2016-03-19 18:53
As some of you may already know, we are moving to Northern Ireland.We fly out of LAX on September 21. That's one of the reasons I haven't been around the blogosphere much. Immigration detail… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
Just a quick update, which some of you already know from Facebook...I may not be making the rounds quite as much, as the Nestling Sparrow has a fairly gnarly case of pneumonia, and we'll be… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Go here for "Conversations With the Spouse Sparrow, Part 1"Me: (apropos of nothing) "Did you know that Peter Murphy became a Muslim?"Spouse Sparrow: "Peter who?"Me: "Peter Murphy."Spouse Sp… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
A bit of advice: If you are a 40-year-old woman going through early menopause and also ovulating, it is not a good idea to try and sort through your children's old baby clothes. It is an eve… Read More
2009-11-02 10:50
Yes, I have finally responded to your incessant* demands to "Post something, you cunt!"So, here is "something."Now that we are at the folks' Nest, our temporary home 'til we go on to Norther… Read More
2009-08-29 19:30
As I'm moving (no, not to Norn Iron just yet, still gotta save up money) on the 31st, I'll be Internet-less from then until I get it hooked up at the new Sparrow's Nest. I don't know how lon… Read More
2009-08-24 11:36
Fuck I hate earthquakes. My house is already complete chaos, since we're getting ready to move, but my nerves have been shot and since I was up with a migraine I did not need an earthquake o… Read More
2009-08-24 11:35
Shit, am I dumb. I totally missed my own blog-a-versary. I've been not really posting for over 3 years now, woohoo!Fat Sparrow Read More
2009-06-16 15:28
...but not by much.Yeah, I'm here. Kicking, screaming, bitching and moaning, but here. Not much new there. I'm trying to make the rounds to those of you that are still left. I'm starting ou… Read More
2009-02-25 00:16
Yes, I have fucked off once again. I had planned on taking some time off, if you remember, before the Broccoli Incident, but I never got around to it. It's kind of been forced on me now.As… Read More
2007-08-08 00:50
Today is my blog day. I've been posting this dreck for a year now. I still can't believe I have readers. Thank you all.Fat Sparrow Read More
2007-08-04 04:36
Having been tagged by NiolK, and dared by Old Knudsen to take the Knudsen Challenge, I decided to combine them, and now you get....109 things you never wanted to know about me!1) I went part… Read More
2007-07-22 10:37
So, there I was, on my so-called summer blog vacation, supposed to be getting shit done, but I wasn't. I did manage to go to doctor's appointments and what-not, but stupid me, I forgot it wa… Read More
2007-07-18 03:12
I'll be taking some time off from the blog circuit for the next week or two, as I have doctor's appointments and tests for me and the sprogs, and I need to get the kids' room sorted out so t… Read More
2007-07-13 00:40
Dear Dirty Minger that used the toilet at Stater Bros. --Thank you so much for leaving the bathroom in Stater Bros. in such a state, as there is nothing I like more than to use a bathroom w… Read More
2007-07-09 23:58
Your Anti Climactic FortuneIn the future, I foresee.... Continued human stupidity, in the form of bloggers who like to hide behind various personalities, and have nothing better to do with t… Read More
2007-07-09 09:20
Boy, nothing says "I want to stop global warming" like setting up concerts all over the world and encouraging millions of people to drive or fly to them, not to mention the gazillions of kil… Read More
2007-07-08 00:46
I have been trying for ages to get the ride off Philip, and finally, he has at least fingered me. I am encouraged at this sign of foreplay, but also disturbed, as it seems he is in to the r… Read More
2007-07-06 02:36
Al Gore's son was arrested, as I'm sure you've heard. Personally, I am shocked.I had no idea that a Toyota Prius could do 100 MPH.Fat Sparrow Read More
2007-07-04 20:15
I've had a valium, and am feeling a tad mellower.I ran across a quote that I liked, from Erma Bombeck:"You have to love a nation that celecbrates its independence every July 4, not with a pa… Read More
2007-07-03 10:35
Neither one is valid.I found out yesterday that all of our little happy family plans for the 4th have been shattered. Why? Because my brother's a cunt. In fairness, it's not completely his f… Read More
2007-06-29 22:56
Some of you may remember my doctor from previous posts. For those of you who are hot for her (you know who you are, Fumie), you can see her picture here again, just in case it is not stored… Read More
2007-06-27 13:56
WARNING: Long and boring post ahead. Money will not be refunded.Thank you,The Mgmt.~~~~~~~~A few people have e-mailed me to ask me about the state of my health/test results/promised nude pho… Read More
2007-06-25 01:22
After a lot of harassment,* NiolK recently posted a picture of his balls, and I have seen hostages in the Middle East that have looked happier than his balls do. The way he has kept them tra… Read More
2007-06-24 02:11
....my blog over to the new widget-type thingie version on Blogger. Up 'til now I've done everything in my sidebar and what-not in HTML, and the Spouse Sparrow has been telling me how much e… Read More
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