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MelanysGuydlines: All snark, all true. Nine lives worth of short stories, advice & raw judgement on relationships, life, products and everything in between.
2022-12-19 14:21
I wanted to take a moment and wish each and every single one of you a very happy and healthy holiday season! Cheers to a better 2023 for us all. I know I am looking forward to a better year… Read More
2022-12-10 16:02
I have always marched to the beat of my own drum and never felt the need to be like everyone else. I am an independent thinker, but lately feel like an alien while navigating the outside wor… Read More
2022-09-15 12:49
To My Best Friend, Thank you for standing by my side through thick and thin, good times and the bad and for showing me what unconditional love truly means. Thank you for being loyal, dependa… Read More
2021-09-11 13:37
On the 20th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks I feel the words I have written on this page more strongly than ever before. I wrote this last year but today, we need to… Read More
2021-02-17 18:16
Calling all golf and animal lovers! Is that you? Hands, paws and clubs up. I see you! So, I have accepted a leadership position with the Arizona Humane Society as the Awards & Prizes Cha… Read More
2020-12-31 17:18
To good friends. Wherever they may be. This is the face I still make when I go to sleep at night knowing who I am, what I stand for, having pride in my name and being a kind human being. The… Read More
2020-09-11 16:38
Parents ask your children if they know what happened on September 11, 2001. Teachers ask your students if they know what #neverforget truly means and if they know it is more than a hashtag f… Read More
2020-08-22 02:53
I don’t do splitting hairs. I do read entire posts. I don’t jump on bandwagons. I have a brain of my own. I am not a sheep. I am so, so over social media. I do not attack others… Read More
2020-05-04 20:42
Do you #GotSway a.k.a. have unique or promising new music talent to share? I know you do or know someone that does. This online talent search called #GotSway is the creation of our friend an… Read More
2020-05-01 16:58
I’m excited to share that Arizona Foothills Magazine asked to feature me as a leader and “trendsetter to know” in their online publication! Thank you! *Dior Horns* They int… Read More
2020-04-08 17:39
We ask, “Why is tonight different from all other nights?” Mah nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot? Passover is about uniting as one and overcoming a treacherous journe… Read More
2020-04-03 14:55
a.k.a. Teddy Brewski. “Do you want to go for a walk?” should be a pretty straight forward question to most dogs. Right? Wrong. Not when you are dealing with a Havanese named, Ted… Read More
2020-03-27 21:36
As some of you know, I have been volunteering for the Arizona Humane Society with their annual Compassion With Fashion 2020 Fundraiser. Sadly, the event had to be cancelled this year but in… Read More
2020-03-23 22:10
Last week, during my self-imposed quarantine, it became clear to me that I need to write about the pandemic we are facing in the world because it is unlike anything we have ever seen. Some p… Read More
2020-03-19 21:45
Dear Spoiled Americans, This is for you! The Coronavirus is affecting every, single one of us. You are not the only one. Ok? So, let’s get that straight. Someone has it worse than you… Read More
2020-01-13 19:33
The Snuggle Is Real! Puppies make me very happy but so does that fact that YOU voted for my puppy, Teddy Brewski to be in the 2020 Puppies Make Me Happy Calendar. He is Mr. December and his… Read More
2020-01-01 17:52
You can’t reach your goals for the future if you have one foot still chained to the past!!!! No looking back. Follow me in moving forward with the RIGHT foot first into 2020! Wishing a… Read More
2019-09-29 16:45
To all my family and friends who observe, wishing you a very happy and sweet Rosh Hashanah. During the commencement of the Jewish New Year let this first night begin a spiritual journey of i… Read More
2019-09-21 19:17
Nothing like deleting 7,500 of 44,572 photos for 2 hours from my phone to realize: 1. How many selfies it takes to get a sharable melfie. What a waste of time. 2. How many dumb asses I have… Read More
2019-08-09 15:59
HOO HOO HOO Hello. Is this thing on? It has been a little while and I am squeezing in this post in the middle of the most chaotic 6 months of my life because I have to share. As most of you… Read More
2019-07-12 14:22
#AllAmericanPetPhotoDay I had to share this adorable image of my pupper Teddy Brewski on this here blog because it is too cute! Plus, he is first team all American in my book every single da… Read More
2019-07-10 15:51
1. Don’t judge someone’s life by what you see online – it is just a sizzle real 2. Don’t DM me if you want a response in near future or ever. Text me. 3. If you disap… Read More
2019-03-04 18:37
Happy Monday beautiful people. I am sitting down this sunny morning to tackle 2000 emails in my Inbox but wanted to take a moment to ask you for a minute of your time. I was invited to be a… Read More
2019-01-22 22:11
FabFitFun describes me to a tee (heehee) and proud to be a #fabfitfunpartner !!! The FabFitFun box is an amazing value! Each box is filled with FULL size products from only the best brands… Read More
2019-01-07 16:46
Happy 2019! Can you believe it is 2019? I can’t. My 2018 calendar was filled with so many exciting events and opportunities. Can’t wait to see what is in store this year for Mela… Read More
2018-12-31 20:20
As I sit here on the eve of 2019, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to sa… Read More
2018-12-25 12:42
Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and health!! Be goo… Read More
2018-12-03 16:35
Wishing all of my family and friends a happy and healthy Hanukkah! Check out this super cute video I did with Hall of Frames featuring Teddy Brewski of 8 great gift ideas for Hanukkah 2018… Read More
2018-11-22 15:24
Happy Thanksgiving! This post is a classic remix from when I first started this blog in 2012! It gave me a LOL! Feel free to add to it in the comments. I am THANKFUL for: Being raised by the… Read More
2018-11-08 21:15
That feeling you get when….... Continue Reading Read More
2018-09-04 23:04
Hello there! Did you read that right? I am super excited to share this rockin’ giveaway with you! I wanted to make sure that I continue to bring you only the best giveaways here on Mel… Read More
2018-08-29 22:22
Thank you to VoyagePhoenix Magazine for interviewing me for their feature as a top Trailblazer/Influencer in Scottsdale. Honest and real answers about what make me who I am, where I came fro… Read More
2018-07-23 18:15
Remember the days when you could walk into a store and shop for things that were actually in the store? You didn’t have to ask for a size and have the retail associate tell you to orde… Read More
2018-07-22 17:11
I hope everyone is staying cool and enjoying the summer! It is hot here and going to hit 118 in the valley of the sun next week a.k.a. Phoenix, Arizona. I am very pleased to share with you t… Read More
2018-06-12 14:00
Well, here we are. June 12, 2018 and another year in the books! I usually say it is my 30 ‘ish ‘ish Birthday but this year it is the 30’st as in the most a.k.a. best 30-som… Read More
2018-06-06 15:49
Hello. Is this thing on? I have been taking some much-needed time off! My body told me it was time and I couldn’t argue. I miss writing on this here blog and will resume just as soon a… Read More
2018-05-13 14:15
Happy and healthy Mother’s Day to the BEST mom in the world – mine! I do not know what I would do without her. She is my everything and I feel so lucky to have her as my mom. Lik… Read More
2018-05-11 00:05
This post by Laura today is spot on! The reason I haven’t been posting as often is that I am taking time for myself! Time to love myself! Words of wisdom in this post. Take it away&hel&hell…Read More
2018-04-11 13:06
A few months ago, I was offered a dream campaign for my Instagram account from MillerCoors unveiling the new Arnold Palmer Spiked drink at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. This campaign wa… Read More
2018-03-29 13:46
Last Friday was the best ducking day ever! Look who came to get me for my tee time. QUACK! FORE! **Stay snarky my friends!** Read More
2018-03-21 03:05
Part of my job as a social media Influencer and probably the best part as of late is using my voice to spread the word about amazing organizations and causes. Today, I am excited to share a… Read More
2018-03-17 19:17
Happy St. Paddy’s Day From The Green!! Wishing you all a very happy St Patrick’s Day! I looked through a lot of my pictures and the only green I see is on the golf course. Seriou… Read More
2018-03-06 23:56
Thanks Laura for this interesting post about moving in together before marriage! I know a lot about “moving” LOLOL! Take is away…. SOURCE For a lot of people in the… Read More
2018-02-20 15:19
Thanks to Laura for this post about men’s fashion! I totally agree with all the tips here especially the one about tight fitting shirts. Guys, just don’t! Take it away Laura&hell&hell…Read More
2018-02-14 13:43
BTW….. It’s Valentine. Not Valentime. There is no such time. SNARK ON! Happy Valentine’s Day from 🙋 and my main 🐶 Teddy Brewski aka the cutest puppy then a… Read More
2018-02-09 17:14
If you follow me on social media, which you should, you all know I went to the craziest golf tournament on the planet last week. I went three times (Greenskeepers, 16th hole skybox and 17th… Read More
2018-01-26 01:35
I did not forget about you but have been working very hard and planning some time for myself which includes: Rocking Out To Puddle Of Mudd at BLK Live in Scottsdale The Waste Management Phoe… Read More
2018-01-15 22:48
We all have a lot of pictures on our phones, right? Well, some of us more than others. My last count of images on my phone is over 48,000 pictures (mostly of my dog, Teddy Brewski and terrib… Read More
2018-01-12 14:44
I was looking through my phone and came across this gem. This was filmed at my office at WeWork in Hollywood, CA and I was working with the “Hello” friendly, fresh breath… Read More
2018-01-09 13:57
Happy New Year! Did you have a wonderful holiday and ring in 2018 like a champ? I hope you did! I know this is going to be the best year yet. I did not kiss a prince but I am collecting an i… Read More
2017-12-31 19:32
As I sit here on the eve of 2018, I take time to review my past New Years Eve posts full “guydlines-isms” and it is not surprising that I agree with 100% of what I have had to sa… Read More
2017-12-23 15:40
Snarky Friends! Happy Holidays and Pawlidays from Teddy Brewski and his assistant a.k.a. Melany from MelanysGuydlines. We wanted to wish you a very happy holiday season full of happiness and… Read More
2017-12-22 22:28
Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. Please bring me a nice, young man to kiss this year. Oh kissmass tree Oh kissmass tree….. See….. I’m in my cool NFL Fan… Read More
2017-12-19 13:34
Last week I attended a holiday party and a girl stopped me as I was washing my hands after using the facilities. She asked if I could take a photo of her in the bathroom. We were at the W Ho… Read More
2017-11-30 16:41
Happy after Thanksgiving week! WOW! It has been insane over here! What about for you? I wanted to post this video last week but life happened. You might have seen it on social media but if n… Read More
2017-11-23 15:51
Serving gratitude and attitude and a side of snark for Thanksgiving 2017! I don’t know how it is already the holidays but it is and there is very little time for me to sit down and wri… Read More
2017-11-16 19:03
If you have not checked out my Instagram, you should! One –I am snarky. Two – I post fun pictures of my dog. (He has his own IG too if you want to just follow Teddy Brewski. I wo… Read More
2017-11-01 00:20
Hope your Halloween has been fantastic so far today! I am trying to catch up after being on vacation for almost 2 weeks! WHAT? Yes. No Laptop. No Wifi. No Connection. So, you could say that… Read More
2017-10-18 12:44
I was asked to pass on a little note from Teddy Brewski a.k.a. the cutest Havanese. He said, “My name is Teddy Brewski and this is my favorite video ever so I wanted to share it… Read More
2017-10-13 13:11
I am a Bay Area girl through and through and feeling helpless living in Arizona watching the devastation of these wildfires in Northern California. Friends and family have lost homes and/or… Read More
2017-10-12 16:41
Dating is hard but here are a few guydlines for you from Laura! Take it away…. Dating in the 21st century is a minefield. From Bumble to Tinder, it’s hard to meet new peo… Read More
2017-10-03 17:32
Yesterday, I was glued to the TV and Social Media waiting to hear from all of my friends in Vegas. It is my second home and devastated to see what happened to so many innocent young concert… Read More
2017-09-28 19:42
Amazon Prime Photos Voice launched in the United States. Now, you can view your favorite pictures and play slideshows of your photo albums on the Amazon Fire TV by just asking Alexa. I ask A… Read More
2017-09-11 16:18
Remembering those we have lost and thanking those who still serve our country. Proud to be an American each and every, single day. Thoughts are with all the families on this day of remembran… Read More
2017-09-07 05:01
This post is a follow up to my first blog about Hurricane Harvey and the relief efforts to feed the hungry on the front lines in Houston. Jeff and Sheryl Weinstock of Cake & Bacon have b… Read More
2017-09-02 16:55
I have written a few posts in the past on the difference between social media influencers and celebrities in which there are many. But, today I want to address something different. This post… Read More
2017-09-01 13:27
I have been trying to keep my blog and timelines clear the past week for people in the Houston area and all of those affected by Hurricane Harvey. Today, I am calling on all my fellow influe… Read More
2017-08-07 17:32
This post discusses a very important topic: indulging in alcoholic beverages of the champagne and wine nature over and over again with out wasting a sip. We all deserve a glass of wine or ch… Read More
2017-08-03 14:44
I totally swiped right on your face because you have/are: 1. A clear mugshot as your main profile photo. 2. Posing with the infamous hand on your hip pose to hide whatever you think you are… Read More
2017-08-01 14:29
Happy dog days of summer! I wish I was on a boat on a tropical island with a NICE young man feeding me frozen grapes and filling a never ending glass full of fruity, frothy, alcoholic bevera… Read More
2017-07-14 13:30
Gentlemen. If you really want to get to know a girl better and perhaps go on a date, incessant texting lengthy interview-like questions is not going to cut it. Don’t have time for that… Read More
2017-07-09 22:04
So, this really happened to me last week! I had a 7 foot snake at my front door in Paradise Valley, Arizona. Thankfully, I was able to rule out that he was not a Rattlesnake but the neighbor… Read More
2017-07-09 21:45
I have been dealing with no AC in 118 degree weather and a 7 foot snake at my front door so thankfully Laura has this post for you all to read! I will share more about my Arizona summer soon… Read More
2017-07-05 14:44
I’m back! I have been celebrating my birthday for almost a month but did not forget about you! PROMISE! Thankfully, Laura has a great post today (and is appropriately themed) while I t… Read More
2017-06-01 21:14
Thanks to Laura for another great post. Lots of people choose to keep pets at home with their families. However, there are many others who never even consider the idea. It’s the… Read More
2017-05-31 16:23
Thanks to Laura for this great post! Take it away…. At a time where blogs and online publication are full of articles designed to advise women on how to behave in their relationships… Read More
2017-05-24 13:51
Thank you to Rob Steinberg for this guest post. He is a fellow Wildcat and dog fan, especially a Teddy Brewski fan. Read this because life is complicated but raising a great dog does not hav… Read More
2017-05-20 13:42
I wrote this Facebook post after learning of Chris Cornell’s untimely passing this week. It received a lot of feedback and comments so I thought I should share it here as well. Read it… Read More
2017-05-13 19:07
Happy and healthy Mother’s Day to the number one mom in the entire world – mine! Since, I can’t be in San Francisco to celebrate the most wonderful mother in the wor… Read More
2017-05-10 13:31
Attention Fashion Designers: I am over the “Coachella – inspired” BoHo BS look! 1. Coachella did begin as a concert or a place to hear GOOD music? Correct? Not as a fashion… Read More
2017-05-01 14:33
Happy Monday! Just wanted to send a little note here that I did not forget about you but life happens and Teddy Brewski and I have been very busy! He is enjoying his new found fame on social… Read More
2017-04-18 16:39
*This is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Nature’s Recipe®. The opinions and text are all mine. **I was recently asked by Nature’s Recipe to create some un… Read More
2017-04-12 21:08
Thanks Laura for these great tips about our favorite furry children!!! Do you have the love of your life in pup form, but want to complete your little family with a kitten? Are you pla… Read More
2017-04-03 14:26
Happy Spring days remind me that summer is nearly upon us! I can’t believe how fast this year has flown by. Can you? But, you know what warmer weather means? It means it is time to amp… Read More
2017-03-31 16:24
I’m in the market for a new partner! Are you? Read some tips from Laura on how to dress to impress and bring out your inner sexy. Take it away….. If you’re in the market f… Read More
2017-03-29 13:32
Branding advice for bloggers is something I discuss frequently and agree with Laura’s post and points discussed here about the topic! Take notes. Thanks Laura. If you’re tr… Read More
2017-03-23 14:38
It is my favorite time of year! The weather is amazing (maybe a little toastier than usual in Arizona reaching 95 and 96 degrees the past few days), Spring Training Baseball in the Valley of… Read More
2017-03-17 00:03
Read this awesome gift “Guy-de” for what to buy men from Laura! She did it again with some great tips. Now, get shopping ladies. Buying gifts for men is tricky. Perhaps it’… Read More
2017-03-08 16:43
I am going to cheer on my Arizona Wildcats for the Pac 12 basketball tournament but before I go I wanted to share the cutest video of another Wilbur I met while at the Out Of Africa Wi… Read More
2017-02-28 22:49
Here is a friendly reminder that tomorrow is the day I will be on the University of Arizona’s Cats In The Corner Office web series. Set a reminder to join me live on YouTube where you… Read More
2017-02-22 19:06
I’m honored and excited to share that I am the next guest for the Cats In The Corner Office show streamed live on YouTube and presented by the University of Arizona Alumni association… Read More
2017-02-21 01:26
You know I love doing videos and I have not done a snarky one in a while. Plus, it was raining this weekend and I thought I should put on my Gold Magnetic Face Mask from Adore Cosmetics and… Read More
2017-02-18 20:14
Wow, my #Mediachat guest spot last week with Aaron Kilby was a huge success! Thank you to everyone who attended and contributed. The numbers were insane and we even had an entire class from… Read More
2017-02-15 16:02
Do you have plans tomorrow night? Now you do! Join me as I have been invited back to be the #mediachat guest on Twitter with Aaron Kilby. Aaron Kilby hosts #mediachat and he is one of my all… Read More
2017-02-14 20:42
Wishing all of you a very Happy and Healthy Valentine’s Day filled with lots of love!! XOXO Teddy Brewski and his... Continue Reading Read More
2017-02-10 16:45
Thank you Laura for this post about Valentine’s day!! It is coming up next week. Are you ready? Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, but what if you’re turned off not on by… Read More
2017-02-09 02:52
I just received a press release about the Grammy Awards and thought I would pass along the information entitled: “TRIBUTES SET FOR MUSIC ICONS GEORGE MICHAEL AND PRINCE ON THE 59TH ANN… Read More
2017-01-30 14:19
Happy 2017! Wow. January 2017 will go down as quite a month for all of us. I know it has not been easy for some but I am here to bring you a touch of pure golden joy. We all could use to be… Read More
2017-01-20 13:36
Thank you to Laura for these great tips for finding love in this modern age. Most of us envisage ourselves falling head over heels in the style of a Disney movie at some point in our l… Read More
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