Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.―John Green The post Heartbreak Quotes 2 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

I have lost and loved and won and cried myself to the person I am today. ―Charlotte Eriksson The post Heartbreak Quotes 8 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it…―Nicholas Sparks The post Heartbreak Quotes 1 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. ―Abraham Lincoln The post Happy Life Quotes 7 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

A happy life is one which is in accordance with its own nature. ―Lucius Annaeus Seneca The post Happy Life Quotes 6 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it’s all that matters. ―Audrey Hepburn The post Happy Life Quotes 5 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Resolve to keep happy and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. ―Helen Keller The post Happy Life Quotes 4 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. ―Marcus Aurelius The post Happy Life Quotes 3 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed. ―Frank Mckinney Kin Hubbard The post Happy Life Quotes 10 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Being happy never goes out of style. ―Lily Pulitzer The post Happy Life Quotes 2 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

A happy life is one spent in learning, earning, and yearning. ―Lillian Gish The post Happy Life Quotes 9 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy. ―Anne Frank The post Happy Life Quotes 8 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly. It is the one thing we are interested in here.―Leo Tolstoy The post You are… Read More

If this is shelter, then one wall and no roof can make a house. Once I do get to sleep…I shall go on sleeping whether I roll off or no. The post Samwise Gamgee Quote 20 appeared firs… Read More

We might try to hurt or frighten this tree to begin with… ‘If it don’t let them go, I’ll have it down, if I have to gnaw it. The post Samwise Gamgee Quote 19 appeare… Read More

If you don’t come back, sir, then I shan’t, that’s certain… ‘Don’t you leave him! they say to me. Leave him! I said. I never mean to. I am going with him… Read More

Well, sir, if I could grow apples like that, I would call myself a gardener. But it was the singing that went to my heart, if you know what I mean. The post Samwise Gamgee Quote 17 appeared… Read More

Eavesdropping, sir? I don’t follow you, begging your pardon. There ain’t no eaves at Bag End, and that’s a fact. The post Samwise Gamgee Quote 16 appeared first on QuoteRee… Read More

They are sailing, sailing, sailing over the sea, they are going into the West and leaving us. The post Samwise Gamgee Quote 15 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

I made a promise Mr. Frodo, a promise… don’t you lose him Samwise Gamgee and I don’t mean to. The post Samwise Gamgee Quote 14 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It’ll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they’ll be sowing the sum… Read More

Po-ta-toes! Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew. The post Samwise Gamgee Quote 12 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

It’s your Sam. Don’t you know your Sam? The post Samwise Gamgee Quote 11 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

But in the end it’s only a passing thing, this shadow; even darkness must pass. The post Lord of the Rings Quote 2 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

It’s the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish. The post Lord of the Rings Quote 1 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: A farmer needs to take a fox, a chicken, and a sack of grain across a river. The only way across the river is by a small boat, which can only hold the farmer and one of the three items. L… Read More

Q: Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I? A: The number 8 The post Office Riddle 20 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: An old man dies, leaving behind two sons. In his will, he orders his sons to race with their horses, and the one with the slower horse will receive his inheritance. The two sons race, but… Read More

Q: If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye? A: Beauty The post Office Riddle 18 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: You’re escaping a labyrinth, and there are three doors in front of you. The door on the left leads to a raging inferno. The door in the center leads to a deadly assassin. The door o… Read More

Q: This guys office is on the 30th floor of the building. Every day, he gets off on the 25th floor and walks the extra 5 floors upstairs. Why does he walk the extra 5 floors rather than taki… Read More

Q: Lennie was cleaning up some old papers in his office and found a list with the following names: Washington Jefferson Lincoln Hamilton Jackson Grant The last name on the list was mostly wo… Read More

Q: A man is leaving on a business trip and stops by his office on the way to the airport. The night watchman stops him and says, “Sir, don’t take that flight. I had a dream last… Read More

Q: What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? A: Eclipse it The post Short Joke 21 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: What do you do with a dead chemist? A: You barium The post Short Joke 20 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: Where does a bee put his stinger? A: In his honey The post Short Joke 19 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

I never make mistakes. I thought I did once but I could be wrong. The post Short Joke 18 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asked, “Why the long face?” The post Short Joke 17 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: Why did the walrus go to a Tupperware party? A: It was looking for a tight seal. The post Short Joke 16 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The bartender says, “What the hell is that?” Pirate says, “I dunno, but it’s dr… Read More

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense. The post Short Joke 14 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: Why was the duck not qualified to practice medicine? A: He was a quack The post Short Joke 13 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in it. The post Short Joke 12 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Christmas is a time filled with all sorts of festive decorations, foods, presents, family members, including those you’ve never even met. But a celebration like this ain’t truly… Read More

Ever felt like the coolest dude on earth because of spilling some one-time yo momma classic? Get that feeling back with a bunch of our sure-fire jokes! So, if you wanna play cool and funny… Read More

Chuck Norris is a force to reckon with, featuring several championships through his career and since then set up his very own Chun Kuk Do, a well-known school of fighting. Way of the Dragon… Read More

Let’s face it, not everyone has the stomach to stand a hilarious sex joke. Not even all can get one. But when you find yourself preparing to emit one, make sure that you are in the rig… Read More

A good joke is one that will sweep you off and push you to tell other people like it’s your own. Math jokes, particularly, are something you can boast of. Aside from making you look li… Read More

No paper is ever enough when you try to talk about family. From the nostalgic memory of your siblings’ spat or the memory your mother or father’s genuine laugh, there’s sim… Read More

That furry little creature you just can’t resist is worth a thousand quotes to share to the world. To anyone owning an adorable and sometimes annoying but nevertheless lovable cat, you… Read More

Death – the word alone stirs so many reactions from the inside. Some good, some uncomfortable, yet it’s one truth all people have to share. But the inevitable, say death if appro… Read More

More than anything else, poems are not just made for the sake of creating one. In any level you’re at, you can always find something fruitful in poems that will help you get through li… Read More

Romance is something one can’t get away or put away with. Even in poems, it’s a genre people just love to go back to. Romantic poems can make anybody’s face light up but it… Read More

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 15 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check? Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 14 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

What did one lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? Same time next month? The post 21 Dirty Jokes 13 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 12 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 21 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 20 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

What does a leper say after having sex with a prostitute? Keep the tip. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 19 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 18 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 17 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her. The post 21 Dirty Jokes 16 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Every now and then, we hear cute jokes being passed around by our friends, family, and loved ones personally or even through social media. They may capture your attention immediately or they… Read More

Irish jokes are famous around the globe. Some are good while some leave a sour taste on the mouth. If you are the type of person who enjoys a good dose of Irish jokes, then this little colle… Read More

Every golfer needs to have a good laugh every now and then, especially during a very serious game. This sport may seem simple to non-golfers, but the truth is, it is completely the opposite… Read More

If you are a teacher (or close to one), you will certainly agree if we say that teaching is a stressful job. However, even though the job is very demanding, we still find it absolutely fulfi… Read More

Whenever we gather with our friends during whatever occasion, we usually share funny stories to lighten up the mood. One of the jokes we generally tell them is a bar joke. You may believe th… Read More

Christmas is fast approaching and we can’t think of a better way to celebrate the incoming holiday than a good list of Santa jokes. Santa Claus is a very famous figure that gives good… Read More

We get it; work has become stressful these days and you got nothing to ease your stress away. You look around and see work coworkers feeling as depressed as you are. Seeing them share your g… Read More

They say that laughter can help loosen the tension brought by marriage. The jokes about marriage are a living testament of that claim. Apparently, joking about the marriage itself can help c… Read More

Most of us are afraid of doctors. This kind of unpleasant experience leaves us to not trust them. The serious types of doctors are the ones who emanate serious aura. But you have to know tha… Read More

According to the Greek philosopher Aristotle, humans are political animals. We live in a society that is governed by laws and customs. The society then creates and maintains a government tha… Read More

If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you are not using it enough. The post Computer Joke 21 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d. The post Computer Joke 20 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you. The post Computer Joke 19 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it. The post Computer Joke 18 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly. The post Computer Joke 17 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Univ… Read More

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0 The post Computer Joke 15 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google. The post Computer Joke 14 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents. The post Computer Joke 13 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Path not found. Try the grass shortcut. The post Computer Joke 12 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home. The post Work Joke 21 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day. The post Work Joke 20 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch that it might be me. The post Work Joke 19 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me. The post Work Joke 18 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver. The post Work Joke 17 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin. The post Work Joke 16 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Did you hear about the depressed plumber? He’s been going through some shit. The post Work Joke 15 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. The post Work Joke 14 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. The post Work Joke 13 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician. The post Work Joke 12 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: Why is Ireland the fastest growing country in Europe? A: Because it’s always Dublin. The post Irish Joke 21 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Cos they’re always a little short. The post Irish Joke 20 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? A: A leper-chaun. The post Irish Joke 19 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Q: How do you blind an Irish woman? A: You put a bottle of scotch in front of her. The post Irish Joke 18 appeared first on QuoteReel Read More

Two Irishmen were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car’s indicators are working. He promptly sticks his head out the window and says: “Yes, no, yes… Read More

Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while, one amazed onlooker said: “Why… Read More

An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: “Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?” The Irishman replies: “No… Read More