THE FINAL BLOW - STROM THURMOND 1/11/1999 The Clinton impeachment trial trudges into its sixth month, as Republicans introduce a caravan of witnesses clogging Washington traffic with their trailer homes.
HEADLINES - HELL ON WHEELS 1/12/1999 The Jabba of Smut does what he can to expose the hypocrisy of a Republican congressman.
HEADLINES - YOU'VE GOT QUAYLE 1/21/1999 Just when you thought the Republicans couldn't crank the vice around their nuts any tighter, Dan Quayle announced his presidential candidacy for 2000.
HEADLINES - LET'S GET FISCAL 2/2/1999 In a move sure to piss off Republicans, President Clinton's 2000 budget includes funding for measures designed to help people.
MONICA'S DEPOSITION 2/2/1999 Vance DeGeneres recaps the deposition given by Monica Lewinsky to Republican congressmen in a Washington hotel.