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Funny Stories 08 : Dog Bite

Funny Story of a homemade dog and a neighbor


Kate Williams was very thirsty so He went into a cafe. There was an old Woman in the cafe.
She was sitting near the door at a Table. At her feet, under the table, there was a small dog.
Williams bought a glass of lemonade and some cookies. He sat down at the table next to the old woman. The old woman sat quietly. She looked lonely. Williams decided to be kind and talk to the old woman.
“It is very hot today.” He said.
“Yes, but it is nice inside here.” replied the old woman.
Williams looked at the dog and asked, “Does your dog like people.”
The woman answered, “Oh! Yes! He loves people.”
Williams wanted to give the dog a cookie. So He asked, “ Does your dog like cookies?”
“They are his favorite food.” said the old lady.
Williams was terribly afraid of dogs so He asked, “Does your dog bite?”
The old woman smiled and said, “ NO! My dog is very tame. He is even afraid of cats!”
Williams took a cookie in her hand and reached under the table. He put it near the dog’s mouth.
But the dog didn’t bite the cookie, He bit her hand! Williams jumped up, spilling her lemonade.
He screamed, “I thought you said, your dog didn’t bite.”
The old woman looked at Williams and then at the dog. Then she said,

“THAT’S NOT MY DOG!” 
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