2018-01-05 21:49
I haven't posted on The Writing Womb in a loooong assed time. Mostly because this was supposed to be a cartoon blog and it's a lot of fucking work to make cartoons...I don't want to invest… Read More
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This hilarious blog with original cartoon art is about an unconventional, occupational connoisseur and all of her crazy escapades in cosmetic surgery, gambling,yoga and life.
2010-10-28 17:23
Poop, double decker, camel-toe-jam, kerfluffenheimer, fromunder cheese, schmegma, dollop, hand-me-downs, apple sauce, penis...I tried really hard to come up with something interesting to wri… Read More
2010-10-22 17:22
Hey bloggy friends! I am sorry for being such a slacker in my postings here at The Writing Womb but cut me some cheese errr...I mean slack. The weather is amazing here in Thailand and consid… Read More
2010-10-18 16:54
I was at work today, in my little registration hut just outside the yoga hall, feeling anything but Zen because of a certain flying insect that felt the need to swarm my head all morning. I… Read More
2010-10-04 11:44
My new bloggy friend Marcy over at Giddy fingers commented on my last post about laser hair removal saying "If I were to do it I would get my entire body lasered (apart… Read More
2010-10-03 09:42
I have always wanted to try Laser Hair Removal, but whenever I think about doing it, all these unsubstantiated fears come up and consume me. Like how do we know it’s safe? What if volu… Read More
2010-09-27 11:40
You know when you first meet someone and they tell you that their last name is Kock and then you subtly point out the obvious ice breaker that could have the both of you rolling on the floor… Read More
2010-09-23 13:45
You ever have one of those days where you wake up and it feels as if aliens abducted you and probed you anally in your sleep and then force fed you the hottest Chilli Peppers all night … Read More
2010-09-20 11:28
Arrrghh! Is that a parrot in yer pocket or are ya just happy to see me?
Nah, it's just International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Yar, I know it was yesterday but seeing as I weren't informed ab… Read More
2010-09-16 14:57
Hello deodorant, It’s me Trish…I thought you needed to know that you really don’t do a very good job at keeping me dry or smelling good. WTF is up with that? I paid good m… Read More
2010-09-13 05:12
Dear totally awesome readers and dare I say, Fans? Not the kind of fans that keep you cool on a hot summer's day but the kind that adore the words and cartoons I write...there aren't many of… Read More
2010-09-04 08:26
Dude...Plato said that the uterus was "an animal within an animal," and said that if deprived of sexual activity, it would go somewhere else in search of satisfaction.So if you see a womb on… Read More
2010-08-22 09:16
Men always blame women’s bitchyness on ‘The Periods’
No man should ever blame anything on 'The Periods' because, as we all know, that only makes us go on 'the periods' eve… Read More
2010-08-16 05:45
First, I would like to give a big shout out to Pam and Sandy at Wisdom Of Words, also know as 'WOW'. Sandy and Pam have graciously added me as a Blogger Of Note 'BON' and are send… Read More
2010-08-12 17:10
Today is my birthday and the universe made sure that I took notice by rubbing my nose in the fact that I am getting older, every which way I turned.Click on any picture to enlarge.That's not… Read More
2010-07-25 18:06
To look to the very depths of me and ask myself 'what do I want?' is a little difficult for me to do. I know all about what I don't like and don't want but what I want in a relationship? I h… Read More
2010-07-09 03:55
*My computer crashed last night so I wasn't able to post this blog in its entirety...here is the full blog with added pics for your viewing pleasure ;o)*
Dude! I have totally neglected… Read More
2010-06-27 04:40
Dude, whenever I see pictures of that Ass Clown, Rob Pattinson (you know that whiny, Vampire Douche they call Edward, from that brutal fucking vampire movie that everyone has been… Read More
2010-06-11 08:24
If the devil were a woman, it would be her.
An undercover gypsy ready to curse with that cold, hard stare.
Medusa in disguise, black soulless eyes,
Fills me with anger and dread.
Eyes that… Read More
2010-06-09 06:53
Trying to write a blog post this week, is like trying to take a crap if you are constipated. There’s a lot of pushing, grunting, and effort only to have nothing to show for it in the e… Read More
2010-06-04 18:00
Remember how a while back, on my post The Naked Writer 101, I said if you want to know anything else just ask? Well, I got a few questions from REAL LIVE people this time, not just the voice… Read More
2010-06-03 18:37
Today, inspiration hit me in the face like a sack of…well, I have never had a sack of potatoes hit me in the face so I can’t really use that expression now can I? But, I h… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
When I was 14, I was crowned Queen of the Quiffs! In light of the Steve Harvey / Miss Universe Pageant fiasco last night, I hope this true and mortifying story helps… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Today is the first day of my life...or maybe it's the first day towards my demise, who's to say? I am embarking on a new career, in a new city and I have no idea what the fuck I was thinkin… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So even though I haven't blogged in about 5 months, some awesome person has given me an incentive to write again as I was emailed that I am now the proud owner of some fucking award that me… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Today I went into a rage spiral! While I was reading the paper, I saw a link to a website and tried to click on it...it took me a while to figure out why the page wouldn't load… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Hey Everyone, Day 19 of a 60 day fast is going well...20.5 Lbs lost, 10 inches gone off of my waist and lots of energy!I have been struggling with crazy food cravings over the… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Hey guys, Day 11 of 60 on the juice fast and as suspected, weight loss has come to a screeching halt...only 1/2 lb lost in the last 4 days. I am not bummed though because I feel great and am… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Day 8 of my 60 day juice fast was pretty uneventful...mostly I slept a lot and thought about all the things I should be doing but chose not to do :o) I weighed in today at 174 still 13.5 lbs… Read More
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