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Movie Starve
2021-04-25 00:50
I was driving home from work when the text came in. Aww. It was from my love, Lil’ Chuckie. “Cuddle tonight?” it read. Though I was excited to reply, I was also flying… Read More
Dead Romance
2020-10-25 18:41
“Asterisk, wake up. We are going to be late. We have to get ready.” I grabbed a pillow and threw it over my head. Bubble had spent the night and we stayed up much too late dri… Read More
The Breaded Applicant
2020-10-01 19:39
The Prince had been out of the pen about a month, and staying in my apartment for less than a week. The Covid lockdown had just hit. I was temporarily out of work, and spending all my time a… Read More
Depressed Panther
2020-09-13 22:41
Finally after six long months, I was graduating my court ordered drug and alcohol classes. Getting a DUI in California was a big deal. Even a first offense would change your entire life for… Read More
Electric Teddy
2020-09-10 07:00
I’ve been kind of in a funk this past week, I started my period and that always throws me off. But more than that, the collective energy of the world has been weighing on me. No… Read More
Money Panes
2020-09-09 06:51
I waited in line for a good forty minutes outside, before walking through the metal detector. After showing my ID, I was given a form to fill out with an inmate number on it. I already had i… Read More
Confession Spasms
2020-09-09 01:03
It was partially through one of our extremely expensive, hour-long jail calls, that The Prince made a confession to me. “Will you put money on my books tomorrow?” he asked… Read More
Downgraded Fountain
2020-09-04 03:07
It was about a month ago when I hit up the brewery with my pal, Penny. I hadn’t been out of my apartment since this entire Covid shit hit and I was desperate to get some cold brew… Read More
2020-09-03 22:53
The Prince had been out of jail for over a week. Even though I had endured a long six months awaiting his release, I now had to wait three more weeks for his family to fly back home before I… Read More
Dead Ringer
2020-09-03 18:25
In my last story, I told you guys about how The Prince threatened to kill me. But maybe it wasn’t fair to leave it that way, because one time he actually saved my life. We had been… Read More
Chasing Pussy Video
2020-08-26 20:01
Just a little humor to brighten up your day! The book can be found here! This outfit is available at Nikki’s Closet Read More
Thirty Times A Savage
2020-08-16 20:43
Today I want to tell you all about the last time I talked to The Prince. Now I’m not saying that he isn’t still lurking around, he is! But I’m talking about the last actual… Read More
Barbecue Overboard
2020-08-15 22:19
It was the weekend after The Prince and I slept together for the first time. We had been friends for many months but just took our relationship to the next level. I went to work that Satu… Read More
Helpless Solicitor
2020-08-13 22:21
It was sometime, early last winter, that I was lying on my bed with a vape pen in my mouth when I received a call from my Prince. As had been our usual routine, The Prince would collect call… Read More
Respected Penny Whore
2020-08-12 22:31
I spent my teenage years in a little shit town, known as Henderson, Nevada. It was located on the outskirts of the all fabulous Las Vegas! Henderson was anything but fabulous and it&r&hell…Read More
The Clap
2020-08-09 00:47
Now we all know damn well that there is only one true way to get over someone, and that my friends, is by a rebound! Getting over someone like The Prince is not an easy task. After all, h… Read More
Patriotic Shiner
2020-08-08 05:24
Covid – the 4th of July! Wasn’t that a fun day? If you answered yes to that question, then I hate you! I spent my day stuck in my apartment alone. Nowhere to go, no firewo… Read More
Mail Cell
2020-08-07 10:08
“Get the mail please,” I urged my son. “But I’m in the middle of a game!” “It’s your chore! It’s on the list, and if you don’t… Read More
Happy Monday!
2020-08-03 23:46
Just wanted to say hello. Hope you all are having a great week! Don’t forget to pick up a copy of one of my books! And come say hi to me of social media too! ♡♡… Read More
Are You Ready For The Weekend?
2020-07-31 20:07
I’m feeling a bit of a retro vibe today! Do you know what would make your weekend EVEN BETTER!?! Picking up one of my steamy NOVELS of course! Go get your copies today! Read More
2020-07-30 19:41
Your favorite author here, trying to come up with some inspiration! What should I writeabout today?! Tell me! Make it juicy! Don’t forget to pick up one of my books! Read More
I Woke Up Chilly This Morning…
2020-07-29 23:14
So I had to put on a sweater! Do you know what would warm me up? You checking out my books! MY BOOKS Like reading Dark Humor; about Sex, Alcoholism, Drug Addiction & Abuse? Wan… Read More
Beware Of Con Man Abusing Elderly Women
2020-07-24 18:52
This man, William Zepeda met my 87 year old grandmother who was twice widowed in a grief class. My grandmother, being a kind and empathetic woman, was quickly love bombed by William. I… Read More
Space Bubbles
2020-06-22 02:18
So tonight I want to tell you about the first time The Prince and I had sex. We had known each other about six months, and had been hanging out every weekend for the previous few… Read More
Car Bones
2020-04-28 04:39
“Can you help me lift up my bed?” I peeked into my son’s room in need of a little assistance. “Okay, why?” he asked. “I’m trying to pull tha… Read More
2020-04-25 20:08
Now, I know it’s been a while since I’ve been on here admitting to something I’ve done that’s really dumb but I think it’s time I told you a little story. Afte… Read More
Laction Olympics Video
2020-02-15 21:54
Reading the story live https://www.pscp.tv/w/cRhfrzFsWkVweVdyekxKUW58MVJER2xRamdBWG1KTNB3kHIDOnI1H252VLTJtEONnBbirpNbiYUR62u_ZiA-?t=1s Read More
Trickling Ponds
2019-09-08 18:38
I awoke to a persistent buzzing coming from next to my pillow. “Fuck, Vivian! Is that Peter again?” “Sorry, I thought I turned my ringer off, I must have left it on vibrat… Read More
Cerebral Fallsy
2019-09-08 05:57
Earlier this summer I had a visit from my old friend Tangerae’. We walked our kids down to my local beach club for a day of fun in the sun. As we were crossing over an old, wooden brid… Read More
A Wolf In Women’s Clothing
2019-07-04 00:24
My only son comes out as transgender, so I do what any mother would—give her the love and support that she needs. After Franklin transitions to Rosie, we quickly find out that the worl… Read More
Watch The Trailer! AWIWC
2019-06-21 07:58
Buy the book! A Wolf in Women’s Clothing by Wendi Bear https://biteable.com/watch/a-wolf-in-womens-clothing-2302043 Read More
Tranny Sex!
2019-06-18 18:48
(Please realize this  is a joke… Everyone is so sensitive these days.) PAPERBACK NOW AVAILABLE Because I’m obviously not advertising this right for all you pervs out there!… Read More
AWIWC
2019-06-17 14:19
The ebook was released in the Kindle store today!! BUY IT NOW When Asterisk’s young son, Franklin, comes out as transgender, she gains her mother’s full support. However, being R… Read More
WATCH ME ON CBS
2019-06-05 07:53
IF you have Facebook! Watch as Kristine Lazar gets the squatter to leave my home! https://www.facebook.com/CBSLA/videos/995569183981014/ Read More
2019-05-20 01:32
“This is the story of a little girl named Rosie coming out as transgender and the battles she endures. When her mother brings home ‘Vivian’, an adult transgender woman, Ros… Read More
2019-05-14 22:05
Sign the petition! Back in March of 2019, I had a “friend” call me up hysterical. She told me she would be homeless and was going to a homeless shelter, her 17-year-old, cancer r… Read More
2019-03-22 03:12
…And Rosie’s Ranch Dressing!! It all started two summers ago on a muggy mid-June evening. “Put on your nice button-down shirt, Franklin,” I instructed my nine-year-o… Read More
Girl Rilla’s Revenge
2018-04-04 04:05
“THUD!” I heard a door slam and felt the window in my tiny motel room shake. I peeked out through an ancient pair of ripped curtains to see a man pacing around an old beat up SUV… Read More
Dreaded Hand Puppet
2018-03-23 02:42
I looked at the clock on my car radio. 8:47 pm. Grrr! I had been sitting parked near a curb for over an hour waiting to meet my acne scarred boyfriend Guardian who thought he was a rock star… Read More
Boot Scootin’ Screamer
2018-03-19 19:32
TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the airport by now?” “What?” I asked, releasing a small c… Read More
Sorry Charlie
2018-03-16 15:42
I pulled into my local hardware store this morning to grab a few last minute things needed for work. I parked my car, unhooked the seatbelt and hopped out. I walked to the front of the build… Read More
Double Standard Sleeper
2017-09-30 05:00
Today I’m going to tell you guys about the last time I saw my friend Gonzo. It was more than a few years back. I had recently finalized my divorce from Dumb Beans and was in the best… Read More
Free Willy And The Hillbillies
2017-04-02 02:15
I awoke to the sound of the TV blaring and my bed shaking. Hesitantly, I opened my eyes to see my son, PJ, bouncing up and down on the bed with his butt. He was playing some sort of tug-o-wa… Read More
Fluffy Donut
2016-09-08 05:16
Part 1 The sun had just gone down as I sat on my sofa sipping a glass of wine and zoning out on some documentary about outer space. Once again Sam wasn’t home when he promised he… Read More
Lucky Raptor
2016-09-02 03:14
Tonight I’m gonna tell you about the first time Sam and I had sex. We had been hanging out for about a month and that particular night I was to tend bar at an event… Read More
Cow Balls
2016-09-01 04:53
I awoke a bit dehydrated from the wine I had consumed the night before. My neck was stiff as I squinted to the left to see the clock. After one failed attempt I gave up and reached for my g… Read More
Help Save Dragon’s Leg
2016-05-27 19:23
DONATE HERE Dragon was recently rescued from a high kill shelter with a broken bone puncturing through his skin. For two weeks the shelter left him caged that way, in pain and crying alone… Read More
Surrounded By Insects: Introduction
2016-05-05 01:05
Surrounded by Insects A Journey Through an Awakening of Past Abuse. An Autobiography By Wendi Bear      “I am going to kill someone over that damn door! It will be… Read More
Mermaid & Shark Blankets
2016-03-08 22:06
Get your own, one of a kind Mermaid and shark Blankets!  Crocheted with ultra plush Bernat yarn. Hand beaded and sequined. *Machine washable *$60 – $120 *Sizes range, infant, s… Read More
2016-03-08 22:06
Get your own, one of a kind Mermaid and shark Blankets!  Crocheted with ultra plush Bernat yarn. Hand beaded and sequined. *Machine washable *$60 – $120 *Sizes range, infant, s… Read More
2015-12-08 23:01
The way I see it, the world really is black and white. There are two types of people on this planet. Those that feel empathy and those that don’t. Call it by a name; narcissist… Read More
2015-11-11 19:19
Read any of my books? Cool! Please leave me a review on any of the sales sites! Amazon Barnes & Noble Goodreads Kobo Haven’t read them but read the blog? A lot of the blog stor… Read More
2015-11-02 21:50
There is no coparenting with a narcisstic ex, there is only chaos. After a year long court battle I lost full physical custody of my little girl to her narcisstic father. Even though I had a… Read More
2015-10-13 18:19
After only having had a few hours of sleep I realized there was no way Slappie was going to let me rest in peace. She was fuming over me not playing along and giving her the attention she fe… Read More
2015-10-10 20:16
It had been another long week living at good ole Slappie’s. With Veronica gone, Slappie had been stuck to me like gum on a shoe. It was annoying to say the least. So when I came home… Read More
2015-10-05 18:42
I had just finished my final work shift for the week, followed by a run, when I made the long drive back home. It was still daylight when I pulled into the underground parking garage. Like a… Read More
2015-09-22 17:21
It had been two weeks since Sam had kicked me out and almost that long since I had seen my son.  I left work that evening and made a pit stop to the old house to pick up a few belongi… Read More
2015-09-21 17:40
Never in my life have I ever been so ashamed of the human race as a whole.  Never have I been so disgusted by the way family members could treat one another.  I have never met any… Read More

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