The team photo Sergio Ramos postedonline after Real's 1-1 draw at the NouCamp poses several interesting questions
What exactly was going through Cristiano Ronaldo's mind as he struck this pose? Look at that face. Just LOOK AT IT.
If you took every assumption that has ever been made about Cristiano Ronaldo's personality and distilled them into one facial expression, this is what you'd end up with.Is he…naked under there?
There is no way a man as famous as CR7™ could strike a pose this ludicrously over the top without knowing what the world and his wife would say about it.
That's what we're choosing to believe, anyway.
How skinny are Sergio Ramos' legs?
This is a man who is know for diving into all sorts of reckless challenges. With calves as thick as pipe cleaners, how does are his legs still in one piece?
Does anyone really think JamesRodriguez is still enjoying life at Real Madrid?"
Yay. We won. Brilliant. I AM REALLY, REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS. HURRAH."
Will we ever get used to seeing Pepe with hair?
Some men should just be bald.Is this now Marcelo's default facial expression?
As the resident class clown, we may now have to accept that Marcelo has actually forgotten how to do a normal, simple smile.
Have there ever been two players on the same team who react so differently to being photographed?
Cristiano Ronaldo's pose: that of a man desperate to have his picture taken.
Luka Modric's pose: that of your Mum when she's getting out of the swimming pool on holiday and your Dad threatens to point the camera in her direction.