For the last five years, I have produced a quintet of flawless Predictions on New Years' Day of the year ahead. Here's five more for 2021...
- The Carmarthenshire village of Bancyfelin will inexplicably win Miss Universe.
- Lego Bricks will replace all world currency.
- To lower costs, the alphabet will be reduced to twenty-fie letters.
- Punctuation will be taxed.
- Society will be reorganised as a millinocracy: the larger your hat, the more important you are. Doorways will need to be raised, neck strengthening exercises will be vital, car sunroofs will require widening.
