2007-08-28 18:57
Network busy number busyNo signal massege not sent….That’s what we’ll see on !St day of ‘’Eid'’So “Happy Eid Day” before the rush start. … Read More
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2007-08-23 19:55
Three Dreams of a Man:- 1) To be as handsome as his mother thinks.2) To be as rich as his child believes.3) To have as many women as his wife suspects.----------------------Always remember :… Read More
2007-08-23 15:44
My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you--------------------Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of goo… Read More
2007-08-23 15:42
A collection of sweet messages you can send to your brother/sister on the auspicious occassion of Raksha Bandhan I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But le… Read More
2007-08-23 13:08
May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon. ----------------------Early in da morning sun rise with… Read More
2007-07-21 20:06
With faith in yourself you can dare to believe and reach all the goals you deserve to achieve! All The Best! ------------------Whatever you may be hoping for and aspiring to be in life, may… Read More
2007-07-21 20:00
one male snake kisses a female snake. So wat song will da female snake sing???Ans:- Zeher hai ki pyaar hai tera CHUMMA...... ------------------There was a gang.Wo logo ko maar kar unki dead… Read More
2007-05-07 20:17
Santa goes in a plane and lands at bombay.he starts shouting "bombay,bombay!!!da airhostess tells him to "be silent"Santa- "ombay,ombay!!!"------------Santa meets his old friend.Santa: A &am&hell…Read More
2007-05-07 20:15
der was a gang. Wo logo ko mar keunki dead body pe ghanti bajate the. So wht was der professionAns: Marketing (Maar-ke-ting)--------------------what is the name of Shahrukh in kank?socho… Read More
2007-05-07 20:12
Few Funny SMSes and Jokes7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the, 1 admi ne sabse bade sadhu se puccha- baba ladkiya line nahin deti kya karoo?Sadhu to Junior Sadhu: - Gutkeshwar, 1 Chatai aur la… Read More
2007-05-07 19:59
Couple of Santa MasalaWhy did Santa keep the door open while bathing?Ans:- Coz he was scared sm1 mite watch him from the keyhole.---------Santa's Father: Pados ki ladki ko dekh, wo exam mai… Read More
2007-05-07 19:56
Few Funny Jokes SMSesMan: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay.Girl: Kaun Kaun Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?Boy : 1 Wife 2 Bachay----------------------A bottle of w… Read More
2007-05-07 19:48
Hey Guys hii to alll...Here few Great Sayings to keep your friends morale high... :DDon't go the way life takes u.Take life the way u go....And Remember u r born to liveAnd not living coz u… Read More
2007-05-03 19:58
A notice in a factory for girl workers."If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"--------------------------Press down… Read More
2007-05-03 19:45
Australia: Hum toh SIX maarte hai..South Africa: Hum toh Fours maarte hai...India: Hum toh Bus Style Maarte hai...Pakistan: Hum toh Coach ko hi maardalte hai...------------------Sehwag ko MA… Read More
2007-05-03 19:40
Provoke Your Friends to SMS You Through Some Great SMSes Below...!!Suna hai PRAMOD MAHAJAN k bhai ne usko goli maar dibcoz wo usko na call aur na msg bhejta tha.Apka kya khyal hai. Msg. karo… Read More
2007-05-03 19:36
Qayamat Ke Din Farishte Ne Sab Se Kaha"Apne Apne Gunah Paper Pe Likho"Sab Ne Apne Apne Gunah Paper Pe Likhe Ki Achanak Aapki Aawaz Aayi."SIR SUPPLIMENT PLZZ"ALL THE BEST Read More
2007-05-03 19:35
Roses r Red,Sky is BlueRoses r Red,Sky is Bluekitna b press kar,fir bRoses r Red,Sky is Blue------------------Scroll down if u r freeNow scroll up if u r free.---------------------------Pres… Read More
2007-05-03 19:26
Few cool Teasing Friendship SMSes.....A rose is always a rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin..Same way, u ll always b my frnd whether u r in central jail or in mental hospital… Read More
2007-05-03 19:18
Tumhari yad dil se jane na denge,Tumare jaisa dost khone na denge,Sharafat se contact me rahena,warna bahot Marenge aur rone bhi na denge Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Few Cool Funny EXAMS SMSs for wishing all your tensed friends..Qayamat ke din farishte ne sab se kaha...aapne aapne gunaah paper pe likho.Sabne apne apne gunaah likhe...ki achank aapki aawaz… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Roll in style this winter with cool Sweaters and Sweat Shirts at price which would make you buy with more than what you want. http://www.shopping.com/xDN-clothing--ap_types_sweaters_and_swea… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Na juban se,Na nigahin se,Na dimag se,Na rango se,Na greetings se,Na gift se,Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...-------------------Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Let's go, get up, stop faking it;Get your sorry behind off that bed.Try positive thinking to get back to work.Your illness is all in your head!Atleast that's what v hope. fwd to ur quick rec… Read More
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