"Find it embarrassing blowing your snout in public? Kleenex are launching soundproof tissues containing a “micro-thin layer of noise control foam, a commonly used soundproofing material. The foam will act as a noise barrier, using its high sound absorption properties to stifle the sound of nose-blowing.”"
This new Kleenex product should put an end to children being terrified by their nose blowing parents.
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