2017-01-07 15:12
I recently renewed my passport and was looking forward to having Israel as the first stamp in my new passport book. But upon our arrival at Ben Gurion International Airport, I was surprised… Read More
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2016-12-31 12:13
I love a glass, or four, of red wine. I look forward to a yummy cocktail. I'll take shots with you and get cray. As long as you have me in bed by 10pm. My inner granny dominates. She's… Read More
2016-12-23 23:14
If you're a chickpea lover, Tel Aviv is your jam. Falafel shops line the streets and entrees typically come with a side of hummus. Doing a search on the best "budget eats" in a one-mile vici… Read More
2016-12-23 05:48
A few months back, a co-worker of mine left the company I work for and I took on part of his workload. With these additional responsibilities, on top of an already full-time job, I wanted to… Read More
2016-10-08 16:01
Five years ago, I lived in West LA and visited the Santa Monica branch of the DMV to get the address on my driver's license updated. The stars must have aligned on that glorious day, because… Read More
2016-09-10 02:50
Isn't the purpose of drought-resistant landscaping to do less work? Less water, less maintenance, leas fuss, less everything? I was sold on this concept as the lazy woman's garden. So why am… Read More
2016-07-30 16:44
What happened to the good old days of office printers when you pressed the print button on your computer and the printer printed your document for you? This simple process worked quite well… Read More
2016-07-08 21:26
Sixteen years ago when my family moved to Pittsburgh, we went to the Humane Society to adopt a cat. There were two tuxedo kittens available, one docile, one feisty as hell. We chose the feis… Read More
2016-06-04 16:55
I can be terribly hermetic. I prefer to be alone, talking to my imaginary friends, munching on bread, petting cats, and reading books in bed. I'm not the type of person who needs to be surro… Read More
2016-05-27 18:07
I did not think that after thirty-two years of being a human being, of which at least twenty were spent shopping in grocery stores, I could still have my mind blown perusing one of the aisle… Read More
2016-05-15 12:59
South America has me doing double takes with its bathroom signage. I'm used to clear designations between the spelling or visual aids distinguishing the male from the female sign. And maybe… Read More
2016-05-02 12:41
It's fascinating to rewind back the time and see where life took you in the last year, five years, or ten years, because it usually takes you where you least expect it to go. If a psych… Read More
2016-04-29 21:36
I love lunch. It's my favorite meal of the day. On vacation, you can treat yourself to a bottle of wine without judgement and still have the rest of the day to burn off half of the cow that… Read More
2016-04-28 20:39
We're visiting Chile and Argentina as the Southern Hemisphere transitions from autumn into winter. This Russian bear relishes this chilly climate. Anytime the temperature dips below 65 degre… Read More
2016-04-28 00:40
I like to tell everyone that Michael and I "backpack" when we travel. I like the wide-eyed looks I get, as if I achieved something great by not requiring a suitcase. This backpack signifies… Read More
2016-04-26 12:43
Chile's three main industries, in order of significance, are mining (copper exports are one-third of the government's income), wine-making, and fishing. I have little interest in exploring t… Read More
2016-04-24 03:40
I'm always amused by how easily and frequently my name is butchered. I've been a Kathy, CeeCee, Cassie, Kase, Katie, and Katty. My last name produces even wilder variations. I've been Adamic… Read More
2016-03-10 22:36
I morph into an Asian tourist when I visit a country where I don't speak the native language. I smile and bow incessantly, like an Adderall-popping wind-up toy. At the hint of eye contact an… Read More
2015-10-16 19:54
I need to find a way to work part-time or job-share, but still make the same money, and without a societally-acceptable reason like actually having a baby. I really just want to catch up on… Read More
2015-09-25 20:19
House hunting is stressful. Actually, the stressful part is waiting to hear back if your offer was accepted or rejected. I am not good at waiting. I am especially not good at accepting rejec… Read More
2015-09-04 16:37
I am T minus five hours away from a weekend-long Cheryl Strayed adventure, minus the solitary bit, no running water, or lack of modern toilet facilities. With plenty of food, an inflatable m… Read More
2015-08-15 22:24
I have a bad habit. I like to say yes. Even when I mean no or have no clue what the answer is or what you're asking me. It's like Tourette's for me, this default response of yes. I don't mea… Read More
2015-07-25 23:12
Checkout attendants, I'm sorry I'm that asshole who brings one cloth grocery bag for a six-bag shopping cart purchase. Just like I am convinced I can sausage my way into a smaller size, I am… Read More
2015-07-19 21:16
Go kayaking, they said. It will be fun, they said. For someone who has no athletic bones in her body, kayaking is not a fun activity. I am like the blobfish. I did not make this fish up. Thi… Read More
2015-07-14 21:12
The worst thing a hypochondriac can do on vacation is read a true account of an epidemic while traveling in a part of the world known for epidemics. I love to read and vacation is a gr… Read More
2015-07-14 21:12
I'm a strong believer in placid air travel. Let's everyone sit down, strap ourselves in, and be quiet. This metal canister hurtling through the skies at alarming speeds and dizzying heights… Read More
2015-07-14 21:10
Sometimes I get it into my head that I can be Martha Stewart, Giada De Laurentiis, or Paula Deen, despite repeated evidence that cooking/baking/cutting an onion is in fact, not in my toolbox… Read More
2015-07-12 22:48
Traveling in Asia comes with benefits for a tall white girl. Being 5’10’, I can see over everybody. Getting lost in a crowd is not a concern for me. When I was looking for Michae… Read More
2015-07-12 22:47
Helicopter parents on flights might be a worse encounter than a screaming child. I haven't decided yet since I had both on my flight back home to Pittsburgh last year. The screaming baby in… Read More
2015-07-12 22:47
Michael's first massage in his life was an $8 Thai massage in Bangkok today. He's never experienced any style of massage before due to being ticklish and not liking strangers touching him. B… Read More
2015-07-12 22:47
This is not one of my frothy posts. But history matters and I wanted to describe what I saw today. Today we visited The Choeung Ek Genocidal Center, known by most as one of the sites of… Read More
2015-07-12 22:46
After almost 24 hours of travel, Michael and I made it to Bangkok in one piece. Flying China Southern proved adventurous. Many firsts were had on this journey. The first First was flying on… Read More
2015-07-12 22:46
I believe that I am a smart packer. Michael would argue otherwise. As I packed for our two-week trip to Thailand and Cambodia using a carry-on suitcase and a cross-body purse, I was confiden… Read More
2015-07-12 22:45
Today I rode an elephant. Another item checked off the bucket list. After spending ten hours exploring temples on our first day in Bangkok, today we took a half-day tour 80 miles west of the… Read More
2015-07-12 22:44
After being sick for a week, my immune system took a breather, and then instead of building up immunity to the sickness like most normal immune systems do, it just got sick again. When my no… Read More
2015-07-12 22:43
I believe that your ability to tolerate certain climates is based overwhelmingly on where you were born and raised. This conclusion is backed by empirical evidence. I am a Belorussian Bear w… Read More
2015-07-12 22:43
The one (of many) benefits of having cats is fly patrol. During the summer months in California, I let an inordinate amount of flies into the house. In my pre-cat days, this was a nuisance… Read More
2015-07-12 22:42
Ever since getting back from vacation, I have adjusted into a really old lady-ish sleeping schedule. I'm out by 9:30pm and bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 4:00am. I have never been a morning… Read More
2015-07-12 22:42
I love traveling, experiencing new countries, different cultures, and local foods. I loved my time in Vietnam and the Philippines. I'm sad that vacation time is over. But after an extended v… Read More
2015-07-12 22:41
Dear Leah,Why do you insist on shitting under the couch? But not consistently. No, that would be too predictable. You choose to shit under the couch randomly to keep us guessing. One day you… Read More
2015-07-12 22:40
Dear Cats,Thank you for inviting me to your Cat Olympics but I must regretfully decline. You see, at 3am on a Tuesday, I'll be sleeping. Or desperately trying to. I had no idea the Cat Olymp… Read More
2015-07-12 22:40
After a productive Saturday, my Sunday called for slothfulness. I observe a strict balance in my life. If I run errands, grocery-shop, go to the vet, and cook dinner one day, I must lay in b… Read More
2015-07-12 22:39
After the clean and modern Bangkok, Phnom Penh was a bit jarring. We stepped out of the airport and into a cramped, sidewalk-less mash of dilapidated French colonial and Asian architecture… Read More
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