2023-03-12 14:03
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A blog about food reviews, humour, satire, feng shui, motoring tips and nightlife in Kuala Lumpur.
2023-03-12 13:59
Yasunari Kawabata (June 11, 1899 – April 16, 1972) Yasunari Kawabata won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1968 for his trilogy Snow Mountain, Thousand Cranes and The Old Ca… Read More
2023-03-12 12:21
Taiwanese writer San-Mao, whose real name was Chen Mao-Ping, was born in Chongqing, China, on March 26, 1943. Also known as Echo Chen, she had an older sister and two younger brothers. When… Read More
2023-02-27 12:30
"Some quarters would like to see our beaches filled with women attired in black robes frolicking in the water," Jessica says, leaning back in her wingback chair. "Willie Mongin, Puchak… Read More
2023-02-23 15:40
“Look at this photo.” Sifu Sabrina holds up a print with her manicured thumb and forefinger. “The client wanted a consultation on Skype after sending me photos of different… Read More
2023-02-23 13:11
Perched behind a counter in a Chinese medical hall, a pimply-faced store assistant swings his gaze to a woman seated nearby and grunts, “Next, Paulina Phuar.” He gestures to Mast… Read More
2023-02-20 13:19
"Hooray!" snaps Mummy Lulu, eyes lighting up with glee. "North Korea has fired an Inter-continental Ballistic Missile into Japanese waters as a warning to the US and South Korea who ar… Read More
2023-02-19 14:16
“Here’re two quickie tips,” Sifu Sabrina says, her butt squashing the cushion of an ottoman. “First, Cai Sen’s image, the God of Wealth, should not embellish th… Read More
2023-02-18 16:45
“Bongbong Marcos is a slice of the old stinky pizza like his late father Ferdinand—an unreliable fella.” Mummy Lulu narrows her eyebrows. “After securing agreements f… Read More
2023-02-18 08:45
“Who’s that new GRO talking with Mamasan Lulu?” asks Chow Kah. “Pretty face but dressed like an officer worker. Must be boring to have her as company.” Mid-thir… Read More
"Fuck Hypocritical America," Hollers Mummy Lulu. "It's The Biggest Spy Nation In The World Instead!"
2023-02-14 06:23
"Fuck hypocritical America," hollers Mummy Lulu. "It's the biggest spy nation in the world instead! And former FBI security advisor Phil Mudd says that the security threat of the balloon on… Read More
2023-02-13 07:31
Mummy Lulu lifts her penciled eyebrows. “You heard of David Carradine?” She picks up a Menglembu groundnut from a two-tiered plastic platter, cracks the brittle skin and tosses t… Read More
2023-02-12 15:28
They're aunties with rolls of fat under their chins and ridges at the corners of their eyes. They're uncles with grey hair and corrugated foreheads and perhaps carrying the baggage of senili… Read More
2023-02-10 13:41
Big yellow teeth glistens behind Mummy Lulu’s thick red lips. “Hi, Chow Kah!” She approaches his table in the KTV hall with a curvy lass in tow and stops a few feet away. … Read More
2023-02-04 19:32
Holding the arms of her rosewood chair, Sifu Sabrina hoists herself up and throws her head back. The hem of her dress rides upward, exposing her panties. “Now, what was it that I wante… Read More
2023-02-02 13:18
[Above: Painting of Chap Goh Meh by Dr. Yuen Chee Ling] College student Carol Chuah (pix below) curls her lips sensually and coos, “I’m not desperate for a boyfriend as I’m… Read More
2023-01-30 16:32
Bare hands gripped on the handles of the chopper, long legs astride its leather seat, Debbie Ding—owner of Debbie School of Defensive Driving—uses her foot to flick up the side s… Read More
2023-01-29 09:16
There’re few versions of the folklore why Fujians pray with sugar cane to the Jade Emperor,” says Sifu Sabrina. “One account says Fujians fleeing from marauding Mongols in… Read More
2023-01-26 18:05
“Get rid of bad luck before ushering in Li Chun,” advises Sifu Sabrina. “The simplest way is to bath in seven kinds of flowers and pomelo leaves or rinds. Allow the w… Read More
2023-01-25 06:04
“So, you’ve booked a CNY lion dance performance,” says Sifu Sabrina togged up in a red bikini for a swim in her condo's pool, “but has the lion costume been consecrat… Read More
2023-01-23 09:04
“The Beginning of Spring or Li Chun will start on February 4, 2023 at 10.42 am,” says Sifu Sabrina, “not the first day of CNY.” She rests one fish-net stockinged leg… Read More
2023-01-20 15:02
“Happy Spring Festival!” Jessica says, eyes twinkling, holding a string of lanterns and melting hearts in a mini qipao. “May good fortune and excellent health be yours alwa… Read More
2023-01-18 18:36
The air in the corridor to Sifu Sabrina’s condo smells of Dettol as I traipse along its marbled floor between spotless white-washed walls. My cell phone in my shirt pocket buzzes… Read More
2023-01-16 07:19
Her thick lashes lift as Mummy Lulu takes a sip of her jasmine tea. “Who’s the Tai Sui for 2023?” She replaces the cup on the marble top of the table and crosses her legs… Read More
2023-01-13 05:42
“How about some tips for safe driving back for CNY reunion dinner?" I ask Debbie Ding, owner of Debbie School of Defensive School in Cheras, Kuala Lumpur. Our gazes meet and a smile li… Read More
2023-01-09 10:43
In the living room of her condo, Sifu grabs six Mandarin oranges from a pile in a silver platter on a rosewood bureau, moves to sit on a leopard-skin ottoman across me. “Here, ca… Read More
2023-01-06 17:20
The wind is tickling the leaves of the canopy as Wati and Hussein trudge along a trail in the Sungei Pertak Recreational Forest. A romantic spot—waterfalls, fish sanctuary, Selangor Ri… Read More
2023-01-04 19:07
“Nice place.” Sifu Sabrina’s hair flutters sideway to her right shoulder. “Gee… I never expect a windy ambiance at a waterfall.” My gaze skates from her… Read More
2023-01-03 19:08
“Sorry, Ewe, no more predictions from me this year.” Leaning back in her chair, Sifu Sabrina props her hands behind her neck, her eyes far more serious than her manner warrants… Read More
2023-01-03 14:54
“Have you seen this cover before, Ewe?” Mummy Lulu asks. “It’s the July 2013 edition of highly respected Time magazine.” She sets the magazine in front of… Read More
2023-01-02 11:04
President Club Lot 14080, Jalan Kuchai Lama.Kuala Lumpur010-289 7933Thais, Viets, Pinoy PR ladies. Red Velvet ClubJ-0G-05, 06, & 08Solaris Mont KiaraKuala Lumpur019-220 7111All… Read More
2022-12-27 12:56
Half-strangled by a bow-tie, Papa-san Yap -- owner of Hot Legs Niteclub -- croaks, “He who loves not women, wine, and song. He will be a fool his whole life long. Hence, I like to make… Read More
2022-12-25 07:02
"Holy cow!” I grunt at my smart phone, held in front of me. “Why’re you wearing a Communist uniform?” I lean back in my chair and cross my legs.Mummy Lulu and I are i… Read More
2022-12-22 14:36
I snatch a fork to lance at a few French fries from a platter. “Going back home for Christmas?” I ask Wati, lodging the fries in my mouth. Seated before me, Wati pins her… Read More
2022-12-22 14:30
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2022-12-21 06:44
“May this Christmas sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true," says Jessica of Hot Legs Niteclub. “Wet kisses from me for those on my Nice List! Wet kisses… Read More
2022-12-20 16:06
Palace Eight8thFloor, Wisma MPLJalan Raja ChulanKLTel: 03-2022 1088(Stunning hostesses but bar-fine is difficult unless the mama-san knows you.) Paragon ClubGround FloorMenara PGRMJala… Read More
2022-12-19 06:21
Inside a store in KL’s Pavilion, several strides away from me, my gaze lands on a woman squatting to check out products on the bottom shelf of a rack. Fire scorches my cheeks as… Read More
2022-12-05 11:37
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2022-11-14 05:27
I’m sitting on a bench in a copse of trees at the edge of a concrete pathway bordering a lake in Desa Park City Dog Park. My cell phone in my shirt pocket chimes. The name “Sifu… Read More
2022-11-10 17:43
“Monsters and murderers deserve to die!” hollers Mummy Lulu, lips twisted in a scowl. “Not kept alive by tax-payers’ money! Thus, I won’t vote for any coa… Read More
2022-11-07 16:44
Stars fill the sky like sugar spilled over black marble. Beyond, galaxies are tumbling and darting, buzzing with as much excitement as in my heart. From a distance, I see Jessica through a s… Read More
2022-11-01 17:46
Cell phone in my hand, I toss my gaze from the news website to Jessica. My eyes linger from her white pumps to her shins, to her knees, to her thighs and up to her bare shoulders which suppo… Read More
2022-10-29 15:37
Sifu Sabrina slides her hands out of her pockets. “Want to see puppets that can move by themselves?” Eyes brightening, she chugalugs her beer, reaches into the bowl on the coffee… Read More
2022-10-28 14:16
General Secretary: President Xi JinpingPolitburo Standing Committee (left to right): Li Qiang, Wang Huning, Ding Cuexiang, Zhao Leji, Cai Qi, Li Xi/end Read More
2022-10-21 07:58
“What’s your plan for Christmas?” Mummy Lulu asks, her too-plump body almost bursting the seams of a tight chiffon dress, with two massive breasts clamping her cell phone i… Read More
2022-09-22 12:48
"According to a sex forum," says Mummy Lulu, wagging her gnarled finger, "several customers contracted syphilis and gonorrhoea after visiting a hanky-panky massage centre in Kepo… Read More
2022-09-12 09:51
“On Thursday,” says Mummy Lulu, mama-san of Hot Legs Niteclub, “Carnegie Mellon University professor, Uju Anya, sent out a tweet: 'I heard the chief monarch of a thieving… Read More
2022-08-26 07:58
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2022-08-24 06:30
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2022-08-19 15:56
The sign on the mahogany door of Wati’s condo says “Unit 888”. I jab the doorbell button but there’s no sound. Sheesh, the doorbell is on the fritz. I rap my knuckles… Read More
2022-08-14 12:31
“I vehemently condemn the attack on author Salman Rushdie at the Chautauqua Institution, NY,” grunts Mummy Lulu. “He was stabbed in the face, neck and abdomen ten tim… Read More
2022-08-10 14:00
Sifu Sabrina’s office door swings open after a knock from the outside. A sixty-something man enters and sits down in the visitor’s chair across her. “Good afternoon… Read More
2022-08-01 06:08
“Two Chinese lovers are going to meet on August 4,” Sifu Sabrina says, sitting straight in a club chair. “You know who they are?” A silver pendant hangs from her neck… Read More
2022-07-28 15:08
"Can you tell me the origin of the Hungry Ghost Festival?" I ask Sifu Sabrina, half-swallowed by a tub chair in her living room. Outside, the crescent of a moon is peeping at us t… Read More
2022-07-23 16:38
Chow Kah flicks his gaze from the hardcover menu in his hands to Jessica sitting beside him on the plush leather sofa. “Jess, you know all the tricks in the book on flirting.” He… Read More
2022-06-04 09:05
“Surprise is the top sex toy store in Kuala Lumpur,” Mummy Lulu says, “They’ve outlets in Lot 156, Lower Ground, Sungei Wang Plaza, and in Lot L2-33, 3 Damansara Mall… Read More
2022-06-03 06:24
“Due to the recent COVID epidemic, many fortune tellers have been offering online tarot card reading services,” Sifu Sabrina says. “These consultations are via Skype or vid… Read More
2022-05-31 17:47
Jessica props her elbows on the table, clasps her hands and leans her face on them. “The month of May reminds me of the Chinese massacre in Hells Canyon in 1887, which was… Read More
2022-05-29 13:38
Mummy Lulu takes a hit of her beer and wipes her lips with her thick spongy tongue. “Gu Ruzhang was a Chinese martial artist who lived during the early 20th century. He was famou… Read More
2022-05-06 08:44
Jessica probes Hussein’s face with a questioning gaze. “Where’s Chow Kah?” Hussein gulps a swallow of his Bir Bintang, his Adam's apple jerking in his throat. “… Read More
2022-05-03 13:45
Jessica points the remote at her smart TV and jabs a button. “Don’t bother watching this movie, after the initial thrill, the end will disappoint you.” She is lying o… Read More
2022-04-29 11:44
My hand clinging a spanking new paperback, I enter the cafe in The Chateau Spa and Wellness Centre, cast my gaze around and spot Mummy Lulu at a table, her fingers tapping on her cup. Sweet… Read More
2022-04-20 06:32
“Without travel documents, without ID cards, without money, and without jobs," Mummy Lulu says, "these Rohinga refugees will soon rob, steal and even rape and kill. You are the s… Read More
2022-04-14 18:47
Jessica’s eyes hold Chow Kah’s hostage for several beats. “Today is 15th April, the day Father Damien died one hundred and thirty years ago in Molokai, Hawaii.” Her e… Read More
2022-04-04 13:00
My cell phone buzzes and I fumble it out of my pocket.“Yeah?” I hear Mummy Lulu’s smoker’s cough at the other end. “Do you know your video The Tragedy of Liu Hu… Read More
2022-03-26 17:28
Hot Legs Niteclub & Karaoke in KL’s Bukit Bintang is pulsing energy like a madhouse and gorging hot funky music on its outside sidewalk. Mummy Lulu dives into the Plati… Read More
2022-03-23 12:26
"Tiew nia ma chow hai!" yells Mummy Lulu, "Tammel should be locked up forever. No wonder many Malaysians don't like Africans. Kan-ni-na! You can call me a racist or anything… Read More
2022-03-21 16:05
Rolf logs onto his computer and pulls out his Skype. He wears his headset and waits for Sifu Sabrina to appear online. His eyes drift away to look out the window. The Sydney Opera House and… Read More
2022-03-15 08:17
"Recently Bill Gates bought a USD600 hydrogen-powered yacht and he didn't brag about it on his social media," says Makcik Zaiton, who sells banana-fritters at the roadside in Kota Bahr… Read More
2022-03-12 16:37
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2022-03-06 16:15
Romance consultant Angie Ang cocks her head sideways, wobbling her ear-rings. “So, you want to be an alpha male?” A cloud of smooth hair comes rumpling over her shoulders and her… Read More
2022-03-03 07:02
"Know any hotel spas that are still open?" Chow Kah asks."Why are you men so horny?" Jessica wags her hand. "Omicron is rampant but you still want to take the risk of contracting the v… Read More
2022-02-26 11:41
Perched on a bar stool in Hot Legs Niteclub, Mummy Lulu taps the screen of her cell phone. “This is the procedure I’m going for next week.” She hands her cell phone to me a… Read More
2022-02-24 12:39
Massage ladies in a hanky-panky spa in Kuala Lumpur BEFORE hudud is implemented.Massage ladies in a hanky-panky spa in Kuala Lumpur AFTER hudud is implemented./end Read More
2022-02-19 12:13
I’m standing at my balcony. Thunder clouds rolling over the city are as vicious as the depression churning in my chest. The hot afternoon breeze bakes my thighs and chest. I&rsquo&hell…Read More
2022-02-15 12:25
Chow Kah opens the door of Real Cut in Thailand and enters a hall with four Thai girls at styling stations. Sentimental music caresses the atmosphere. A wooden counter at one side wall… Read More
2022-02-13 09:39
Chow Kah leans sideways towards me and shows me his smart phone. “What do you think of this? A regular dating website or a sugar babe website?” He passes his fingertips ove… Read More
2022-02-12 05:40
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2022-02-10 10:42
Snuggled inside a KTV room in Hot Legs Nite Club, I take a sip of my Asahi beer and put the glass down. “Ladies, any tips for giving Valentine’s Day presents?” I flick my g… Read More
2022-02-09 08:25
“Chap Goh Meh is coming!” Sakura Siew enthuses. “I want to go throw oranges in Port Dickson beach, with a couple of friends.” She is garbed in a red cheongsam which e… Read More
2022-02-08 06:34
Curled atop her desk, Belinda is talking a blue streak on the phone when she hears her office door creak. She flips her gaze upward, eyes widening in surprise.Alex, her client, has entered h… Read More
2022-02-04 09:38
Sifu Sabrina opens the lid of the Tray of Togetherness and nudges it across the coffee table to me. “Eat your way to good blessings and prosperity, Ewe.” Her mouth curves into a… Read More
2022-02-03 18:22
“Do you know why the dragon is important in Chinese culture?” Jessica asks, her legs crossed, her face resting on one palm. She either has the world’s best complexion or di… Read More
2022-01-31 07:29
“Li Chun starts on 4th February 2022 at 4.20 am and denotes the beginning of Spring,” Sifu Sabrina says, arms leaning on her shiny mahogany desk. “It's an auspicious day to… Read More
2022-01-26 06:20
“Who wants to earn an online accredited American degree?” career guidance teacher Cathy asks, her tight shirt dress straining at the buttons. All hands in the classroom shoot upw… Read More
2022-01-22 18:04
“It doesn’t pay to practise courteous driving.” Mummy Lulu’s lets annoyance cram in her voice. “Give way to a woman driver when you’ve ri… Read More
2022-01-21 13:40
"Eeek! Her stomach looks scary!" gasps Jessica in horror, her jaw dropping, her eyes spanning wider. "What happened to her?" Mummy Lulu chortles, forming wrinkles at the corners of her… Read More
2022-01-19 13:24
Using my knuckles, I knock once on the teak door of Sifu Sabrina’s office in Low Yat Plaza, turn the knob and push it open. As I step inside with a plastic bag in one hand, cool air hi… Read More
2022-01-17 05:28
“Phew, it’s hot in here.” Sifu Sabrina tunnels elegant fingers through her perfectly groomed hair and veers her gaze upward at the ceiling. All fans are pirouetting l… Read More
2022-01-13 12:27
“Nowadays, whenever I listen to music on YouTube, advertisements by local self-proclaimed stock-market gurus frequently interrupt my listening pleasure. They’re in English—… Read More
2022-01-10 07:58
“Her friends laughed when my niece said she wanted to become a reporter!” sneers Mummy Lulu. “But not all reporters are created equal.” She wags a gnarled finger at m… Read More
2022-01-08 11:34
“Cheers!” Mascaraed eyes blinking, Jessica clinks her shot glass against Chow Kah’s beer mug, its froth almost overflowing over its brim. “What’s your New Year… Read More
2021-12-29 05:23
“Here’s my toast to patrons of Hot Legs Niteclub,” says Mummy Lulu, her voice like the caw of a crow. “Come in the evening or come in the morning; come when you've a… Read More
2021-12-26 16:44
I take a nip of my 1837 TWG tea and my gaze wanders, lighting upon the gilt-framed paintings on the walls before settling on Sifu Sabrina. “Who’s the artist?” I put th… Read More
2021-12-22 16:52
While browsing in a men’s store in Pavilion KL, I spot a familiar face and figure a few feet from me. Great balls of fire! It’s Jessica wearing a mask. “Hi, Ewe!&rdquo&hell…Read More
2021-12-20 14:43
“In China, winter solstice marks the day with the shortest daylight,” Jessica says, striding on heels to a padded chair. “It’s celebrated with reunion feasts and offe… Read More
2021-12-18 06:27
“Excuse me, I wanna go to the gents,” Chow Kah says, rising from his chair.He disappears to the back of the café and I pick up his cell phone from the table and go to his… Read More
2021-12-16 14:43
“No gods shall tell us what to do. We are masters of our own destiny!”  &hell…Read More
2021-12-15 09:08
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