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Must read: SNAKE LADIES - Episode 11 - 13

Episode 11

25 Minutes ago

Joy: hope you will join me in church.
Samuel: yes i will.

She took her bible and left for church. When she got to the junction where she normally take a bike to her church, she waved down one.

Joy: shey you go reach deeper life bible church?

Okada: yam madam, climb na #100 to go there.

Joy: haba, no be #50 wey we dey pay?

Okada: madam, things don cost oo.. If you no dey pay #100 den i not fit carry you.

The okada man said and zoomed off.

She looked at her purse and noticed she was with only N100, there was no way she will pay N100 from here to her church and when others are putting offering, she will just be sitting down.

She waved down about two to three okada and there were still telling her the same price, she then decided to go home and add more money, who knows maybe Samuel might be through with his preparations she thought.

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When she got home, the door was opened and she came inside to behold the greatest shock of her life. Right infront of her, Samuel was f-cking a woman.

An old woman who should be at the same age with her mother. Samuel who was lost in oblivion due to the pleasure he was deriving never knew somebody was watching him.

Mama G smiled to herself as everything was going as planned.

Samuel: Am cuummmming!!!!!!

He let out a loud moan as he released his semen into the cond0m.

Just then joy fell down and started crying, rolling on the floor at the same time.

Samuel was dumbfounded, he couldn’t believe that joy just caught him.

He went close to her and she landed two hot slaps on his check.

Quickly, she went to the wardrobe and took her bag, she placed all her cloth and her other accessories in it. Samuel was just watching her filled with regrets.

He looked at Mama G who was busy smiling covering herself with the bedsheets.

He looked down at himself and noticed he was not wearing any boxers.

He quickly wore his boxers but by now, joy has gone outside already. He ran out and followed her.

Samuel: *looking sober* Joy please come back, joy please i can explain!

Joy: *looking angry like a wounded lion* explain what, you can explain what, that an old woman the same age as that of your mum was busy [email protected] you?

She said and waved down a bike. The bike man took her away, if there is anything she hate most, it is boys who cheats and lie.

Samuel couldn’t follow her as he was still wearing his boxers. He went to his house.

It was obvious he was not worried, after all soldier go soldier come, He thought.

As he reached his house, he locked his door and turned back, behold mama G was not there.

Since he was tired, he decided to sleep and as he raised his bed sheet, a mighty python jump on him.

He was so scared that he turned white.

The python gripped him and rounded him up. Soon enough, all his bones were broken as the python kept tightening its grip.

Then slowly, the python started swallowing him.

Episode 12

I was sitting in my official car driving to work place. I received an email two weeks ago informing me that i have gotten the job. I knew fully well that my boss Mrs Bukky was however responsible for everything and i was grateful to her.

Anita has put an end to her runs biz. Me and her both went to our pastor and confessed everything.

He prayed for the both of us and ever since, we have been living a righteous life.


I drive my car into the space where i usually park it. I got down and looked at my wrist watch, the time was 7:15 am. Yea, i came to work very early.

I walked into the company and the cleaners were busy doing their job. I got to my desk and it was already cleaned.

I sat down, said a short prayer and raised my head only to see my best friend tobi standing in front of me smiling.

Me: ah ah, this one wey you come early hope say we go celebrate am.

Tobi: you no serious, where your loving mummy na, she never come office.

Note: Mrs bukky was later nicknamed loving mummy ever since i started working there.

This is because, she suddenly became nice to everyone especially me.

She usually get me gifts and other things and i will collect happily with an open mind.

Sometimes, we do go out for lunch at the same time.

Soon enough, the people started gossiping about us but i didn’t care. after all, man must talk.

Me: you dey craze abi, i resemble her gateman abi i be her guardian angel?

Tobi: no be so na, i think say she dey live with you. Not like your wife oo because she is too old to be your wife but your mother!
He said and we both laughed
Tobi: ehn ehn, before i forget, you don hear the latest news.
Me: *opening my ears wide* no, tell me abeg.
Tobi: see mumu wey no dey Watch news. Well, one boy like this wey him name na Samuel dey miss.
Me: talk true, who be the boy maself?
Tobi: i no know oo, the worst thing be say neighbours say dem see am with one old woman for house and ever since then, him never comot!
Me: na wow o, make dey find inside of the house wella, may be he don enter inside pot.
I said and we both laughed. He left for his office and i was going through some files when someone called my name, i look up and saw Mrs bukky looking at me with a beautiful smile. She was very beautiful and i wonder why tobi said she was very old when she is not.
Mrs bukky: *smiling* Idriss
Me: Goodmorning ma
Mrs bukky: stop calling me ma, just Bukky is enough.
I was surprise and other workers were looking with mouth agape.
Me: ok Bukky
Mrs Bukky: thats nice my dear, meet me in my office when you are less busy.
She said and left
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Episode 13
I finished the paper work i was doing, stood up and went to Mrs Bukky’s office. On my way to her office, i saw most of the workers speaking in whispers, it was obvious they were gossiping about me and Mrs bukky. When i got to her office, i knocked before entering inside. She was sitted at her chair speaking with one of her friends on phone. I sat down quietly looking at her.
Mrs bukky: haba mummy T, i thought i told you that i can join your committee of friends.
Caller: *************
Mrs Bukky: but you guys have spoilt your image by sleeping around with small boys, following you guys is not good for my image and reputation.
Caller: *************
Mrs Bukky: you know what? Lets talk about this another day, i want to discuss something important with one of my employees.
She said dropping her phone
Me: good afternoon ma
Mrs Bukky: *frowned her face*
Me: good afternoon Bukky.
Mrs Bukky: Idris my dear, how’s is work?
Me: work is fine ma.. I mean Bukky.
Mrs bukky: Idris, our company has been giving a contract in Abuja. I was told to travel from port Harcourt to Abuja to sign it. However, i want you to follow me down to abuja. So what do you say?
Me: *confused* but ma.. I mean Bukky, i thought your PA should be the one to escort you?
Mrs bukky: hahaha, Idris, i am the one in charge here and i choose to go there with you. I am leaving my PA here to look after this company when i am gone. Moreover, you are not expected to do anything over there, they just wanted to see two staffs from our company.
Me: ok Bukky, when are we leaving?
Mrs bukky: shey today is Monday, we will leave by Wednesday.
Me: ok ma.. I mean Bukky.
I stood up to leave.
Mrs Bukky. Idris!!
Me: *ohhh wetin again na, this woman to like this name o, i go soon Change am* Ma.. Sorry yes
Mrs Bukky: won’t you go out for lunch?
Me: yes ma, i will.
Mrs bukky: i am hungry and i want you to take me out.
Me: no problem. Lets go
Mrs bukky: alright, but know this, the bill is on you!!
Me: *JESUS!!!*
we left her office together to a small eatery. Thank God their food is not that cost, i would have been washing plates by now. After the eating, we came back to our office together. The other employees were just looking at us with surprise.
After closure, i went over to my friend’s desk tobi to say bye.
Me: Tobi badoo, you still dey work?
Tobi: no i dey farm idiot.. See as your loving mama give me plenty work. I sure say some of this work suppose to be done by you…
I looked at the papers and yea, he was right. He was busy doing my work.
Me: eyaa, kpele oo.. Lol. Abeg i don dey go.. Finish those work quick quick my boy.
Tobi: *very angry* Idris thunder fire you… This your ojoro (partial) loving ma….
He quickly stopped as madam bukky came out of her office. He faced the paper work and was doing it seriously. I just laughed at him and walked out with my loving mama. Just then i received a call from segun. I hope you remembered him, the guy that was and still is into SUGAR MUMMIES

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