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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

 



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