Someone asked me for my number the other day. I didn’t give it to him, but then I walked away and asked myself, “Why am I acting like I have options?” So I went back… Read More
The last time I was really and truly single, I was still in college. Apparently, dating outside of college is vastly different. You can’t just walk into a campus coffee sho… Read More
One minute, you’re walking along through life, trying to figure out what it is you’re going to do for dinner — maybe you’ll be really ambitious and buy a cookbook, or… Read More
I turned 24 years old two weeks ago. I didn’t like it, so today I complained about it to my coworker. He told me, “The only thing worse than getting old is not gettin… Read More
Movies have given me an unrealistic idea of what to expect out of possible career paths. Paleontologist (Jurassic Park) You battle Evil T-Rex — no, really, T-Rex was so evil he even go… Read More
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It’s here again, and it’s going to suck. But let’s be honest, it’s always sucked. WHY VALENTINE’S DAY SUCKS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL Nothing in elementary sc… Read More
A month ago, I went to my first ever male gynecologist for my annual ladyparts check-up. He was bald and non-threatening, and wore loose-fitting corduroy pants. He also told me t… Read More
I’ve read in psychology books and plays and trashy romance novels that when a person is the victim of a very traumatic experience, sometimes they make an alter-ego for themselves as a… Read More
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