2017-10-16 16:12
Dear Son,
Today you turn 18. They haven’t invented a word yet that even begins to describe the rush of emotions coming at me right now. Pride, confusion, joy, nostalgia, excitement… Read More
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2016-12-15 23:13
A few weeks ago, I was having a crappy day and my friend, Vanessa, shared a short video clip with me. I can always count on her to make me laugh with any number of crazy viral videos circlin… Read More
2016-10-16 16:02
The year was 1999.
Lance Armstrong won his first Tour de France title.
The euro was established as the standardized currency unit across the nations of Europe. (Nearly two decades later, Gre… Read More
2016-06-07 12:00
I received an email recently from the good people at Grace Hill Media. They asked my friend Mel and me to cover the much-anticipated release of The Conjuring 2, opening in theaters on June 1… Read More
2016-05-17 14:34
In honor of my darling daughter’s 14th birthday, I wanted to give her gift from my heart. But, because anyone with a wallet can purchase worthless tchotchkes or paltry trinkets fr… Read More
2016-04-12 00:56
10 Reasons Your Kids Will Be Bored This Summer
“The supermarket/bank/post office line is sooo long.”
“There’s nothing to do at Dad’s office.”
“Mom w… Read More
2016-03-26 16:00
Last night, I made a huge mistake.
My 13-year-old daughter and I are at the end of a three-month trial subscription to Netflix. It’s been great. We’ve enjoyed more than a dozen m… Read More
2016-01-11 23:34
The year was late 1970-something. I was visiting with some of my older cousins. I had lots of them. Which meant I was always being treated to all kinds of hand-me-downs. Usually it was just… Read More
2015-12-04 17:01
The following post was written to promote the upcoming release of Daddy’s Home in theaters nationwide on Christmas Day 2015.
Sometimes the child has to take on the role of the mature… Read More
2015-11-17 06:17
I’ve gone back and forth on my whole “Dad’s 75th birthday post” idea. Should I write something ABOUT my father? Or something TO him? The first way wou… Read More
2015-10-26 18:54
RANDOM MUSINGS FROM MY SLEEPY BRAIN:
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“I shouldn’t have eaten that third cookie.”
“Don’t forget to write a check to the drama teacher.”
&nbs&hell…Read More
2015-10-16 00:24
Dear Dean,
You are sixteen today. SIXTEEN! How on Earth is that possible?!!? I remember being sixteen. I loved being sixteen. And I’m pretty sure I was just sixteen about twenty m… Read More
2015-09-25 13:34
Watching Scooby-Doo and the gang with your kids. What could be more nostalgic than that? Wait! I’ve got it. What about watching Scooby-Doo and the gang in stop motion video?!!? (H… Read More
2015-08-29 13:51
What was happening in the world ten years ago? The blood-sucking bestseller Twilight was introduced to teenagers (and, let’s be honest, moms) everywhere, Tom Cruise famously danced on… Read More
2015-07-17 03:21
The big release of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is July 22, 2015. That’s tomorrow! It’s the third installment in what will now be one of the most epic …. groundbreaking &helli&hell…Read More
2015-07-04 16:52
Tell the truth. It just wouldn’t be summer without a blog post from me about doing a play with my daughter. Right? (tapping you insistently on the shoulder … because my inabilit… Read More
2015-06-24 22:10
First, there was my letter to the Bic Corporation.
Then, they replied.
Then, *I* replied to their reply.
Then, there was a little dull-but-necessary correspondence. (What? It can&rsquo&hell…Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I would be remiss if I didn’t take a minute today to say goodbye to a friend. An entity really. If you’ve been reading ODNT for a while, you might remember the Trifecta writing c… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
It’s time for Ketchup With Us. Held on the 1st & 15th of every month, the link-up gives you two ways to play. You can either (A) set a timer for 10 minutes and write about whatever… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
First of all, in the event that, for some crazy reason, you aren’t familiar with the fabulous Mr. Gaffigan and his work, please allow me to introduce you. I’ll wait while you cat… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Floods. (shiver) Here in New Orleans, we’re a little shell-shocked about them because we’re located about a dozen feet below sea level. In my lifetime, I’ve seen it happen… Read More
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