Being a father is incredibly difficult (duh, you fucktard) and has some amazing rewards. I still do not believe that I am very good at it, although I’m not sure what a “good fath… Read More
The best movies are the ones that become the pebble in your shoe that you cannot get rid of.There’s some home spun wisdom from a world class douche.I’m sorry I haven’t bee… Read More
A few weeks ago, there was a large move within the company I work for. This basically meant that teams switched buildings, and we now have a new crop of co-workers around us to insistently m… Read More
I’m still trying to sort out what I’m going to do after the blockbuster screening last weekend. My instinct is to forego any other screenings and sprint headlong into the trenche… Read More
Well, this past weekend was the world wide premiere of our humble little movie here in Phoenix, Arizona. Even though the theater chain exhibiting the movie was gracious enough to let the mov… Read More
I took some time yesterday to meet with the professor that has invited me to speak with one of her classes. I hadn’t been to the school in a long time and I was amazed at how much it h… Read More
Another review of the movie has popped up and I offer it up for you. It’s a little over the top in its description of the movie [he make it out to be far more graphic than it is], but… Read More
I wanted to take a second and thank everyone who posted a comment or sent me an email of congratulations and well wishes at the arrival of the little man. It was very much appreciated and I… Read More
How am I going to do this? It will be impossible for me to relate everything that has been going on since my last substantial post, so I’ll cut to the chase and give the Reader’s… Read More
I'm sorry this has taken me me so long to post. So, without further ado, here's someone who does live up to the hype. He was finally born very early on September 25th at 12:55 am. 7 pounds… Read More
I’m reminded of this story I read about John Cassavetes. By the way, if you are not familiar with Cassavetes or only know him through his acting, do yourself a favor and check out some… Read More
I feel like warmed over shit today and it all stems from the fact that, fuck head that I am, I ended up doing some physical labor over the weekend. I’m not exactly sure why I wanted to… Read More
Look at this: Bush said today, "To the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility," What year is this? Am I on the right fucking planet? Is Rod Serlin… Read More
I think it was Roman Polanski who noted that if you are going to believe the good reviews, than logic dictates that you must believe the bad ones as well. Here is the first review that has c… Read More
Today is the company’s biannual “top performers” festivity at a local snobbish resort. I guess the fact that I’m here in my cubical writing this fucking thing is a go… Read More
I’ve been chomping at the bit to talk about what has been going on with the movie, and being a known blabbermouth gossip whore who can’t keep a secret if his life depended on it… Read More
We head to the vagina doctor for our weekly exam [it’s obviously my wife’s exam. While I’m called a vagina on a daily basis by a number of friends I do not in fact technica… Read More
It’s another Monday. I’m back at work, and the little man has not yet made his grand appearance. I was sure he was going to come this weekend. I ask my wife every morning, &ldquo&hell…Read More
A lesson in vocabulary. The people in New Orleans are not refugees, they are evacuees. A refugee is someone who “flees in search of refuge, as in times of war, political oppression, or… Read More
So, we’re sitting in Lamaze last night and the instructor says, “Now, you’re not pushing this baby out of your bottom, you’re pushing it out of your vagina. So, when… Read More
So, I have this student. I wrote about her before, and if I wasn’t such a retard I would link to that post to remind you. Here’s the summary: She was engaged to be married to a g… Read More
The way a woman walks is very important. It tells you so much about her. My wife has a great walk. It was one of the first things I noticed about her [that and her great set of boobies: they… Read More