2024-03-06 21:47
If I read one more headline about Nikki Haley exiting the Republican presidential race without endorsing Donald Trump I am going to barf. We all know how this is going to end. Like the good… Read More
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2023-07-05 20:53
There are many things in the universe I don’t understand, and for me, Mike Pence’s presidential hopes are right up there with quantum physics and the mysteries of the Bermuda Tri… Read More
2023-07-05 20:53
There are many things in the universe I don’t understand, and for me, Mike Pence’s presidential hopes are right up there with quantum physics and the mysteries of the Bermuda Tri… Read More
2023-05-05 19:23
reprint from moronmajority.com
In a shocking turn of events, Senator Chuck Grassley is calling for the retirement of his colleague, Senator Dianne Feinstein. The two senators, both aged 8… Read More
2023-04-27 19:32
Let’s face it, Joe Biden has an age issue. He already has the distinction of being the oldest person ever elected president at age 77. If he were to win reelection, he would be 8… Read More
2023-04-27 19:32
Let’s face it, Joe Biden has an age issue. He already has the distinction of being the oldest person ever elected president at age 77. If he were to win reelection, he would be 8… Read More
2023-04-24 18:35
Reprint from moronmajority.com
After years of being a prominent figure in the conservative media world, Tucker Carlson has made the shocking announcement that he will be leaving Fox News… Read More
2023-04-21 14:17
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Ask any trial lawyer about the most misunderstood aspect of civil litigation and the answer is usually this… while a client may win a monetary a… Read More
2022-12-12 19:52
Bobby, Bobby, oh Bobby.
You hit the nail on the head back in 2012 when you correctly diagnosed what was ailing your beloved GOP after some surprising election losses. But did anyone liste… Read More
2022-11-27 20:36
Reprint from moronmajority.com
With two eminently qualified candidates, it is easy to see why, with just a few days before Georgia’s runoff election, the U.S. Senate race between He… Read More
2022-11-15 16:07
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Photo | independent.co.uk Read More
2022-11-09 21:39
Have Republicans finally come to the realize the emperor has no clothes?
Sure looks that way after last night’s poor showing by Trump-backed candidates!
“If you want the Re… Read More
2022-07-13 23:33
The highest court in the land has lost the right to be called “Supreme.” It has earned a new name, which, if Democrats are smart, they’ll start using ASAP when referring to… Read More
2022-06-24 19:16
2022-02-09 05:11
Forget about “Build Back Better.” Leave that and all other policy proposals for another day.
If Democrats want to be successful in the upcoming midterm elections (hold the Hou… Read More
2021-12-28 21:13
What’s going on with Donald Trump?
The man who not that long ago said he was unlikely to get his COVID-19 booster admitted, during an event in Dallas last week, that he indeed got h… Read More
2021-11-06 16:47
The late, great George Carlin had a brilliant routine about religion and prayer. He told us that instead of looking to God to get his wishes fulfilled, he prayed to Joe Pesci:
He looks li… Read More
2021-10-13 22:45
It is no exaggeration, our democracy is hanging by a thread, being tested like never before. Four years of the most corrupt, and incompetent, president in our nation’s history …… Read More
2021-09-25 18:31
Reprint from moronmajority.com
In an effort to stem the confusion surrounding the release of its Arizona audit report, Cyber Ninjas has hired former Trump Attorney General, William Barr… Read More
2021-09-05 16:12
Did you think this would turn out any other way?
“As a general proposition I understand the importance of the precedent set forth in Roe v. Wade.” – Brett Kavanaugh at h… Read More
2021-08-25 21:31
Is there anything more enjoyable to Republicans than to “own the libs”? Oh, how they love to mock, infuriate or just get under the skin of those snooty liberals with their awesom… Read More
2021-08-02 23:00
Taking a page from a character in National Lampoon’s Animal House, Florida governor Ron DeSantis is attempting convince the good people of his state that the recent spike in Covid… Read More
2021-07-26 18:59
After making a splash across social media, we at The Daily Nooze decided to interview the woman who so proudly displays her love for Donald Trump across the back of her Jag.
While she agr… Read More
2021-07-21 15:54
He couldn’t take any more nonsense coming from the eye doctor at yesterday’s congressional hearing on the coronavirus pandemic.
The man who has advised seven Presidents… Read More
2021-07-14 20:04
Funny, but there are still some pundits talking about the civil war within the Republican Party.
We read stories of how Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger (along with a few other so-called Rep… Read More
2021-06-27 19:02
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Now that his New York law license has been suspended, and facing likely disbarment, Rudy Giuliani can rest easy at night … the “My Pillow Guy… Read More
2021-06-18 18:35
Reprint from moronmajority.com
After accusing Joe Biden of suffering from “mental impairment,” Donald Trump’s former personal doctor and current Texas congressman, Rep… Read More
2021-05-22 18:04
Politics can be a dirty business. For many officials, the number one priority once elected is to be re-elected, not policy or doing what’s best for the people who voted them in. … Read More
2021-05-12 22:46
Reprint from moronmajority.com
During colonial times, when the United States were colonies of Great Britain, officials swore allegiance to the king. Following the Revolution, the founders… Read More
2021-05-07 19:29
Just when you think he can’t possibly get out of this one … he does! He’s the world’s greatest escape artist, “The Great Trumpini!” You can wrap him in c… Read More
2021-04-25 20:19
Next Wednesday, April 28, Joe Biden will give, for all intents and purposes, his first State of the Union address. It is not officially called that since a president’s first address to… Read More
2021-04-11 20:27
Taking a page from his idol’s playbook on crisis management, Matt Gaetz has threatened to sue any journalist who has the audacity to report on his sex scandal.
The Florida represent… Read More
2021-04-02 23:11
At both the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) and a wedding party at Mar-A-Lago, Trump asked, “Do you miss me yet?”
That Trump thinks so highly of himself is no… Read More
2021-03-25 21:28
A few weeks ago, John Kavanagh, a Republican legislator who chairs Arizona’s Government and Elections Committee, made waves when he said voting really shouldn’t be for everyone… Read More
2021-03-12 21:54
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Since leaving his position, in January, as White House senior advisor, Jared Kushner seems to be missing in action.
During Donald Trump’s appearanc… Read More
2021-03-03 18:14
Nearly two months since Joe Biden’s inauguration, some Republican members of Congress still have trouble saying his November election was valid and that he won fair and square.
And… Read More
2021-02-23 18:58
Reprint from moronmajority.com
The United States Supreme Court issued a devasting decision yesterday when it refused to block the release of Trump’s tax returns to the Manhattan Dis… Read More
2021-02-22 04:54
According to a source, Donald Trump will be “talking about the future of the Republican Party and the conservative movement” at this week’s CPAC conference in Orlando, Flor… Read More
2021-02-15 20:40
In true Trumpian fashion, Trump’s defense lawyers are taking credit for something they had no hand in … the Senate’s acquittal of their client on impeachment charges.
… Read More
2021-02-14 18:38
I can’t stand the guy. Yet, I’m in awe of his genius … his evil genius. Machiavelli has nothing on old Mitch McConnell.
There he was yesterday accusing Donald Trump of… Read More
2021-02-08 23:38
Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial in the Senate starts tomorrow. The prevailing sentiment is that the Republican senators will vote to acquit Trump because of what the vindictive… Read More
2021-01-31 18:02
Reprint from moronmajority.com
With little more than one week before the start of his impeachment trial in the Senate, Donald Trump’s entire legal team has quit.
But, with the ki… Read More
2021-01-24 02:45
I have to admit, it was a challenge writing satirical pieces about Trump and his administration over the last four years. What started out as an attempt at light-hearted humor often ended up… Read More
2021-01-19 22:31
When Vladimir Putin invested a small fortune to try and get Donald Trump elected in 2016, he knew he might be flushing his rubles down the crapper.
But with Russia’s help, Trump sho… Read More
2021-01-14 00:47
During today’s impeachment hearing, many House Republicans called for national unity. A good number of those Republicans are the same ones who fanned Trump’s false claim that the… Read More
2021-01-08 18:21
We all know a good chunk of Trump supporters aren’t very bright. One might say they’re not the sharpest tools in the shed.
During Wednesday’s storming of the U.S. Capito… Read More
2021-01-03 18:50
As far back as I can remember, Republicans have been the party of “law and order.” At least that is how they billed themselves starting back in the days of Nixon.
A popu… Read More
2020-12-29 19:23
A New Year's Poem And Prayer
2O2O, the year we came to see
How divided a nation we’ve come to be
Is this the end of a once great nation
Or was the year an aberration?
2O2O, t… Read More
2020-12-23 18:43
Reprint from moronmajority.com
With less than one month remaining in office, Donald Trump’s White House has established a “pardon hotline” to expedite the granting of pr… Read More
2020-12-16 19:14
Poem courtesy of guest contributor, Paul Lewis
The Trump After Christmas
‘Twas the night after Christmas and in the White HouseOne creature was stirring, an orange-faced lou… Read More
2020-12-15 20:43
While some said it would never happen, the President today congratulated Joe Biden on his election victory, six weeks after the vote and a day after the Electoral College officially affirmed… Read More
2020-12-13 22:43
Reprint from moronmajority.com
After having been rejected by nearly every court in the land, including what he thought was his “sure thing,” the Supreme Court, , Donald Trump… Read More
2020-12-11 18:24
Article courtesy of guest contributor, Alden Loveshade
By vote totals alone, Donald Trump is considered the most supported conservative Republican president in American history. But he st… Read More
2020-12-10 21:33
That esteemed conservative radio host and recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Rush Limbaugh, suggested yesterday that the United States may be heading towards splitsville.
Spe… Read More
2020-12-02 20:26
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Now that Trump’s pardon power has kicked into high gear, many criminals are lining up to secure a get-out-of-jail-free card from the lame-duck preside… Read More
2020-12-01 20:47
No. I am not talking about the final election outcome. Joe Biden won and will be our next president on January 20, 2021.
I’m talking about the nearly 74 million votes supposedl… Read More
2020-11-22 23:53
If you’re like me, you’ve had it with Democrats allowing Republicans to walk all over them. You’ve had enough of them always wanting to play nice-nice. You’ve had it… Read More
2020-11-19 19:54
Reprint from moronmajority.com
White House sources have revealed Trump is prepared to give his concession speech … soon.
Below is the leaked copy:
Four years ago, we wo… Read More
2020-11-15 20:55
While Donald Trump has been an unmitigated disaster for the country, he has been comedy gold for late night TV hosts. Call Trump the grift that keeps on giving.
As a result of his electio… Read More
2020-11-14 21:37
In a scene that no doubt is being replicated across the country, hordes of Trump supporters have gathered today in the nation’s capital to protest “voter fraud “and Biden&r&hell…Read More
2020-11-10 20:21
Donald Trump hates losers. Unfortunately, thanks to the record number of voters (76 million and counting) that rejected his reelection bid, Trump has joined a select group of presidential lo… Read More
2020-11-09 17:00
On January 20, 2021, Donald Trump will become a private citizen. Gone will be the presidential “cloak of immunity” he has enjoyed over the past four years.
Trump is facing a n… Read More
2020-11-07 19:13
The unimaginable does not have to be imagined. Donald Trump will not be returning to the White House for four more years of corruption, ineptitude and chaos. Decency and honor will be restor… Read More
2020-11-01 17:51
There is a bottle of champagne in the back of my fridge waiting to be consumed Tuesday night.
I will either drink it to celebrate what I hope will be a Biden/Harris victory (or at l… Read More
2020-10-27 17:05
Against the odds, Donald Trump won the presidency in 2016.
Many likened Trump’s improbable win to that of drawing an inside straight in poker. Yes, Lady Luck was on Trump’s si… Read More
2020-10-16 19:05
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Conventional political wisdom has it that the frontrunner in an election wants fewer debates, while the underdog always wants more. So, this summer, when th… Read More
2020-10-12 16:46
After carrying the ball for Donald Trump at the 2020 Republican National Convention, Herschel Walker seems to have fumbled.
The 58-year-old former football star recently shared a video cl… Read More
2020-10-04 17:00
Now that Donald Trump has been infected with the coronavirus, and is spending his days at Walter Reed Medical Center, the president is asking Americans to do their part in saving lives by we… Read More
2020-10-01 20:07
If you’re a Trump believer, your man won the first presidential debate against Vice President Joe Biden, hands down.
“I really enjoyed last night’s debate with Sleepy Jo… Read More
2020-09-30 17:50
Reprint from moronmajority.com*
For his heroic performance moderating last night’s first presidential debate, Fox News has awarded its star reporter, Chris Wallace, combat… Read More
2020-09-27 00:04
Reprint from moronmajority.com*
Now that Donald Trump has chosen Amy Coney Barrett to be his nominee to fill Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Supreme Court seat, a number of Ted Cruz enthusias… Read More
2020-09-21 19:08
Reprint from moronmajority.com*
It is being reported that Joe Biden, if he were to win the presidency, will hire the cleanup firm, ServPro, to cleanse a White House that has been thorough… Read More
2020-09-14 21:53
Reprint from moronmajority.com*
With the presidential election less than two months away, battle lines have been drawn. Sides have been chosen. Americans know who they will be voting for… Read More
2020-09-06 20:33
Reprint from moronmajority.com*
Several boats sank yesterday during a boat parade in support of Donald Trump on Lake Travis in Texas. Apparently, the sinking occurred due to choppy water… Read More
2020-09-05 20:19
If you Google “Teflon Don,” you’ll get many photos of John Gotti, the notorious New York Mafia boss who earned the name by beating criminal charges for years … until… Read More
2020-08-28 18:27
Not very likely.
Sides have been drawn. Minds have been made up. Yes, there are still a number of undecided voters out there but an equal number will be repulsed by what they saw during t… Read More
2020-08-25 16:51
What is it with today’s Republicans?
Apparently, Trump isn’t the only one able to contradict himself in the same sentence. Consistency of thought just isn’t a feature of… Read More
2020-08-23 17:55
Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. has announced the list of speakers for this week’s Republican National Convention.
The list includes the usual suspects … Rudy Giuli… Read More
2020-08-22 21:30
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Republicans are not the only ones intentionally mispronouncing the name of the Democratic VP candidate, Kamala Harris. It seems that Democrats the… Read More
2020-08-20 18:00
Reprint from moronmajority.com*
She never wanted any of it.
Melania Trump was perfectly happy living in her gilded tower high above New York’s Fifth Avenue. The woman who some ha… Read More
2020-08-16 14:14
By now, it should come as no surprise to anyone that the man currently occupying the White House is a liar and a cheat. As his niece, Mary Trump, aptly observes in her blistering tell-all me… Read More
2020-08-09 18:58
Reprint from moronmajority.com*
Financial executive, Charles Schwab, founder of the Charles Schwab Corporation, has offered to supply the country with 1 million covid-19 test ki… Read More
2020-08-08 16:14
The Trump reelection campaign has been soundly criticized as being unfocused and undisciplined. Things got so bad last month that longtime campaign manager, Brad Parscale, was ditched in fav… Read More
2020-08-04 18:04
There is a political saying … “never get in the way of an incumbent who is digging his own grave.”
With Trump’s polling numbers getting worse by the day, the ques… Read More
2020-07-25 20:32
Articles about the possibility of Trump refusing to leave office after a November defeat are seemingly everywhere. Bill Maher, on his HBO show, Real Time, has been warning about this scenari… Read More
2020-07-13 23:29
More than three months after health officials from his own government recommended all Americans cover their faces when social distancing was not possible, Donald Trump donned a mask in publi… Read More
2020-06-27 20:37
While Donald Trump may not be able to read tea leaves, his campaign team certainly can. They see certain defeat in November for their boss if current polling trends are not reversed.
One… Read More
2020-06-25 22:29
Donald Trump’s reelection chances are looking flimsier by the day.
The latest nationwide New York Times/Siena College poll has Biden ahead by 14 points. What’s even worse, the… Read More
2020-06-20 17:22
Reprint from moronmajority.com
He’s at it again.
Now that a judge has ruled John Bolton can publish his tell-all book, the man who elevated the filing of frivolous lawsuits into… Read More
2020-06-18 15:02
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Donald Trump is furious.
It appears his efforts to stop John Bolton from publishing his tell-all book are a tad too little, too late. “The Room Whe… Read More
2020-06-15 03:12
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Things have not been going well for Tucker Carlson lately. The star of Fox News’ Tucker Carlson Tonight is losing more advertisers by the da… Read More
2020-06-13 13:59
Ugh?
Donald Trump, in a Fox News interview with Harris Faulkner, was asked what he thinks protesters across the country are demonstrating against following the Memorial Day death of Georg… Read More
2020-06-10 21:37
Reprint from moronmajority.com
Donald Trump has asked the National Weather Service to retract its weekend forecast calling for rain as it would interfere with his golf plans.
“I… Read More
2020-06-02 22:41
Explaining why she voted to acquit Trump in his Senate impeachment trial, Maine Senator, Susan Collins, claimed on national TV, with a straight face, it was because the ordeal Trump had been… Read More
2020-05-29 21:09
Rod Serling was the master of the macabre and creator of the Twilight Zone. Even he would be shocked by the bizarre goings-on these days!
Photo | metv.com Read More
2020-05-24 21:12
Americans have finally gotten back their God-given freedom! After months of being ordered to stay at home and to social distance, it’s time to partay!
Crowds all over the… Read More
2020-05-20 20:42
Call me crazy, but I detect a renewed sense of optimism in the air. While it’s way too early to break out the champagne, Donald Trump’s days in the White House seem to be numbere… Read More
2020-05-17 14:56
This satirical piece is based on a true story. Reprint from moronmajority.com
A Long Island, New York, TV reporter covering a Trump-supporting “reopen” rally in Commack was ju… Read More
2020-05-08 17:45
Yesterday Americans got one more example (if they needed one) of how the rule of law no longer exists in the United States. Well, at least for those associated with the Trump crime syndicate… Read More
2020-04-28 21:17
After one of the biggest governmental screw-ups in the American history, the president overseeing such a fiasco would be run out of office on a rail. He certainly would have no chance at ree… Read More
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