2010-01-14 16:23
PICK UP LINES! (1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.(3) I hope you have a library card because… Read More
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2009-05-24 13:57
Only the coolest irradiated citizens will be allowed into the 'underground' rave in the shelter… Read More
2009-05-16 04:48
No pyromaniacs admitted. A quick family snapshot in front of the latest scene of a terrorist… Read More
2009-05-13 15:56
If your building collapses, climb under your table and practice yoga postures. Try to absorb… Read More
2009-05-12 11:19
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism wh… Read More
2009-05-12 10:36
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"4."Tomor… Read More
2009-05-12 06:21
Here are some of "Rodney Dangerfield" original quotes. Enjoy!* I know what day of the week you were born. I was so poor growing up. If I wasnt born a boy, Id have nothing to play with.* A gi… Read More
2008-12-17 15:39
The best puns of all time are:1. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”… Read More
2007-10-31 13:19
2007-10-31 12:43
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!" Moooooove, I'm trying to speed! If you're rich, I’m single! 0-60 in 15 minutes!… Read More
2007-10-31 12:43
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!" Moooooove, I'm trying to speed! If you're rich, I’m single! 0-60 in 15 minutes!… Read More
2007-10-31 10:49
If she moved any slower, she'd rust.If she was any dumber, she'd be a green plant.If stupidity hurt, he'd go through life on a morphine drip.If stupidity were a crime, he'd be number one on… Read More
2007-10-31 10:45
You are a day late and a dollar short.Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?H… Read More
2007-10-31 10:44
Yo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any keyYo momma's so dumb when you she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you sure its mine?Yo m… Read More
2007-10-31 10:38
"Depositing the Junk Check"On May 19th, I was one of thousands of people around the country who received a 'junk mail' letter touting a get-rich quick method for making $95,093.35 in just th… Read More
2007-10-31 10:34
Government Ads on Traffic Light ButtonsBarebecue Grill Drain OutdoorWrinkled Poster for Skin Care SalonBus Poster for Duracell"Drowned Child" Underwater AdCompeting "No Dropped Calls" Billbo… Read More
2007-10-31 10:27
Real Stories About How & Why People Got Fired !!!Never make out at work Once I worked at a market and this cute guy and I Snook in one of the stalls in the bathroom to make out and the b… Read More
2007-10-31 10:24
ok...so you're bored of the person you're chattin wid.how do u get the message to him ???here's how !!To Tell Him/Her That You're Eating !Consuming food. Damn I'm hungarian D… Read More
2007-10-31 10:11
Haunted Lower Denture Description: These teeth were made in late 1959 for my father.He wore them home and came into the kitchen door with them on. My sister who was older than me was there… Read More
2007-10-31 09:52
Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a b… Read More
2007-10-31 09:48
Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower. Fire Extinguisher: Caution: Non-Flammable 500-piece puzzle:… Read More
2007-10-31 09:46
Palindrome: A word, phrase, verse, or sentence that reads the same backward or forward Read More
2007-10-31 09:38
Almost Missed the Bus by Justin Time Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway Ambush! by May T. Surprise And Shut Up! by Sid Downe And the Other People by Allan Su… Read More
2007-10-31 09:33
Military Names:Colonel O. Korn Corporal Punishment General Admission General Anethstisia General E. Speaking General Incompetence General Principles… Read More
2007-10-31 09:31
baby giant baby grand (piano) bad health bad luck Bad Sport… Read More
2007-10-31 09:23
Hawaii • All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. • Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. • Honolulu: Within the limits of… Read More
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