A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have
a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how
to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught
to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my
house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be
the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and
praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots
in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried
out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have
been answered."

Contributed by: Dawn Hunt