2017-12-30 06:47
सीता से प्यार किया तो राम बन गये
र… Read More
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Here u'll get 2016 latest & best funny, romantic love, cute, attitude, busy Whatsapp Status quotes SMS Messages 4 Boys & Girls.{Daily updated}
2017-12-30 06:43
टीचर :- देश के सबसे ईमानदार पुलिसव… Read More
2017-12-30 06:17
टीचर:- एक तरफ पैसा,
दुसरी तरफ अक्कल……Read More
2017-12-30 06:10
अच्छे और बहुत अच्छे टीचर में अंत… Read More
2017-12-30 06:05
टीचर:
जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता उसको … Read More
2017-12-27 08:00
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage Read More
2017-12-26 07:54
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood Read More
2017-12-23 06:34
Tujhko Khuda Ne Ruk-Ruk Banaya,
Saari Khudai Tujh Mein Hi Bhar Di,
Har Ang Tera,
Reh-Reh Tu Barse Savan Maheena… Read More
2017-12-23 06:10
Is ada se gar qatal karoge,
Be-maut hi mer jayenge parwane,
Shama roshan to ho ek bar,
Dekhein kitna dum hai teri roshani mein… Read More
2017-12-23 06:07
Itni haya itna tabassum kyu hai aaj in aakho me,
kyu bahak rahi hai tu kya basa hai in saanso me,
hai tu mera aks meri parchhai meri jaan tu,
aa main bhar du bas phool hi phool teri in raaho… Read More
2017-12-23 05:59
Tujhko Khuda Ne Ruk-Ruk Banaya,
Saari Khudai Tujh Mein Hi Bhar Di,
Har Ang Tera,
Reh-Reh Tu Barse Savan Maheena… Read More
2017-12-22 07:47
Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do Read More
2017-12-19 08:00
Cheers to the New Year. May it be a memorable one. Happy New Year Read More
2017-12-19 07:48
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, yippee! It’s a New Year! Happy New Year, my beloved friend Read More
2017-12-19 07:43
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage inte… Read More
2017-12-19 07:42
Many people await New Year’s Day to make a new start to their old habits. I wish you otherwise. Happy New Year Read More
2017-12-16 08:38
Bells are ringing and everyone is singing, It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas! Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Read More
2017-12-16 08:36
I take this Christmas as an opportunity to remind you how much you mean to me. I can’t even think what would I ever do without you. I thank God for sending you into my life. On this be… Read More
2017-12-16 08:35
Santa’s coming! Don’t forget to prepare cookies and milk and place them near the Christmas tree! Merry Christmas! Read More
2017-12-16 08:34
Here’s wishing you a Christmas day full of joy and laughter. Savor the wonderful delights for months to come Read More
2017-12-16 08:33
Hope your Christmas is an ideal measure of fun and laughter! Read More
2017-12-13 07:10
टीचर: न्यूटन का नियम बताओ.
स्टूडे… Read More
2017-12-12 08:12
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde,
vekhan waale bada pasand karde,
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke,
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de,
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba…
nahi taan sohne banaane band… Read More
2017-12-12 08:10
Marde haan teri mohabbat che,
Maran to baad ki hoyega,
Chehre ton kafan uthe ke dekhin,
Labaan te tera hi naam hoyega Read More
2017-12-12 06:34
Kinne log si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Ek main nahi si tere Zanaje de pichhe,
Main hunda vi keven tere Zanaje de Pichhe,
Mera Zanaja jo ja rehya si tere Zanaje de pichhe Read More
2017-12-12 06:32
Tutte hoye Pemane ch jaam nahi aunda,
Ishq de mariz nu araam nahi aunda,
O Dil todan walya tu e te sochya hunda,
Tutya hoya Dil kisi de kamm nahi aunda Read More
2017-12-12 06:31
Ae chand chamkna chad v de,
Teri chandni saanu staandi ae,
Tera varga hai usda chehra,
Tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae Read More
2017-12-11 11:18
“Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose.” Read More
2017-12-11 11:17
“Go to sleep satisfied that you did your best today. Tomorrow, wake up and determine to be the best you can be.” Read More
2017-12-11 11:17
“A good idea will keep you awake during the morning but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.” Read More
2017-12-11 11:16
“I know you’ve had a rough couple of days. When you close your eyes tonight, leave all that stress where it belongs — in the past and move on to better tomorrows.” Read More
2017-12-11 11:15
“Wake up with determination. Go to bed with satisfaction.” Read More
2017-12-09 09:53
“Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop struggling. Good Morning! Have A Nice Day” Read More
2017-12-09 09:48
“Doubt’ and ‘Faith’ both are status of mind. Doubt creates the darkest moments in our finest hour. While faith brings finest moments in our darkest hour. Have a Nice… Read More
2017-12-09 09:47
“Formula for a happy life: Never try to defeat anyone; Just try to win everyone; Don’t laugh at anyone; But laugh with everyone. Good Morning” Read More
2017-12-09 09:46
“Welcome to the fresh morning: With a smile on your face; Love in your heart; Good thoughts in your mind; And you will have a wonderful day! Good Morning” Read More
2017-12-09 09:43
“A Great thinker was asked, “What is the meaning of Life?” He Replied, “”LIFE itself has no meaning, it’s an opportunity to create a meaning.”&rdquo&hell…Read More
2017-12-07 04:45
“It’s only after you’ve stepped outside your comfort zone that you begin to change, grow, and transform.” Read More
2017-12-07 04:43
“The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.” Read More
2017-12-07 04:41
“Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way… Read More
2017-12-07 04:40
“Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don’t.” Read More
2017-12-07 04:38
“Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely.&rd&hell…Read More
2017-12-06 12:45
बच्चा:- मम्मी गांधीजी के सर पर बा… Read More
2017-12-06 12:43
गांव के लङके का IAS मे selection हो गया
Dj बज रह… Read More
2017-12-06 12:41
भारत ही एकमात्र ऐसा देश है जहाँ
स… Read More
2017-12-06 12:40
अध्यापक – बच्चों तुममें से स्वर… Read More
2017-12-06 12:39
जिंदगी में यदि कोई आपसे ये पूछे
“… Read More
2017-12-05 07:21
They say you only fall in love once, but that can’t be true… Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again Read More
2017-12-05 07:20
I would climb a thousand mountains to see you smile Read More
2017-12-04 12:26
Santa: beta college mein toone kaun-kaun se do mushkil kaam seekhe hain?
Pappu: ek to daanton se beer ki bottle kholna aur doosri fast bike mein 1 tilee
se sigaret jalana Read More
2017-12-04 06:32
SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai Read More
2017-12-04 06:04
Today, wherever you go, carry the intention of peace, love, and harmony in your heart Read More
2017-12-01 12:33
एक सुकून सा मिलता है….तुझे सोचने… Read More
2017-12-01 12:07
हर शख्स को दिवाना बना देता है इश्… Read More
2017-12-01 12:05
कितने चेहरे हैं इस दुनिया में,
मग… Read More
2017-12-01 11:57
लिख दूँ तो लफज़ तुम हो ,
सोच लूँ तो ख… Read More
2017-12-01 11:55
मुझसे नफरत करके भी खुश ना रह पाओग… Read More
2017-11-30 12:29
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
“Hi,wat ru doin?”
His honest reply,”MISSING U” Read More
2017-11-30 12:18
10 -Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao… Read More
2017-11-30 12:16
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do Read More
2017-11-30 12:02
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D Read More
2017-11-30 12:00
Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
Guess???
?
Come on yar?
?
Sakoon Read More
2017-11-29 08:54
I know that we sometimes fight, but honey you are my everything, if I could I would give you all the flowers in the world, but instead I give you my love Read More
2017-11-29 08:50
You are my sun, my stars, my sky…
The one I truly love and care for,
I don’t need anyone else, but you,
Your eyes and your smile! Read More
2017-11-29 08:48
I remember the days when I thought I had diamonds, but now that I have you, I know I used to have rocks, and you are the one that I never want to lose Read More
2017-11-29 08:46
Love is what I see when you smile,
Love is what I feel when you touch me,
Love is what I hear when you say something,
Love is what we share! Read More
2017-11-29 08:44
They say it doesn’t matter how long you know a person, to know it’s true love, I know we don’t go way back, but it feels like I have known you forever, because we were mean… Read More
2017-11-28 12:31
आखिर लग ही गई ना तुम्हें “मोहब्ब… Read More
2017-11-28 12:25
इश्क़ का उम्र से कोई लेना देना नही… Read More
2017-11-28 12:21
इंतजार रहता है तुम्हारा……
:
कभी स……Read More
2017-11-28 12:19
तकलीफ कि इन्तेहा तो तब है,
जब लोग ज……Read More
2017-11-28 12:14
लफ्ज ही होते हैं इंसान का आईना,
शक… Read More
2017-11-27 11:03
Kal Wife ne iPhone X Kharida 😆
Wo Subah Uthkar Makeup karne lagi…
Mene Kaha Subah Subah Makeup karke kaha jaa rhi ho…
Wife: Kal Sham ko mene iPhone X me Face Id wala Pa… Read More
2017-11-27 10:38
मेरी वाली iPhone X की Demand नहीं करती,
क्योंक… Read More
2017-11-27 09:24
टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती ह… Read More
2017-07-20 11:07
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2017-07-20 11:01
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2017-07-20 10:48
2017-07-19 10:24
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Qus:- दुनिया के दो सबसे बङे घातक और ख……Read More
2017-07-19 10:15
Wife pings husband on Whatsapp:
“Call kr bc balance khatm ho gya hai ! Waiting !!”
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It took 15 minutes for husband to come out of shock and understand tha… Read More
2017-07-19 09:49
लड़का : क्या तुम मुझसे प्यार करती ह… Read More
2017-07-19 09:40
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एक औरत गली में गटर साफ़ करने व… Read More
2017-07-19 09:31
किसी ने एक बुजुर्ग से पूछा …आपने… Read More
2017-07-17 12:27
2017-02-25 10:12
2017-02-25 09:55
2017-02-25 08:59
डॉक्टर- रात में टेंशन लेकर नही सो… Read More
2017-02-24 07:07
बैंक मे एक भी रूपया जमा नही किया फ… Read More
2017-02-24 05:44
पाकिस्तान का कहना है कि बजरंगी
भ… Read More
2017-02-24 05:15
एक शोध में पता चला है कि
पुरूषों क……Read More
2017-02-24 05:01
डाकू Bank लूटने गए ,पर बन्दुक घर पे ही … Read More
2017-02-22 04:48
कुछ लोग ज़िंदगी में पीछे रह जाते … Read More
2017-02-21 06:21
हाथ पकड़ कर रोक लेते अगर,तुझपर
ज़… Read More
2017-02-21 06:11
हिंदु कहते है कि आशिक को मार दिया… Read More
2017-02-20 10:43
एक गांव की लड़की कॉलेज में खाना ख… Read More
2017-02-20 10:21
*दीपक मिट्टी का है*
*या सोने का,*
*यह म… Read More
2017-02-20 09:36
पत्नी:- आपको मेरी सुंदरता ज़्यादा … Read More
2017-02-20 06:43
एक बार एक पतला सा सींगल हड्डी लङक… Read More
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