2013-06-29 20:50
Binti 1 alienda kupeleka malalamiko kwa MCHUNGAJI feki ili kupata ushauri.BINTI akaanza: Kuna kijana ambaye sitamsahau kwa aliyonifanyia.MCHUNGAJI: Alikufanyia nini?BINTI: Akashindwa kusema… Read More
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2013-06-29 20:44
MTOTO: baba kuna tofauti gani kati ya kilichopo katikati ya mapaja ya mama na ya kwako?BABA: kwa mama yako kuna geti la kuingilia PARADISO na kwangu kuna ufunguo wa kufungulia hilo gat… Read More
2013-06-29 19:23
Wanaume (6) wanajaribiwa kuwa mapadri,Mbele yao akasimamishwa Mtoto wakike akavua nguo akabaki mtupu yaani uchi, Mmoja kati ya wale (6) akasimamisha mboo akaambiwa toka wewe hufa… Read More
2013-06-23 14:38
MTOTO: Baba hivi hiyo Redio ina spika?BABA: Ndio mwanangu inayo SpikaMTOTO: Kama inayo spika, mbona haina Wabunge? Wako wapi?BABA: Swali gumu Mwanangu..ngoja nisome Mwongozo..!!! Read More
2013-06-21 12:43
Hebu jaribu kujaza herufi zinazokosekana: KUM_, CHUP_, UBO__ SHAHA__, UCH_, MATA__, MKUND_ hhaa! Mbona umejaza upuuzi unawaza ngono tu? Ilibidi ujaze KUMI,CHUPA,UBOVU,SHAHADA,UCHU,MATAMANIO… Read More
2013-06-21 11:50
Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside Q: What… Read More
2013-06-20 17:23
Kijana alikutwa na BIBLE na Kondomu mfukoni akaulizwa mbona unatembea navyo?Akajibu "Shetani na kuma hawaaminiki wanaweza kutokea wakati wo wote"! Akitokea shetani nina BIBLE. Ikitokea kuma… Read More
2013-06-20 16:31
Basi lilipata ajali likazama kwenye mto, abiria wakaanza kujikomboa kwa kuogelea. Kwa bahati nzuri MCHAGA mmoja akajitahidi na kujiokoa. Kufika nchi kavu. MCHAGA akavua nguo na kut… Read More
2013-06-20 13:14
Hata uwe na heshima kiasi gani. Kamwe hauwezi ukajisalimia mwenyewe Read More
2013-06-20 13:06
ACHENI UTANI HATA KAMA MISHAHARA MIDOGO.Ona huu mtihani wa terminal nimeunasa shule moja1.Rais wa Sasa wa Tanzania ni Kikwe__A)ta (b)te (c)ti (d)to (e)tu2.Alye fanya Tanganyka iwe huru… Read More
2013-05-18 12:19
Padri mmoja fuska alitoka kwenda kuzini na Sista chini ya mti kumbe juu ya mti kuna teja amejificha anavuta bangi, basi baada ya kumaliza uzinzi wao Sista akamuuliza Padri kama ametumia kond… Read More
2013-05-18 12:08
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "mashoga" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME" lakini atafanyaje wakati wote ni wanaume? Mchungaji akapiga moyo kon… Read More
2013-05-01 11:53
Masai kapewa penzi baada ya kukojoa akatulia tulii pale juu kwa zaidi ya dakika 5. Malaya akamwambia "Mbona huondoki si ushakojoa?" Masai akajibu "namalisia kunya." Read More
2013-04-19 16:00
Katika harusi shoga kajichanganya na wanawake chumbani wakawa wanajifusha udi.Yule msenge naye akachukua kanga akajifunika katika kuchuchumaa ajifushe udi, mapumbu si yakagusa kitezo ghafla… Read More
2013-04-19 15:53
Mmmmmh!!! Watu wanakusema sana nimeshindwa kuvumilia bora nikuambie tu kama ukinuna poa. Eti wanasema 'ukinya' unatuna kama golikipa. Eti ni kweli? Read More
2013-04-19 15:42
John ni chizi katika hospitali ya vichaa kwa muda wa miaka 7. Alipotaka kutoroka alifanya zoezi la kuruka geti kwa miezi 5, siku ya kutoroka aliaga marafiki zake na kuondoka lakini ghafla ak… Read More
2013-03-30 08:56
Mchaga alimkopesha Mpare Pesa, shahidi akiwa Msambaa,muda wa kulipa ulipofika Mpare kwa Ubahili akaamua kujiua ili asilipe.Kuona hivyo Mchaga kwa kupenda Pesa nae akajiua ili… Read More
2013-03-29 18:13
Muuza samaki na mteja..........Mteja: "Samaki bei gani?"Muuzaji: "shilingi 5000"Mteja: "Mwisho?"Muuzaji: "Mkiani"Mteja: "Mbona samaki mwenyewe kalegMuuza samaki na mteja..........Mteja: "Sam… Read More
2013-03-29 18:07
Jamaa aliposa, akaambiwa mahari milion 5, akasema kwa mshangao : HEE! MILIONI 5? WAKATI HAPO KWA JIRANI NIMEAMBIWA LAKI 2 TU TENA ANA MIMBA KABISA Read More
2013-03-29 13:09
1) I stopped a woman being raped last night Really? How did you do that? I controlled myself. 2) She threw the pepper pot in my face, my lord. … Read More
2013-03-29 12:39
TOURIST: Are we lost? AFRICAN GUIDE: We are not lost. We are here. Trail lostSON:Do you remember promising me twenty shilings if i get a good report this term?FATHER: Yes, of course i d… Read More
2013-03-28 17:23
Jamaa wawili walifika Stesheni. Wakakuta Treni ndio kwanza inaondoka; wakaanza kuikimbiza, mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka. Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sana mpaka machozi yakamtoka. W… Read More
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