2009-03-29 01:52
HAGGARD AND INCHMEAL ARE SENT AWAYOne day Sarah came to Abraham and said, “Honey, I think it would be better if you sent Haggard and Inchmeal away. I’ve watched Inchmeal playing… Read More
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2009-03-22 23:40
For all three of you out there who read my blog, I just created a webpage(only one page) where you will find info about my books and You Tube videos.The address is:http://www.theirreverentdo… Read More
2009-03-22 23:34
THE ORIGIN OF THE MOPYITES AND THE AMMONIANITESAlot had come to rest in the small town in which the deli was located, and though he loved the knishes and pastrami sandwiches, and enjoyed the… Read More
2009-03-17 14:42
ABRAHAM PLEADS FOR SODOMYGod came to Abraham and said, “I have heard the people of Sodomy and Gonorrhea are wicked, evil, icky people.”“What do you mean, Lord? What have yo… Read More
2009-03-13 14:22
HAGGARD AND INCHMEALSoreEye had had no luck getting pregnant. She had an Egyptian slave girl named Haggard, and so she went to her husband, and made a proposal.“Abram, I feel like such… Read More
2009-03-10 04:36
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: EVERYBODY NEEDS A GOOD BM It will comes as no surprise to analytical psychologists that behavior modification, or BM as it is affectionately referred to in… Read More
2009-03-08 15:34
ABRAM AND ALOT SEPARATEAbram did a bunch of moving around, and finally settled near Bethel. At that time the Parasites were living there. This was an Italian family that ran a chain of pizze… Read More
2009-03-05 22:40
NOWAY AND HIS SONS AND THEIR SONSThis section of the Bah Bull is drier than dust and BORING, with names of peoples derived from the sons of NoWay, and where they wound up living, so I will s… Read More
2009-03-02 21:00
GOD’S COVENANT WITH NOWAYGod told NoWay to go out and multiply, which NoWay did gladly as he was a whiz at math. God told NoWay that he was making him the master over all other forms o… Read More
2009-02-27 16:24
If there is anyone out there actually reading this nonsense, I would love to hear from you and find out what you think of it. You can email me at [email protected]. Thank you Read More
2009-02-27 16:21
THE FLOODAnd God told NoWay, “Take into the boat with you seven pair of clean animals, but only one pair of unclean animals.”“Clean and unclean animals?” came NoWay&r&hell…Read More
2009-02-24 03:56
THE DESCENDANTS OF CAIN AND ADMANEveryone started reproducing like rabbits at this point, and pretty soon the population was exploding exponentially, with more strange names floating around… Read More
2009-02-19 02:37
CAIN AND ABELAfter much shtupping in an attempt to produce an offspring, Adman and Even wanted to do anything but have sex. What had started out as a pleasurable activity had descended throu… Read More
2009-02-16 22:37
GOD PRONOUNCES JUDGMENTGod was pissed at Adman and Even, and when he found out about the snake, he added him to his shit list.God said to the snake, “You thought you were a cunning ras… Read More
2009-02-14 20:07
THE TALKING SNAKEOne day Even was catching some rays in the garden, when a snake caught sight of her, and noticing that she had quite the body, slithered up to her, hoping to put some moves… Read More
2009-02-12 19:06
THE GARDEN OF EATINWhen the Lord God woke from his nap, he realized that he had left his new creation crumpled up in the corner. This was unlike God as he kept an immaculate place, and this… Read More
2009-02-06 23:35
THE ONETHE ONLYTHE WHOLLY UNHOLY ADULT VERSIONPOLITICALLY INCORRECTTHE BAH BULLTOTALLY UNEXPURGATEDDIRECT FROM THE MOUTH OF GOD TO THE EAR OF JIMTHE KING JIM VERSIONCOMING SOON TO A MOVIE TH… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
THE CHILDREN BORN TO JACKUPThe Lord saw that Leah was treated poorly by Jackup because he didn’t love her, so being the swell God that he was, made Leah pregnant, while not allowing Ra… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
HESAW BEGS FOR ISICK’S BLESSINGNo sooner had Isick given Jackup the blessing intended for Hesaw than Hesaw returned from his hunt and entered his father’s tent.“Pops, I cau… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
HESAW SELLS HIS RIGHTS AS THE FIRST-BORN SONThe boys grew up, and Hesaw became a hunter and daddy’s favorite, while Jackup preferred playing with dolls and makeup and was a momma&rsquo&hell…Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
SARAH DIES AND ABRAHAM BUYS A BURIAL GROUNDGiving birth in her eighties took its toll on Sarah, not to mention not getting a good night’s sleep for a couple of years. She finally succu… Read More
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