2017-08-06 01:08
I take a deep breath and walk into the kitchen.
Mom and Dad are seated at the far end of the dinner table.
One of the few useful things to come out of my sessions with Dr. Freud (erstwhile… Read More
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2017-08-05 01:01
Better saved than sorry Read More
2017-07-04 19:33
“She’s a jockette. If anything, that makes her more qualified to download into strange darknesses and unknown insinuations—”
I don’t have time for this. &ldquo&helli…Read More
2017-07-04 19:28
“Send a guy in, and he’s up to no good, he’s a thief, he doesn’t belong. But send a girl, and it’s all, ‘Oh, you poor little thing! Are you lost? Let&rsq&helli…Read More
2017-04-19 20:03
Ernie blinks at me. “Then…didn’t you violate your laptop by forcing Ubuntu onto it?”
“I installed Ubuntu, if that’s what you mean.”
“And it… Read More
2017-04-18 18:50
Any Dell Inspiron 7559 4k laptop users experiencing Windows 10 desktop animation / video playback lag should make some noise here:
http://en.community.dell.com/support-forums/laptop/f/3519/t… Read More
2017-04-16 18:45
That time I spotted my face on a sandwich board Read More
2017-04-09 18:39
Yep, I photobomb Star Wars fans’ selfies on weekends Read More
2017-04-09 18:39
#MyFinePrintSays Read More
2017-04-09 16:54
“Think about it, jungle boy,” Ernie continues. “Have you or anyone you know ever seen an NES Classic in real life? On a store shelf? In someone’s living room?”… Read More
2017-04-04 03:01
CAPS ON. (What, we’re not doing this?) #ALLCAPSON Read More
2017-04-02 19:08
Sadly, this happens more often than I’d care to admit Read More
2017-04-02 18:55
I’ve missed hanging with these two snow monsters. #snowmonster #food Read More
2017-03-31 18:31
Breaking something once breaks it. Breaking it a second time fixes it again. This is fact. #wtf Read More
2017-03-26 18:40
It was Lizzy’s birthday—so why does Rob look like he was the one who got all the presents? Read More
2017-03-26 18:27
Wendy’s invasion. This happens from time to time. @SalIMakeMusic Read More
2017-03-19 18:16
This is where your parents take you when your grades aren’t good enough for Whataburger. #food Read More
2017-03-12 04:20
“Hey. My shrink wants me to supplement the intimacy I haven’t been getting from my parents.” #FictionalCharacterPickUpLines
—Ernie Goodale, SuperMegaNet, ep. 7, &ldqu&hell…Read More
2017-03-10 04:16
Post-apocalyptic bucket list:
Find Apple.
Get her some hearts.
Rule the wasteland.
@turbokidfilm Read More
2017-03-10 04:10
I feel like this is the part of the cartoon where super-genius Wile E. Coyote falls yet again for one of his own traps… Read More
2017-03-06 03:59
My new dragon, courtesy of the uber-talented deadlykiwi (Heather Proctor): Read More
2017-03-05 17:30
Face rehearsals. We got this. @SalIMakeMusic Read More
2017-02-18 18:52
I swing my legs over the side of the bed. My feet dangle halfway to the floor. “What happens if I’m stuck in this skin? Will I eventually grow up?” I think for a moment. … Read More
2017-02-14 19:56
Chocolates + stuffed teddy bear + card = subscription renewed. #ValentinesDay Read More
2017-02-08 23:32
From Mini’s entry in Theo’s Book of Brilliant Lists—“a look at the various postures and positions employed by Theo’s friends during homework or computer use.&rd&hell…Read More
2017-01-20 22:04
Prolific YouTuber and self-proclaimed Internet Celebrity Dwade Masterson, better known by his “dwadeplay” moniker, reviews the Liquid Metal demo while eating chicken strips. Yes… Read More
2017-01-18 22:05
I had an absolute blast talking to Kuma and Wyldkard (two really cool guys over at @GamerKulture) about Liquid Metal, indie gaming in general, and, perhaps most importantly, Bad Dudes. Live… Read More
2017-01-04 05:09
Three new SuperMegaNet episodes have slipped past my blogging radar over the last month or so:
Chinese Whispers
I Was an Undead Child Actor
Your Friends Are No Help
Without meaning to, I&rsq&hell…Read More
2017-01-01 23:24
New Year’s Eve with the Rogue Rebels. Amazing night spent with some amazing people (and Bingo!) Read More
2016-11-15 05:05
“Besides that time Frankie pornified the clubhouse Blu-ray player when he was thirteen, we rarely get into trouble.” —Brandon Flammer, Sunny Buns ep. 4, “Poolside&rdq&hell…Read More
2016-11-07 02:17
The latest episode of Sunny Buns is titled “Kirk Picardo,” but really the whole thing is just an excuse for the introduction of Frankie’s Triple-S / S3 dick classification… Read More
2016-11-02 03:52
I’ve never been much of an Apple fanboy to begin with, so I’m not too broken up over the new MacBook Pro updates, and how all the ports and SD card reader have been replaced with… Read More
2016-10-21 17:17
My deepest apologies for allowing another new SuperMegaNet episode to leak unto the Interwebs. I’m currently working with local law enforcement to get it removed as quickly and with as… Read More
2016-10-12 05:20
New Sunny Buns posted—in which the difference between nudity and sex is explained through a relevant Piers Anthony example.
It can be a difficult concept to grasp. People hear that you… Read More
2016-10-03 04:42
I’m starting a new webserial this month called Sunny Buns. The official blurb goes a little something like this:
Fresh out of high school, and clueless as to what he wants to do with… Read More
2016-10-01 18:48
New SuperMegaNet posted at the expense of needy third-world children:
Dropping onto my hands and knees, I peer under the stall doors—at just about the exact same moment two more boys… Read More
2016-09-08 05:50
SuperMegaNet, ep. 92 is up. Yes, that’s Mini quoting a line from the awesomeness that is Rush’s “BU2B.”
Begin pimptext:
“Murphy’s Likelihood,” Mini… Read More
2016-07-28 20:17
There’s a box of donuts in the street that’s been run over numerous times by passing cars. Littering or genius social statement? #streetfood Read More
2016-07-24 21:36
Lucky to have beat the flames last weekend. Be safe, #SantaClarita Read More
2016-06-26 00:13
Looks like another SuperMegaNet episode just slipped past quarantine:
Look at Jan 2.0. The jockettes are all over him, oohing and awing and squeezing his biceps, palpitating his pecs, liter… Read More
2016-05-23 00:52
Now prossessing: a modern take on an old nightmare. (Aka, I’ve always wanted to wear this as a T-shirt. Well, ever since I heard of Bluetooth…whatever that is.) Read More
2016-05-21 22:23
My fluency represented as an icon on a T-shirt Read More
2016-04-24 20:56
New SuperMegaNet:
“To what do we owe the unpleasant surprise?”
“We thought Eva could use a little company,” Summer replies.
“She’s already got company&md&hell…Read More
2016-04-22 04:37
(Via Classic FM.)
I totally agree:
A YouTuber named Muted Vocal has decided that there’s no good reason why ET’s “Flying Theme” and Vangelis’ “Chariots o… Read More
2016-04-13 17:54
(Via Gizmodo.)
This guy covers everything. #goodnewseveryone Read More
2016-04-07 02:31
How women react when they pass me on the street:
#sadbuttrue Read More
2016-04-06 03:39
This is the future. This is the year…1997. #thefuture
(And this is the T-shirt.) Read More
2016-03-30 03:26
Because it’s high time someone did a bacon maple bar-themed episode of the literary fungus that is SuperMegaNet:
Mini, sitting on the tabletop and lapping the icing off his own maple… Read More
2016-03-25 02:45
(Via @su_layug.)
The complete range of Spock emotions—expressed via emoji Read More
2016-03-25 02:29
Today’s teachable texting moment: Don’t jokingly use the words “suck” and “wang” in the same text unless you’re absolutely sure your friend’s… Read More
2016-03-23 00:32
Ever feel like you’ve beaten this level before? #reincarnation
(Yes, there’s a T-shirt for that.) Read More
2016-03-15 04:09
New SuperMegaNet spotted in the wild:
“Good morning, Rip Van Winkle,” Dad says to me, looking oblivious enough. He’s watching the morning news on his smartphone while he f… Read More
2016-03-06 22:59
As it refers to the current state of personal computing:
I. Inconsistency
I. Inefficiency
I. Incompatibility
I. Infinite updates
IIII.e., modern-day personal computing as the product of inef… Read More
2016-02-19 05:32
When your friends ask if you want to crash 85C Bakery: Read More
2016-02-12 19:52
Dear God no—a new SuperMegaNet episode has somehow been leaked unto the Interwebs. Officials are investigating.
Obligatory excerpt:
“I still can’t believe they towed your… Read More
2016-02-04 19:46
(Via Turbo Kid.)
Turbo Kid is Mad Max, Power Rangers, eighties morning cartoons, and a little bit of The Last Starfighter thrown in for good measure—the product of which would be a st… Read More
2016-01-30 06:17
(Via Loading Artist.)
Gregor knows me better than I know myself Read More
2016-01-27 06:04
New SuperMegaNet:
I push the bathroom door open.
Inside, Theo’s put his clothes back on…more or less (his shirt’s inside out, and his pants look like they’ve found… Read More
2015-12-27 03:19
New SuperMegaNet posted. Watch out for dickfoxes.
Obligatory excerpt:
I glance over at Beta, who’s explaining the intricacies of SuperMegaNet technology to Ernie and Jan while Ernie p… Read More
2015-12-12 05:35
Or, we could fight a little fire with fire by having the geekly masses throw around tweets and / or status updates like, “I’m such a jock for football! #JocksRule” and, &l&helli…Read More
2015-12-11 07:48
The Network ID Awards are coming up. Guess who I’m voting for Read More
2015-11-16 07:25
If you like boners, this is the SuperMegaNet episode for you:
Theo suddenly appears beside my bed. It looks as if he’s accidentally downloaded himself into my room by hitting buttons… Read More
2015-11-11 03:58
(Via taylorriceofficial.)
Apt Read More
2015-10-20 06:57
As if the world doesn’t have enough problems, a new SuperMegaNet episode has sneaked past the police tape and made its way online:
“This is Ernie’s dying wish?” Theo… Read More
2015-09-29 05:11
(Via jollyjack.)
You think you’ve got problems, I just accidentally turned off my laptop by mistyping—because the power button is a key on the friggin’ keyboard. #DesignFa… Read More
2015-09-24 21:03
(Via Sal P.)
One of only a few screenshots in which I did not come tumbling into frame upside down and trailing lost items and debris behind me Read More
2015-09-14 05:31
New SuperMegaNet after the jump:
A pale, middle-aged woman clearly afflicted with some sort of walking dead sickness uploads into the room, shuffles into a chair. Like Beta, she placates Do… Read More
2015-08-30 03:57
(Via Bo’s Cafe Life.)
I’ve bought three cheesecakes this month. One was for me, I’ll admit to that straight away; the second was an apology cake; the third was for my brot… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I’m still lagging this month, but have nevertheless managed to squeeze out a new SuperMegaNet episode despite tax season, the time change, and the heady pleasures of book formatting. O… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Recycled / pasted together from various Facebook status updates and craftily passed off as my own original work, SuperMegaNet ep. 7.2, “Honkey Kong,” is now live over at that pla… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
You are /dev/null to me Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
(Via SlugBooks Studios.) Flail your arms angrily if you’ve ever shelled out the big bucks for an unused textbook and lived to tell about it. ;) Read More
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