Student 1: Oh God, Pls make Sydney the capital of IndiaStudent 2: Why? Student 1: That is what i have written in my exam Read More

Teacher: Which was first Silent English movie?Student: if the movie was silent how could u know that it was EnglishHA HA H AH AH Read More

Employer: In this Job we need some one who is responsiblePerson: I m the one u want, on my last job every time anything went wrong, they said i was responsible Read More

Child : O God pls i don't want 3rd world warGod: Why? I think u love ur country so muchChild:No God. I m weak in history, i can't study another war Read More

Death is Nothing but to live defeated and without glory is to die everyday Read More

For me u r As... CHEESE 4 PIZZA, PASSPORT 4 VISA, BUTTER 4 BREAD, CREAM 4 CAKE, LEAF 4 TREE, a Friend like u is 4 ever for me Read More

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of tea, or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and innocent part of urself Read More

Friend in different languages.....Indian- DostGerman- FreundHebrew-ChaverFrench- AmiPinoy- KaibiganDutch- VrendMaxican- AmigoFor me .... Just simply you Read More

After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u? Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u! Read More

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails.If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney Read More

TEACHER:why you are praying to god in the class when i am teaching??STUDENT:my mother told me to pray to god before sleeping...!! Read More

Special offer....!Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.Hurry offer valid unti… Read More

Now i don't love u at all, but it doesn't mean that i hate u, i like u as a friend Read More

Wife: Do u know when i talk with u my tension goes awayHusband: No, it does not go away , it passed on to me Read More

Girl: My heart is a mobile and you r the Sim Card.Boy: Wow, I m so happy.Girl: Don't b too happy, if i get a new offer i will change the Sim Card Read More

Girl: Why did God make Adam first?Boy: Because he didn't want any suggestion Read More

Smoking of Cigarette won't send u to Hell,It just makes you smell like u have been there Read More

Teacher: Tell me Sam, How do u like school?Sam: Closed Read More

Girl : R u sure u love me and no one else?Boy: Damn Sure , i checked the whole list last night Read More

Happiness is never perfect until it is shared with someone else Read More

Abu Hamid or Abu Usaid (R.A) narrated that The Prophet (PBUH) said: "When one of you enters a mosque, let him say: 'O Allah! Open for me the doors of Your mercy.' And when he steps out, let… Read More

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye ApkoDheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko Dil Say jo Chahtay Ho Maang Lo Khuda Say Hum Dua Kartay Hain Wo Mil Jaye ApkoEID MUBARAK Read More

With lots of roses,Palm full of holy water,Light of sunshine,Fragrance of Flowers & I wish a very HAPPY EID 2 YOU and Family Read More

May the choicest blessing of Allah fill your life with joy and happiness. EID MUBARAK Read More

Network error, number busyNo signal ,massage not sent….That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’So “Happy Eid ” before the rush start… Read More