2010-05-06 17:24
-A majestic stallion, stampeding purposefully along a picturesque beach, covered in blue flames.-An American flag planted square in the center of a Martian skull.-A naked lady giving a high… Read More
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2010-03-14 18:19
O, Pony, My Pony,You’re such a grand bird.A face as long as a summer’s grinAnd those four long things sticking out of your torso.I could search far and wide for a creature,A crea… Read More
2010-02-05 17:23
JAMES BOND IN: JAMES BOND, SUPER-007 SPYA screenplay by Atomic-Smash HansenCopyright: 2009 Atomic-Smash Hansen Starship EnterprisesJames Bond Copyright: James Bond, 1960s.PROLOGUE: Ninja-typ… Read More
2010-01-29 14:57
(Kendra exits as Mary and Gary cross to center.)GARYHello again, it’s Gary and Mary, the Safetyness Twins! Yay! Don’t be scared, we’re only here to talk about man’s r… Read More
2010-01-29 14:56
(Amos and Kendra rush to stage right where Butch is just finishing up his Big Presentation. Amy and Chad are seated. Kendra takes one of the two empty seats, Amos stands behind her. Butch is… Read More
2010-01-29 14:54
GARYBoy, that was fun and exciting! MARYAnd educational. What a package deal!… Read More
2010-01-25 15:03
(Mary and Gary enter and cross to center stage.) MARYWhy, hello there! It’s time once again for Mary and Gary, the Safetyness… Read More
2010-01-22 15:01
(Mary and Gary exit stage-right where Amos and Butch are being lectured by Chad while Amy looks on. Chad has a briefcase from which he removes the props.)… Read More
2010-01-18 14:48
(Chad enters followed by Amos and Butch, they cross stage-right.) CHADAll right everybody, sit down, shut up! I’ve been sent… Read More
2010-01-18 14:46
(Amos exits as Kendra enters. She is holding a glass of wine, which she smells, swirls and takes a drink.)KENDRAMmm, earthy! You know, your co-workers are like a really good bottle of wine… Read More
2010-01-13 15:16
(Kendra exits, Mary and Gary cross to center.) MARYThanks, Kendra. Hiya! We’re Mary and Gary, the Safetyness Twins!… Read More
2010-01-11 15:37
KENDRAIsn’t remembering fun? Now, let’s talk about something not nearly as fun. Discrimination! Not an attractive word, is it? You may say that, but you’d then be caught in… Read More
2010-01-08 14:56
(Kendra enters in business attire. She addresses the audience.) KENDRAHello, and welcome to your first day at Incorpoco. My name is… Read More
2010-01-06 19:39
Once again, I am pleased as Punch Out! to announce the serial posting of a little stage play, this one entitled Cubicle. It takes place in the workplace, and though there are no actual cubic… Read More
2009-12-21 17:38
CHRISTMAS: THE POEM By Mark J. Hansen‘Twas the poem for Christmas and all through the stanzasWere the megawatt charms of six billion Tony Danzas.There were ch… Read More
2009-11-30 18:39
Horse shoes & hand grenadesWater & hangoversBirds & tree branchesLed Zeppelin & Lord of the RingsJerry Lewis & Muscular DystrophyCereal & the rest of a balanced break… Read More
2009-10-27 11:38
First, the site will be relatively quiet for some time, as I will be participating in National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo to those in the know) so your homework is to read and re-read th… Read More
2009-10-23 11:27
(Shecky Pterosaur sits at a desk, composing a letter to his brother pterodactyls.) Dear Stink-odactyls: Just kidding. Anyway, I’m writing this letter to inform yo… Read More
2009-10-23 11:26
(Anchorwoman once again is seated at her desk.) Good evening, I’m Sonya Pseudonym, but not really. Now the 6:17 News Special Report. Have you noticed a calm… Read More
2009-10-19 11:26
(The leader of the Outsiders stands on a box and wears a Members Only jacket. He addresses his ruffian brethren.) All right, all right, quiet down. Listen up, you… Read More
2009-10-16 11:32
(The general is seated, and is a genius. She has a stack of note cards she constantly refers to.) I am a genius. You know how I know? Because I can intuit myself like no one&hel&helli…Read More
2009-10-14 11:37
(Morosey, the saddest pop star in Britain, makes his way to the stage as despondently as humanly possible.) I acknowledge and respect your lack of applause. No… Read More
2009-10-12 11:28
(Anchorwoman, standing near her desk; this was a surprise for everyone.) We interrupt your less-important programming for this breaking news breakage. The city i… Read More
2009-10-09 13:48
(Zach enters, like a preacher would. Very pompous and circumstantial.)Brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, grandpas and grandmas, boy babies and girl babies! Let us pray. Let us pray for… Read More
2009-10-07 11:24
(Rachel enters, surveys the audience with a hint of smugness and dash of paprika.) I don’t have to tell you why you’re all here…… Read More
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