Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's
gone for ever!
Sex is like a pack of Chips , Once you start!
You can't stop !
An Exam paper is like a Dick , When it's
hard! People get fucked!
Education is like hiring a prostitute , It
needs both your money and your hard work!
Success is like masturbating, Only your
own hand can let you achieve it!
Life without Friends is like Boobs Without
Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
Fuck a woman and she Loves you. When u
Love a woman she Fucks you.
MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the
blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her
pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse'
passed.
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's
BREASTS?
Girl: It's Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing
stand up
Give an example of Total Business Failure due
to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute
If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then
Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!
If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask
him to wear condom after sex!
So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY!