A Guide: How to be Annoying
If you find yourself at a loss for something interesting or fun to do, the following "things-to-do" are a sure thing. They will amuse, tickle, or annoy.
Lighten up, life is serious enough!
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
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Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in foreign currency.
Forget the punchline to a long joke but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in family or co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad."
Never make eye contact.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
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