Itni haya itna tabassum kyu hai aaj in aakho me,
kyu bahak rahi hai tu kya basa hai in saanso me,
hai tu mera aks meri parchhai meri jaan tu,
aa main bhar du bas phool hi phool teri in raaho… Read More
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage inte… Read More
I take this Christmas as an opportunity to remind you how much you mean to me. I can’t even think what would I ever do without you. I thank God for sending you into my life. On this be… Read More
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde,
vekhan waale bada pasand karde,
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke,
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de,
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba…
nahi taan sohne banaane band… Read More
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Ek main nahi si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Main hunda vi keven tere Zanaje de Pichhe,
Mera Zanaja jo ja rehya si tere Zanaje de pichhe Read More
Tutte hoye Pemane ch jaam nahi aunda,
Ishq de mariz nu araam nahi aunda,
O Dil todan walya tu e te sochya hunda,
Tutya hoya Dil kisi de kamm nahi aunda Read More
“I know you’ve had a rough couple of days. When you close your eyes tonight, leave all that stress where it belongs — in the past and move on to better tomorrows.” Read More
“Doubt’ and ‘Faith’ both are status of mind. Doubt creates the darkest moments in our finest hour. While faith brings finest moments in our darkest hour. Have a Nice… Read More
“Formula for a happy life: Never try to defeat anyone; Just try to win everyone; Don’t laugh at anyone; But laugh with everyone. Good Morning” Read More
“Welcome to the fresh morning: With a smile on your face; Love in your heart; Good thoughts in your mind; And you will have a wonderful day! Good Morning” Read More
“A Great thinker was asked, “What is the meaning of Life?” He Replied, “”LIFE itself has no meaning, it’s an opportunity to create a meaning.”&rdquo&hell…Read More
“Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way… Read More
“Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don’t.” Read More
“Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely.&rd&hell…Read More
Santa: beta college mein toone kaun-kaun se do mushkil kaam seekhe hain?
Pappu: ek to daanton se beer ki bottle kholna aur doosri fast bike mein 1 tilee
se sigaret jalana Read More
SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai Read More
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
“Hi,wat ru doin?”
His honest reply,”MISSING U” Read More
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do Read More
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D Read More
Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
Guess???
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Come on yar?
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Sakoon Read More
I know that we sometimes fight, but honey you are my everything, if I could I would give you all the flowers in the world, but instead I give you my love Read More
I remember the days when I thought I had diamonds, but now that I have you, I know I used to have rocks, and you are the one that I never want to lose Read More
They say it doesn’t matter how long you know a person, to know it’s true love, I know we don’t go way back, but it feels like I have known you forever, because we were mean… Read More
Kal Wife ne iPhone X Kharida 😆
Wo Subah Uthkar Makeup karne lagi…
Mene Kaha Subah Subah Makeup karke kaha jaa rhi ho…
Wife: Kal Sham ko mene iPhone X me Face Id wala Pa… Read More
Wife pings husband on Whatsapp:
“Call kr bc balance khatm ho gya hai ! Waiting !!”
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It took 15 minutes for husband to come out of shock and understand tha… Read More