Lil Dicky - 'Earth' lyrics

INTRO: LIL DICKY
What up world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here.
Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human,
And I just wanted to for the sake of all of earthlings out there,
just wanted to say:

CHORUS: LIL DICKY
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home

JUSTIN BIEBER
Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced
And my anus is huge

ARIANA GRANDE
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

HALSEY
I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked. Meow!

ZAC BROWN
How's it going? I'm a cow. Moo!
You drink milk from my tits

BRENDON URIE
I'm a fat, fucking pig

HAILEE STEINFELD
I'm a common fungus

WIZ KHALIFA
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

SNOOP DOG
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

KEVIN HART
And I'm Kanye West

CHORUS: LIL DICKY
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home

ADAM LEVINE
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead

SHAWN MENDES
We're just some rhinos, horny has heck

CHARLIE PUTH
I'm just a giraffe, wants with his neck

SIA
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop up there, up and down for you

MILEY CYRUS
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

LIL JOHN
What the fuck? I'm a clam!

RITA ORA
I'm a wolf. Howl!

MIGUEL
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

KATY PERRY
And I'm a pony, just a freak horse
But c'mon get on, giddee-up, let's ride

LIL YACHTY
I'm HPV, don't let me in

ED SHEERAN
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute

MEGHAN TRAINOR
We love you, India

JOEL EMBIID
We love you, Africa

TORY LANEZ
We love the Chinese

LIL DICKY
We forgive you, Germany

CHORUS: LIL DICKY, SNOOP DOG, MEGHAN TRAINOR, SIA, JOHN LEGEND
Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

VERSE: LIL DICKY
I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
Yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick, eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days it's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill, respect what we built
Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love the cum when you have sex?
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh)
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Love. And we love the Earth. (The Earth)

ARIANA GRANDE
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet

LIL DICKY
Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live

CHOIR
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

PSY
우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

BAD BUNNY
Amamos la tierra

KRIS WU
我们爱地球

LIL DICKY
We love you, we love you
C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth

ARIANA GRANDE
Have you ever been to Earth?

LIL DICKY
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
We're not making music for aliens here

JUSTIN BIEBER
Are we gonna die?

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LIL DICKY
You know what, Bieber? We might die
I'm not going to lie to you
I mean there's so many people out here who don't believe Global Warming is a real thing.
You know? We gotta save this planet.
We're being stupid

ARIANA GRANDE
Unless we get our shit together now

LIL DICKY
Guys, everybody look into whatever the fuck Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing.
'Cause I feel like that guy knows more about the Earth and how we're fucking it up than anybody.
Like, if the aliens did come, we should definitely send Leo as our guy, our rep.
In fact, the profits that come along with the streams and the sales of this song are going right into the Earth.
Let's raise some money for charity. Any words Leo?

LEONARDO DICAPRIO
This might be my favourite song ever. It's awesome.

LIL DICKY
Wow. Thanks Leo!

CHORUS: BACKSTREET BOYS
We love the earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

LIL DICKY
Guys, thank you so much