Sunstone: “Hi Sakeenah! Good to see you in the chat room again, but please be quiet. Be very quiet.”
Sakeenah: “Hi Sunstone! What are you doing?”
Sunstone: “I’m hiding.”
Sakeenah: “What are you hiding from?”
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Sunstone: “I just saw a cat in my neighborhood. So I’m hiding.”
Sakeenah: “You’re hiding from a cat?”
Sunstone: “Sakeenah, cats are vicious, vicious animals!”
Sakeenah: “No they’re not. They cute! And they purr.”
Sunstone: ” I can prove to you they’re vicious!”
Sakeenah: “How can you prove that?”
Sunstone: “Sakeenah, just how often in your life have you heard someone say they were randomly attacked by a cat while walking down the street?”
Sakeenah: “Never! No one ever says that!”
Sunstone: “You know why? It’s because when cats randomly attack someone, they always eat the witnesses!”
Sakeenah: “I think I will pray for you, Sunstone. Often, now.”
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