti hu. Keya tumhara vi ghurti hay?
Happy Teacher’s Day

Best Teacher's Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS

Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha

Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?

Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.

Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha

But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai

Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?

Rohan: sir (thinking).

Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha ha
Happy Teacher’s Day

Best Teacher's Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS

Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….
Bholu: Teacher mein nahi aa sakta, Maa Itna Door Nahi Jane Degi
Happy Teacher’s Day

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M Going”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY- aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja
Happy Teacher’s Day

Teachr: Beta Batao Ki
“Fast”
“Faster”,
“Fastest”
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge?
Studnt:
“Bhaag”
“Taiz Bhaag”
“Bhaag Teri to…”
Happy Teacher’s Day

Arz kiya h Ye Exam ka rishta b ajeeb hota h,
sab apna apna naseeb hota h,
Reh jata h nigaho se jo dur,
wohi Question paper me zroor hota h.
Happy Teacher’s Day

Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student: yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher: tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.

Teacher: Bholu Kal absent kyo they…
Bholu: Teacher Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi
Teacher: Kanah gire they or kahan lagi
Bholu: Bed Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi….
Happy Teacher’s Day

Teacher: show me ur mother’s sign
student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@
teacher: hey whats this what is ur mother’s name?
student: jalebi bai
Happy Teacher’s Day

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…
Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
Coming Soon..!!!
Happy Teacher’s Day

Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.
Happy Teacher’s Day

Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?

Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.

Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!

Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?
Happy Teacher’s Day

We hope you will like it our best collection of Best Teacher’s Day Wishes Jokes & Funny Messages & SMS. We also have collected the latest collection of Happy Teacher’s Day Greetings Cards & Pictures, Images, Photos in the English, Hindi, Urdu, Marathi & Gujarati language. You can get it from here.

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  • Teacher’s Day Greeting Card Image Picture in Marathi & Urdu With Best Wishes

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Happy Teacher’s Day!

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