Selling like hot cakes at Café Zavertailo is a new Croissant which is described as a croissant pastry crust, with custard vans, baked apples, Italian meringue, and crowned with a scoop of vanilla ice. Costing 97 hyrvnias (€3) forty-two are made at a time and such has been the demand that the café makes three batches a day.

Said to be inspired by the British Prime Minister and his trademark hairstyle, the bakers have made one serious error. Their croissant delivers what it promises, no word of a lie.

They have also denied that they have plans to make a tart in honour of the British Culture Secretary. We will see.