2008-10-06 06:42
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2008-10-06 06:39
A foreign tourist hired a guide for his trip to Agra and Delhi.He admired the beauty of Taj at Agraand asked how many years it took to build."12 years" - The guide replied."12 Years!! You I… Read More
2008-10-06 06:34
Teacher - " Can anybody give an example of coincidence?" Student - "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime." Read More
2008-10-06 06:31
Mayawati came to Lalu's House riding a Goat.Lalu - "Why did you bring a buffallow?" Mayawati - "Can't you see, this is a goat " Lalu - "I know, i was asking her only" Read More
2008-10-06 06:27
Santa - "I got married, because i was tired of cooking and washing clothes"Banta - "But , i got divorce for the same reason" Read More
2008-10-06 06:21
Mulla Nasrudin went to a church with his illiterate wife.There was a small board on the door."What is written on the board?" -asked the wife of Mulla Nasruddin."THIS IS THE HOUSE OF GOD - TH… Read More
2008-10-05 17:01
A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender sa… Read More
2008-10-05 12:47
Movies and their meaning to s/w professionals-Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.Dil to Pagal Hai : Sta… Read More
2008-10-05 12:03
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor's turkey and rushes back home before being caught i… Read More
2008-10-05 11:55
Judge asks the little boy - "You know that your parents are getting divorced.Do you want to live with your mummy?"The boy - "No, my mummy beats me.""Well then, I guess you want to live with… Read More
2008-10-05 11:48
Professor -"What do you know about Gandhi Jayanti(Gandhi Birth Day anniversary)?"Munna Bhai - "Gandhi was a popular man, but i dont know who Jayanti was." Read More
2008-10-05 11:41
Caller to Indian Cricket Team Manager (over mobile phone) -"Can I talk to Azharuddin Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad."The Manager -"Sorry,he went to bat"The caller - "No Pr… Read More
2008-10-05 11:28
Manager - "From your Resume, i know that you've had five jobs in last wo months."Applicant - "Yes sir, but doesn't that show, how much in demand i am?" Read More
2008-10-05 11:20
Sardar - "I have lost my dog"Police Inspector - "Why dont you place an advertisement in the newspaper?"Sardar - "Don't be silly, inspector! My dog can't read!" Read More
2008-10-05 11:17
A police man stops a lady and asks for her licence. He says - "Lady, according to the law you should be wearing glasses."The Women answered - "I have contacts."The police man replied - "I do… Read More
2008-10-05 11:13
"Mummy, please give me another piece of ice-cream" - said the son."But you've had ten already" - her mother pointed out."Just one more mummy.""Well, this must be the last.""Thank you, mummy… Read More
2008-10-05 11:10
A Gujrati was yelling in the Church after the Chapel - "Oh God! Please make London the Capital of Russia!"The priest inquired - "Why must you pray so, my child?"Gujrati - "That's what I've w… Read More
2008-10-05 11:07
"Do you drink?" the girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law.""First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation" asked son-in-law Read More
2008-10-05 11:02
A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one 'Will' cigarette.The shopkeeper said that the name of the cigarette is 'Wills', not 'Will.The Bihari replied - "I need just one cigarette… Read More
2008-10-04 22:19
Wife - " Honey , What are You Looking for ? " Husband - "Nothing." Wife - " Nothing.? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ? "Husband - "I was just loo… Read More
2008-10-04 22:14
Father to son after exam - "let me see your report card." Son - "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." Read More
2008-10-04 22:12
Sardar at an Art Gallery - " I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?" Art dealer - " I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! " Read More
2008-10-04 22:09
Postman - "I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet " Sardar - "why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it" Read More
2008-10-04 22:05
Sardar's wish - " i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. " Read More
2008-10-04 21:49
Guide - "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing b… Read More
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