When above the Computer was not mentioned
When below the Internet was not named
Computer Geek, he who invented all
He said let there be a PC
And a PC in the name of Amstrad littered the sphere
After a while the users where getting tiresome
They wailed and moaned out loudly
What is the point of a PC without electronic mail?
Thus the Computer geek invented the multipurpose Internet
And called it APPANET
LOL, LMAO and ROFL became common words
The Computer geek Screamed with laughter
Saying the ways of the users were good
They were able to communicated with other users at distant places
Many joined the electronic mail community
And after a while it transpired into
A world wide web
They daily send messages to each with spectrum of newly invented slang’s
AFK, BAS, BWL, CP, EMSG, FTBOMH, and GAL became the language of the modern electronic users
Computer geek couldn’t stop laughing
After many years later
The users again became blasé and world-weary
The geek was troubled by their tired attitude
Then one-day from the zenith of his empire
He reached the summit and looked up towards heaven
‘ Let there be a Social Networking site
Thus it was invented to the delight of the users
They flocked in there thousands and made many friends
And many more slang’s were invented
GFN, IMO, IRL, PM, SWL, A3, ATTWICTED, AYSOS
The pleasure of Networking and login in and login out
Became their daily habitat
Computer geek chuckled and grinned with satisfaction at his domain, he blessed it saying it was good for his bank account.
From the lonesome to the toothless users, of all sudden their lives was transformed to having hundreds of friends.
In the world of make believe the community grew and grew to an overwhelming size.
The Computer geeks said multiply and preach the masses
To a world of social networking and chat up sites.
Thus the Email was transformed from electronic instant messaging to powerful social networking phenomena.
The computer geek blessed it, saying it was good.
Amend
Collection of Social Networking Hymns and prayers
Our geek, who log in heaven,
following your name,
thy Networking kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on motherboard as it is in microchip.
Give us this day our daily download
and forgive us our Spam and we forgive
our scam
and lead us not into wi fi connection,
but deliver us from viruses,
for thine is the networking kingdom and the AC power
and the horny, forever. Amend
following your name,
thy Networking kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on motherboard as it is in microchip.
Give us this day our daily download
and forgive us our Spam and we forgive
our scam
and lead us not into wi fi connection,
but deliver us from viruses,
for thine is the networking kingdom and the AC power
and the horny, forever. Amend
I have baptised you with micro ship, but he will
Baptise you with social networking spirit.
Behold, I send you a message before thy PC
Which shall prepare thy way before thee
The voice mail of ecstasy in the bedroom
Prepare ye the way of the geek
Make his login safe
Beside the Internet streaming
We sat and login
Amazed at the memory Ram
Leaving our old typewriter
Dumped in the cellar
For we had been asked
To social network with our masters
To entertain these who had carried us off our feet
Social network they said
Some networking slang’s
One of computer geek HTML
In the server’s country
APPANET, if I forget my password
May my right hand have the password
May I never download porn
If I forgot my username
If I do not court APPANET
The greatest of my joy
Computer geek remember
What the spammer of scam did
On the day of APPANET
Amend
Streetfighter V preacher video
